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Went to halo mill airsoft carboot today.
 
Elcan specter replica £30
Highlander odin softshell jacket MTP £12 brand new, retails for £40
dboys folding grip £5
ASG trishot shotgun with 4 cartridges £30
7'' suppressor £15
Helmet, forgot the name £10
Sealed new camelbak hydration system MTP £10
s10 gas mask £10
 
Got some brand new revision bullet ant goggles for free too.

Went to halo mill airsoft carboot today.
 
Elcan specter replica £30
Highlander odin softshell jacket MTP £12 brand new, retails for £40
dboys folding grip £5
ASG trishot shotgun with 4 cartridges £30
7'' suppressor £15
Helmet, forgot the name £10
Sealed new camelbak hydration system MTP £10
s10 gas mask £10
 
Got some brand new revision bullet ant goggles for free too.

Went to halo mill airsoft carboot today.
 
Elcan specter replica £30
Highlander odin softshell jacket MTP £12 brand new, retails for £40
dboys folding grip £5
ASG trishot shotgun with 4 cartridges £30
7'' suppressor £15
Helmet, forgot the name £10
Sealed new camelbak hydration system MTP £10
s10 gas mask £10
 
Got some brand new revision bullet ant goggles for free too.

Went to halo mill airsoft carboot today.
 
Elcan specter replica £30
Highlander odin softshell jacket MTP £12 brand new, retails for £40
dboys folding grip £5
ASG trishot shotgun with 4 cartridges £30
7'' suppressor £15
Helmet, forgot the name £10
Sealed new camelbak hydration system MTP £10
s10 gas mask £10
 
Got some brand new revision bullet ant goggles for free too.

Just want to warn everyone that "jairsoft101" is Flapjack, so be careful.

I dunno... I mean yeah Russell, your loadouts are well impressive and, knowing what went into producing the Owen, it is also fucking impressive, but to me it still looks horrible. The mag sticking up like that is just the daftest looking system i've ever seen. I realise that it's better than under the barrel for prone firing, but the horizontal Sten mag position takes care of that.

On either my first or second game, before i'd developed the habit of checking the fire selector on my gun (a hired m4), i decided to execute an awesome one-man-super-dooper-outflanking maneuver, and as the enemy pushed up the road with the vehicle, spent about 10/15 minutes making my way behind them.
I'd just managed to get into the building they were regrouping outside of when i was spotted, so trained my sights on the door they'd be entering to get the drop on them.
 
One creeps in, i pop out and get hit to the sound of "AWW FOR F*CKS SAKE...f*cking SAFETY!!".
 
Needless to say, i spent the next few games constantly checking the selector every 12 seconds.

I also believe the Greens have plans to indirectly stop Airsoft as we know it.

My eldest seems to think airsoft is like bloody COD & it does my frigging head in
 
Airsoft sites should put in big bold letters "THIS IS NOT C.O.D, SO DONT TREAT IT LIKE SUCH"
 
sooner kids realise this, the bloody better
 
Another thing that tickles me a bit, is players using rules from another site they play at, doesn't always work that way

i did the same when i was younger, didnt even think of eye pro. my dad even shot at me from our bedroom window and i wasnt wearing eye pro. i cringe at the thought too

Mine is a JG skorpion. Low fps but I still surprise everybody when I hit them and I get a few funny looks with my fire pig on it haha.
 
Good little gun to use though.
 
I got it cheap too.

Before I got into airsoft, back when I was around 18 me and my friends had crappy bb guns and used to plink them in the local forest.
 
One time my mate had a JBBG special SVD, but it was like 500fps or something, didn't help that he stretched the spring inside to make it insanely powerful.
 
One time we were plinking, I found an old fold up chair and was using it as a riot shield and my friend was with me. We were being sniped by Mr. SVD. Stupidly my friend decides to make a run for it and I tell him no. He ignores me. Cue a mad dash across a field followed up by a massive grunt of pain. He got shot right below the eye by the SVD, blood pouring down his face and Mr SVD dying of laughter. I called the game off and treated him, luckily It was only a welt but a few more centimeters up and he would have been blind. I never plinked with them after that day, it was back when I was stupid and didn't know of eyepro *cringe*.
 
Another one was when me and around 20 friends just completely lit him up because he wanted us to. Bearing in mind we had springers, but he was topless and running around in nettle bushes for a laugh.

Before I got into airsoft, back when I was around 18 me and my friends had crappy bb guns and used to plink them in the local forest.
 
One time my mate had a JBBG special SVD, but it was like 500fps or something, didn't help that he stretched the spring inside to make it insanely powerful.
 
One time we were plinking, I found an old fold up chair and was using it as a riot shield and my friend was with me. We were being sniped by Mr. SVD. Stupidly my friend decides to make a run for it and I tell him no. He ignores me. Cue a mad dash across a field followed up by a massive grunt of pain. He got shot right below the eye by the SVD, blood pouring down his face and Mr SVD dying of laughter. I called the game off and treated him, luckily It was only a welt but a few more centimeters up and he would have been blind. I never plinked with them after that day, it was back when I was stupid and didn't know of eyepro *cringe*.
 
Another one was when me and around 20 friends just completely lit him up because he wanted us to. Bearing in mind we had springers, but he was topless and running around in nettle bushes for a laugh.

Yup!
 
Still run it, it's fun!

Was that the one you got off me? Haha

Already is a GBB version on eHobby Asia (can't for the life of me remember the manufacturer). Though it's capable of full-auto, so technically it's a KG-9 with a barrel cover.
 
