Cannonfodder

Welcome to the madhouse I'm afraid that's just you, you freaky weirdo. I'm only joking, it's completely normal and I'd be more surprised if you didn't

I guess it really depends on the site. I've heard too many stories of games being scripted to the point that the outcome is the same, no matter what happens in the game (see impulse's post about the vehicle ambush) or where players who are willing to put the effort in and make themselves available but are sidelined because they're not a part of a certain clique

One thing I've noticed over the years is that the amount a player shouts at others to move forward is inversely proportional to how close to the front they are

In my experience barking orders and generally acting like a wannabe sergeant major will usually result in said player being ignored and/or laughed at. Instead others are more likely to follow those who lead by example or make suggestions. After all, we've all paid the same and there's no ranks. Don't get me wrong, if someone's idea is sound then I'll happily go along with it This is the exact reason I've been hesitant about doing a milsim. I'm loath to pay good money just to larp as an npc for site regulars

Having owned both the TM and ASG I'd say while the ASG isn't a bad gun, the TM is certainly better in terms of quality and performance

I've only been there once for an evening game and that was the impression I got. After arriving late due to trains being cancelled the guy running the place seemed more interested in moaning about covid (it was just after lockdown) than actually answering any questions. For example when I asked about pyro rules the answer I got was "I wouldn't bother, nobody takes them". Agreed. I've paid to play not sit around in the safezone chatting

Looking at his adverts he's got form for pie in the sky prices, anyone remember this? £150 for a £50 shotgun in a box

She's probably gone after getting a puncture

Apparently I've insulted him for calling him out, yet I'm the one with "learning disabilities or mental disabilities". What a fucking melt

Especially when they're not out of stock everywhere. He's really throwing a tantrum over being called out on it

For me top of the list would be a H&K G11, but it'll need to have the correct rof on 3 round burst setting. Followed by (in no particular order) WA2000, Gas powered SPAS 12, M2 Stinger (this )

Yep. His break down of the costs of the non fucked parts is a joke

As I understand it the biodegradable label is a bit misleading. They will decompose but need a hot environment so compostable would be a better description. UV light will also cause PLA to break down so sunlight will help

He's now trying to justify a price of £80 claiming they're £170 new. A quick look on Google shows this is bullshit

Iirc camoraids on Canvey Island do tech work on the TM MWS. Might be worth trying them

A 75-year-old man walked into a crowded waiting room and approached the desk. The Receptionist said, 'Yes sir, what are you seeing the Doctor for today?' 'There's something wrong with my dick', he replied. The receptionist became irritated and said, 'You shouldn't come into a crowded waiting room and say things like that.' 'Why not, you asked me what was wrong and I told you,' he said. The Receptionist replied; 'Now you have caused some needless embarrassment in this room full of people. You should have said there is something wrong with your ear or something and discussed the problem further with the Doctor in private.' The man replied, 'You should not ask people questions in a roomful of strangers if the answer could embarrass anyone.' The man then decided to walk out, waited several minutes and then re-entered. The Receptionist smiled smugly and asked, 'Yes??' 'There's something wrong with my ear,' he stated loudly. The Receptionist nodded approvingly and smiled, knowing he had taken her advice. 'What is wrong with your ear, Sir?' 'I can't piss out of it,' he replied.

Might be able to get some discounts due to water damage too

I ran my cyma M4 exclusively on 11.1v for several years with no problems, it was the plastic body which gave out first. It's where you end up if you build a gun with an unnecessarily high rof and use it on full auto, either to compensate for a lack of skill or to deliberately hurt people, ie be a wanker

What an absolute cockwomble. The only coming at the speed of light he's capable of is over his mum's old lingerie catalogue

Also don't listen to a word that captain manboobs says on their YouTube videos. The amount of factual information he gives would fit on the back of a postage stamp with enough room for your name and address

@Galvatronasked on the advert and got this reply "it is in working order apart from when a mag is in, it just needs jolting back slightly to have no issues feeding. great for parts or starter project" So that would be a no then.

Is it just me or is someone being a bit optimistic about how much their stuff is really worth?

While I'd usually recommend avoiding any shop with bb guns in the name, they're legit. However the gun you linked to is coming up as out of stock so, unless you're not in a hurry, you might just have to bite the bullet and pay the slightly higher price.