Skirmish - an airsoft choose your own adventure.

[The Waco Kid]

Book one

 

The Horlicks of Bathtime Fountain

 

To play you will need:

 

2 x 6 sided dice

1 x pencil

1 x paper note pad

 

and

 

Your imagination.

 

Turn to page 1

Page 1

 

Your character. Choose one.

 

The Milsimer

 

 You know the NSN number of all your kit. You have friends, they exist inside you head but at least they talk to you. 
  Most likely to say “But that’s not tactically sound”.

  Your pew pew goes Bang.

 

The Speedster

 

  You can outrun a speeding bb. Or a least you think you can. You had a friend once but they couldn’t keep up.

  Most likely to say “Yeet” or “I need more RPS”.

 Your pew pew goes Zzippppppp!

 

The Sneaky Bastard

 

  You are so stealthy that you didn’t even sign in to the site. You don’t need friends just targets.

  Most likely to say, nothing silence speaks volumes.

 

 Your pew pew goes “ppssst”

 

The DIY tech

 

  You fixed your friends RIF to make it better. May have been best to ask first however.

  Most likely to say “It was okay when I had it”

 

Your pew pew goes “bap whizz clunk”

 

Make a note of which character you are and then roll 2 x 6 sided dice. 
 

Then ignore this number and go to page 2.

 

[The Waco Kid]

Page 2

 

It’s time for the game briefing. Choose one of the following options and then go to that entry.

 

Go right to the front and bat your eyelashes loving at the head Marshall?

Turn to page 503

 

Stand at the back and pick your nose?

Turn to page 16.

 

 

 

 

[Skullchewer]

*turns to page 16*

[TacticalWaifu]

*turns to page 503*

[Leo Greer]

*turns to page 31*

[Cannonfodder]

  On 14/01/2023 at 15:45, The Waco Kid said:

Go right to the front and bat your eyelashes loving at the head Marshall?

Turn to page 503

 

Stand at the back and pick your nose?

Turn to page 16.

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As there's always one, what page is make the same shit jokes you make every week that nobody but you find funny?

[RostokMcSpoons]

  On 11/06/2023 at 22:32, Cannonfodder said:

As there's always one, what page is make the same shit jokes you make every week that nobody but you find funny?

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That's page 69

[Skullchewer]

  On 11/06/2023 at 22:32, Cannonfodder said:

As there's always one, what page is make the same shit jokes you make every week that nobody but you find funny?

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