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Airsoft Quiz! You get a fiver if you win!

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SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

 

 

let me make use of these spoilers for once and make a quiz!

 

You win a fiver at the end that you can legally print off and use!

 

LET US START

 

(Bear in mind that the spoilers didn't format properly here, so I had to do all this hard work somewhere else and copy and paste.... also, sorry about the black rectangle behind the answers, the formatting didn't go well and I had to change the colour to make it visible)

 

What is my name?
Jon

Correct. What is the most common BB ammo mass used for measuring velocity?
0.12g

GO BACK TO JUSTBBGUNS WHERE YOU BELONG SNOBHEAD!


0.2g

Correct. What does a hop up unit do to a BB pellet?
Makes it hop

You are one dumbass


Makes it fly backwards

You need help dude


Makes it have a backspin

Correct. I see you are not stupid. What does NiMH stand for?
Nickel Impulse Manganese Hydroxide

I will teabag you


Nickel Metal Hydrogen

No, just no. I will defo tea bag you.


Nickel Metal Hydride

Correct. What brand originally was my AK47?
Double Eagle

What?! How would you know you pervert! What is the Magpul tactical AK exactly look like?
Echo 1 OCW

You just guessed you cheap lazy liar. What does MOSFET stand for?
Metal-Oxide-Semiconductor Flock-Effect Transistor

GO BACK TO THE FARM WHERE YOU BELONG


Metal-Oxide-Semiconducktor Field-Effect Transistor

YOU UGLY DUCKING


Metal-Oxide-Semiconductor Field-Effect Transistor

YOU GUESSED, DON'T LIE U SILLEH BUOY! Which type of piston cylinder is more efficient?
Type 3

You have no ball sack


Type 2

You have no genitalia


Type 1

I know you have type 1 diabetes. Which of the following uses a 7.62 x 51 mm bullet?
AK47

YOU IDIOT! That uses 7.62 x 39 mm


G36E

YOU GERMAN BASTARD


MP5SD

YOU GERMAN MP5 BASTARD


M14 EBR

That's right ma buoy! What gun should you buy when you start airsoft?
G&G Combat Machine series

HOW COULD YOU THINK THAT YOU CHEAP MONSTER


Echo 1 minigun

CHILDREN ARE NOT RICH BASTARDS LIKE YOU


Bright orange sniper rifle from JBBG

That is correct! What Airsoft brand recently released an SR47 AEG?
TM

No, because you have no cheesy toastie to bribe me


KING ARMS

You have no logic


APS

Cheap brand no make rare guns dude, logic


BOLT

That is correct you cheat. And for the final question, to get your chemistry going, what is the flame colour when you put Barium over a source of fire i.e. bunsen burner?
orange

wrong


blue

wrong again


red

that is wrong


yellow

that is wrong again


white

i've said it a few times, stop guessing!


purple

*Facepalm*


lilac

STOP GUESSING MANZ!


orange-red

why?!


blue-green

HELLNAW!


green

Correct.YESSS! Congratulations! You have passed my quiz! Here is your prize!

I LIED!!!

ENJOY!

 


pink

NO MANZZZZ!


dark green

You don't know this don't you?


dark blue

nope


dark red

OoOoh! so you go for the last answer eh? WRONG!

 


SOCOM GEAR

Die in a hole

 


Socom Gear Barret

YOU THINK EVEN ONE HAS A SIX PACK? DO YOU?!


DE AK47

YOU DISGUST ME

 


XM8

Do you even know what a gun is?


Steyr AUG

Flip yourself the right way round you Aussie bastard


M4A1

You are now officially a knobhead



Type 0

You have no penis

 


Mass-Effect-Semiconductor Field-Effect Transistor

GO BACK TO YOUR PS3 WHERE YOU BELONG

 


G&P tactical AK Combat

YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT AIRSOFT IS


CYMA RPKT

YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT CYMA IS


G&p RPK 74 Rakurs

YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT RAKURS IS



SRC

You cheap basturd for thinking that!


TM

How dare you for thinking i'm a rich bastard! LEAVE!

 


Nickel incise Muatate Halogen

I will reserve my teabag for later with you....

 



0.3g

Your mom is 0.3g


0.6g

Do you even airsoft?

 


Jason

You don't know me...LEAVE CHILD, LEAVE!


Jack

U wot mate?


Jess

Do you really think i'm a sick twisted transgender?


 

 

 

 

Soooo, am I the first to make use of spoilers here on Airsoft Forums?

 

If so, do I get extra points? :D :D

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I don't think it really worked.

You also got a few things wrong, like the calibre of the Galil ARM and what AR stands for... I didn't read that much into the rest of it.

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Soooo, am I the first to make use of spoilers here on Airsoft Forums?

 

 

Nope, not by a long shot. Most people don't use them, as there's not much point. (But do check some of the older TV/movie/games related threads)

 

AR doesn't stand for what you think it does, either...

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Nope, not by a long shot. Most people don't use them, as there's not much point. (But do check some of the older TV/movie/games related threads)

 

AR doesn't stand for what you think it does, either...

hmmm imma change the question.....................

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I almost slit my wrists after you stated a Orange pile of wank from just bb guns is a good started AEG ....

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I was expecting another one of 'those threads', however it was a nice surprise in that most of it made sense :lol:

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I got it all until the Barium-Flame question. I always thought it was blue-green.

 

Welp,I'm going to fail my JC.

Copper sulfate will glow a turquoise blue/green colour. :)

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Copper sulfate will glow a turquoise blue/green colour. :)

NOOOOOOOOO

 

IT'S SULPHATE!

 

I DON'T CARE IF THEY CHANGE IT

 

LAZY ASS SCIENTISTS CAN'T BE BOTHERED ADDING IN AN EXTRA LETTER

 

THEY SAY IT PREVENTS CONFUSION WITH OTHER ELEMENTS

 

CONFUSION MY ASS. WHY NOT CHANGE PHOSPHOR TO PHOSFUR OR EVEN FOSFOR?

 

STUPID ASS "SCIENTIFIC" CHANGE MY ASS.

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