Shamal Posted June 15 Author Share Posted June 15 A woman is standing looking in the bedroom mirror. She is not happy with what she sees and says to her husband, “I feel horrible; I look old, fat, and ugly… I really need you to pay me a compliment.” The husband replies, “Your eyesight’s damn near perfect Tactical Pith Helmet, nighthawkkhan and Cannonfodder 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tactical Pith Helmet Posted June 15 Share Posted June 15 I just trade marked a padded bra that never loses its shape. I call it Mammary Foam® Cannonfodder and Shamal 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tactical Pith Helmet Posted Sunday at 23:29 Share Posted Sunday at 23:29 My wife recently told me that as I'm a parent I need to make sacrifices. But then she hit the roof when she came home and saw the giant pentagram on the kitchen table and what I had done to the cat. Cannonfodder, Shamal and DaktariT 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tactical Pith Helmet Posted Wednesday at 02:21 Share Posted Wednesday at 02:21 Nearly managed to marry my ex-wife, but she figured out that I was only after my money. Shamal and Cannonfodder 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shamal Posted 14 hours ago Author Share Posted 14 hours ago A guy walked into his friend’s office He found his friend sitting at his desk, looking very depressed. "Hey, what’s up with you?," he asked. "Oh, its my wife," replied the man sadly. "She’s hired a new secretary for me." "Well, nothing wrong in that," he said, "Is she blonde or brunette?" "Neither. He’s bald. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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