Keeping on-topic, I'll never forget the first garden skirmish I had with my A&K SVD. Me and my best mate, vs his brother and his brother's best mate. Me and my mate were both using our spring snipers (he is the previous owner of my broken L96), and the other two had some rubbish £30 springers. The day was going alright until they got butthurt that we were too good at hiding, so we switched up the teams. I was with my mate's brother, he was with his brother's mate. It got quite interesting, but as I was looking through the shed door where we were hiding, my teammate decides to sprint out as I spot an enemy, and gets shot in the back of the neck. Bearing in mind this thing shoots at something ridiculous like 500fps out of the box, he wasn't too happy. All I could hear was my mate pissing himself laughing as he took a shot and hit me right in the noggin, ending our little day of high power plinking because his brother didn't want to get shot in the neck again. Nowadays he knows not to run out infront of someone's gun, so he learned his lesson.

Not really a stupid player, nor an actual battle, but whatever.
 
I was playing a backyard battle back when my B500 from JBBG (don't lynch me) was my best AEG. I was using my stock uhc W700 on the ground, and we were shooting at the group on the roof (long story). I see something odd, what I believe is a hand. So I aim, and fire, and hit it. Turns put the kid was trying to take an "airsoft selfie" and stuck his hand up with his camera to take the pic, and I shot him. The pic was rather funny, as it was taken as he got hit. Rather mild in comparison to some of the stories on here, but it was still funny.

For the love of all that's perforated, don't get a P90...
...unless you've got T-Rex arms!

P90 powa! Most comfortable gun for CQB I've ever used and I've tried 4 other guns for CQB lol
 
If you can use full-auto at the CQB site your going to and have another £100 then yet again I'll recommend the Tokyo Marui high cycle version (fooking love those guns, and own 2).
 
You mention planning to upgrade speed on whatever you get, so unless the joy of tinkering/upgrading is half the fun then this out the box 25 rps might be easier option. TM also do various other HC versions, such as MP5, AUG, A3

I can agree, I have an ak with no stock and a skorpion myself.
 
They work well.

Very 1st game I played, lit & threw a pyro BUT my arm caught my rifle and headed towards 3 team players
 
'Mooooove' I shouted, they stood there wondering what's going on and the BANG, after we'd picked ourselves up from laughing our tits off, the Marshall was crying and said 'I'll let that go' never done it since
 
On an exercise on Salisbury plain, about 6 in the morning, me and my mate having a piss when about 20 paras are running & firing at us, turned out they got lost, thought we were the enemy and attacked us we were in our crackers firing back
 
So much for communication lol

Not airsoft related but real steel instead. On exercise with a new 2nd Lt and he decided to name two of our checkpoints as 'charlie' and 'charlie charlie'. Needless to say there was a lot of confusion and in the end a lot of swearing haha
 
He also got our section lost and then turned to me and said "so Corporal, how did WE end up in this mess?" . Royal WE is that Sir?

First time i went to under arm throw my Ohshiboom, it should have only been a short throw, 6ft or so ..... insted i completely totally and utterly failed. for some reason i still cannont explane, i just couldnt let it go and ended up throwing it straight up .... ohh the shame

Was he screaming the obligatory "take yer fookin hits" at the other players?
 
we had similar at a site two fully grown men squaring up to each other over not taking hit hits, till someone pointed out he had no mag in. Things quickly dispersed amongst a sea of tuts and laughter and "Mr No Mag" went home fairly sharpish. He is often still mentioned at breifings.

My favourite acts of muppetry are;
 
- Swapped the battery at lunch, or at least I removed the battery and left the replacement on top my kit. One the rare times didn't fire a few test shots while heading to the briefing and didn't realise until jumping round a corner to ambush a room full of people from behind (had taken 5 minutes of ninja sneaking to get there). If I hadn't said 'ahh f**k' then they prob wouldn't have noticed me, turned round and given me a peppering.
 
- Had a marshal pause the game in our immediate area to force some opp team people to take hits from a pyro the other side of a doorway. While he was doing this I was rummaging in my pockets for speed loader and managed to pull the pin on my timed bfg. It went off in my pocket 'killing' myself and all my teammates waiting to charge through the door about a second after the marshal restarted the game.
 
- Shot myself in the leg while standing around. Didn't managed to dodge the big push and still had to serve my time in the trenches.
 
My favourite ones witnessed;
 
- Guy jumps round a corner and unloads his pistol at me, I fire back hitting him, having not felt anything hit myself. Dude gets a bit angry as he's certain he shot me, and first. The marshal watching said he had only seen gas come out of the pistol. Guy checks the mag and realises he hasn't loaded it with bb, so laughs, takes the hit and reloads the pistol with another mag. Chatting to him during the break it turns out he hadn't loaded any of his pistol mags with bb's, or checked the one he reloaded with and had managed to repeat the incident after re-spawning.
 
- A sniper had complained about a particular character not taking hits, was suggested it was the vest and all the gear he was wearing rather than deliberate cheating. So after bit of an emotional discussion with the marshal he removes it all and plays the next games with no top on. Went well and satisfied the complainer who managed to hit him and it be acknowledged, unfortunately for him he managed to trip over into a bush full of nettles, which turns out he had a mild allergy to and went off to hospital with his whole torso swollen and red.
 
- A first time rental player asked the marshal how he adjusted the direction bb's coming out of the gun went and was told to point it at the bad-guys and press the trigger. Turns out he'd seen someone adjust their hop-up and gotten confused by their explanation but still very funny to hear.