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How to kill Nick in many many excessively painful ways thread.

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'Free CAW minigun this way' Signs, in a series. Leading to a PVC pipe minigun in the middle of a field. Of course, with remote-det C4 buried underneath.

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Put him in a room with me an a hole-puncher.

 

All I'm reading there is that you'd like to punch his hole. Dirty boy. This is the kill Nick thread, not the "rape and sodomy" thread.

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Is this a make believe Nick, or Nickona, if Nickona then get the little hamster in his picture to eat him from the inside!

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i still like that one where we tied him to a chair and let a dog bite his particulars or was it another part of him

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oh this sounds fun, put him in a room with a mirror...oh no the pain, its so ugly! He'll die eventually :P

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Test to see if he's .50 cal proof.

 

Finius, please edit the topic title and correct the spelling of 'excessively'. :)

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2 bottle openers , salt, duct tape and several hundred metal cocktail sticks.

anybody who's watched "No Heroics" and likes Timebomb will know where i'm going with this ;)

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Credit where it's due please, this thread was totally 100% my idea lol. However I'm liking the fact that my jest has become a reality.

 

I also think that the mirror torture has been the funniest so far haha.

 

I wonder if he's air rifle proof...

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i feel sorry for him now....

 

why not make him commit suicide by setting himself aflame in protest of Japans Whaleing exploits

 

oh yea and my Mum thinks your cute and my sister reckons your Attractive so yeaa.... a little pick me up for you after all this...

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Get Snorlax to sit on him. Throw away the pokeflute.

 

Not throw away, put just two inches out of reach...

 

Title fixed :P

 

My next submission:

 

Walk-in-microwave.

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