cropzy

Classic. Love the article
 
http://airsoftoperator.com/british-airsoft-con-formerly-club/

the reveal wasn't meant to be special I do recall saying that in an earlier post to this thread. this is more for social awareness. ah if no one gives a toss then great we'll let me continue their ways and F*** it all up for players

You could say the big reveal was an anti-Qlimax.
 
I'll get my coat.

So after all the messages that have been posted here it is, its not even exciting it's just they could ruin airsoft for us all if they continue. So most of you have heard of BAC and if you go on their website it talks to talks and appears to walk the walk. So I applied to membership and it was accepted but all seemed to be done a little to fast. Which got me thinking that considering that amount of checks they claim to make it was all a lilttle fast so I made her up. BELOW
 

 
Completely fake not even a real person, submitted an application and sent a completely fake ukara email over to which contained a site that isn't even active nor has anyone played on it for a year or more and hasn't been UKARA for 2 yrs. so NO WAY should a defense been accepted for this person not if all their checks were done as they claim they are but OH SHITE BAG I received this......
 

 
ACCEPTED. pay my subscription and membership card will be in the post WOW. what a joke.
 
now some of you may say well what you have done is wrong and out of order but if i can do this being an HONEST AIRSOFT PLAYER then what's stopping a thug from doing this and then being able to buy RIF's for illegal purposes. Now you might also ask why a girl well that's to prove I have NO intension of using this nor am i going to pay for this either.
 
So i put it to everyone. There checks are poor, they validate anyone and take all info you as GOLD AND HONEST but lets face it there's more than a fair share of people out there that simply aren't HONEST.
 
UKARA alternative my ARSE.

Dont even know what this is but still interested
*grabs popcorn*

I agree with lozart.
 
However you have to admit jambwow's videos are annoying and rage inducing.
 
Like when he gets really close to the camera and then gives it a smug look.
 
NO.

We don't need to but it seems that a lot of people want to have an endless laugh at the expense of someone trying to do their job.
 
Just seems a bit childish to me is all. Granted everyone needs to know that they are guilty of overselling some of their products and that they're not worth buying from but beyond that it's no better than taking the piss out of the special kid from the council estate at school. Personally I don't think it helps the sport to be taken seriously when this kind of thing keeps appearing in threads and statuses.

ive already been told that when we get our new house i can build a man shed that i can do whatever i like with and in....
 
think shes trying to make me live outside in all honesty.

Bitch please! My woman does as she's told! Ain't no woman gonna tell me what to do with my money!
 
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FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, NEVER TELL HER I SAID THAT OR SHE'LL BEAT ME AGAIN.
 
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Seriously though, as long as I keep most of my junk in my man-cave I can do whatever I want...

Mine couldn't care less... I mainly get called a big child. Then she moans at me for finding bb's everywhere. And then she wants to pop smoke in the garden to see what it did...
 
Then she goes back to calling me a big child...

That parody is brilliant, absolutely nailed it and the fact he's so young makes it even funnier.

BACK FROM THE DEAD. POW.
 
Over the last months at work, I've had a customer who refuses to pay his bill (I work at a storage center). Increasingly, he's been a nob to me, despite my best efforts to help him out of the deep hole he's got himself into. Today, he finally decided to try and pay his bill (although not the late charges and admin fees he owes, and even then, only half his bill anyway) whilst giving me some more abuse. I got to enjoy the look of despair on his face when I told him half his stuff had been sold for approximately £2000 and the rest had been crushed and then incinerated.
 
I also got to enjoy him flipping out on the phone to his lawyer, because the stuff was worth over £35,000 to him and his company and his bill was only £2700.
 
After that, I got to enjoy his lawyer telling him it was all his fault and that we had every right to go to debt collection for the remaining £700.
 
 
The lesson? If you entrust someone with £35,000 worth of gear, and owe them £2700 for looking after it. Don't piss them off 'cause they have all the cards.
Usually, I wouldn't bask in the joyous aura created by the misery of others, but this man deserves it and it goes some way to making up for the fact that my job is sh*t.

Best way to get a feel for airsoft guns is to go and play a skirmish and hire one for the day

WOW looks almost as bad as a 2 tone.
 
I know we all use what is more or less a toy gun but that looks like something from toys r us!
 
 
each to their own and if you like it then go for it. Good luck selling it on in the future.

Last month, some kid thought that he would spawn kill to help his team "win".
We spawned, he spawn killed, we spawned, we wasted, he fell to the floor, he raged. The end
 
(Btw, he bought bulldog .12's with him)

A bunch of paintballers walked into the safe zone, I over hear afew of them talking about the guns that they could see, one of them says "Oh my god that's the ak47 from modern warfare 2" he then walks up to the guy with the AK and asks: "do you know what gun that is" the guy with the gun in question replies "Yes, it's an ICS AK74."
"No, that's an ak47"
 
I cringed, hard.

Looks not unlike the Brit WW2 Boyes recoil-less anti tank rifle if I recall?!

I actually really like it.
 
I really like stuff like this too.

This. This this this.
 

I'd love a GBB Tec-9 for my assassin loadout. It'd be an interesting sidearm for cartel loadouts aswell (Wood kit AK-47, red plaid shirt over a tank top, casual slacks, too much hair gel, and some cheesey-looking airsoft sunglasses... Maybe a rubber machete aswell).
 
I remember seeing some crappy pump action spring version on eBay, but that's all I've ever seen.

I'm pretty sure there's an AEG one in prototype, on Airsoftology's channel 
EDIT: Hmmm it's a GAT but it's literally identical.

Yes.

cropzy - A Clockwork Orange?
 
"I hear it's amazing when the famous purple stuffed worm, in flap-jaw space, with the tuning fork, does a raw blink on Hiri-Kiri rock! I need scissors! 61!"

My local Tesco is being more responsible, all of the their waterpistols are clearly futuristic and not imitation: