Cannonfodder

They say laughter is the best medicine. Not sure that's true for erectile dysfunction

Been doing it since I started playing as I've never learnt to drive. It can be restricting for sites further away but you just have to put in a bit of effort and be willing to possibly walk a couple of miles. It also means I have to think about what kit and guns I'm going to take Edit: I don't live in a big city either

That VMP looks like an Uzi from wish.com and as for the Stechkin, it's VFC so I'd be more surprised if it wasn't an overpriced wall hanger. Is there anything new from companies which don't have a rep for producing crap?

Sorry but I nearly spat out my beer laughing at that (yes I know it's not even 9am but I've been working nights so to me it's nearly bed time) Or say your gandfather didn't have to show papers when he visited in his younger days

If only there was some kind of transit system where for a small fee you could travel on set routes at set times to where you want to go. Maybe a large vehicle which can hold up to 50 odd people and travels on the roads, or prehaps something even bigger which has it's own rails

To me I'll only do f&f if I know the person well, other than that it's g&s every time. If the seller doesn't like it then I'm more than happy to walk away, but I'm a cynical old git who doesn't trust people I don't know

I've only played there once but definately enjoyed myself and would go back if it wasn't such a ball ache to get to. One aspect I really liked was that you have a good mix of short and long engagement ranges so you can be sneaky or pick people off (or at least try) from a distance. If it's a warm day make sure you take planty of water as the steep hills can be knackering

I think it's started. There's a guns wanted ad which has been replied to with the piece of paper with the name of the guy selling on it but the text doesn't follow the creases on the paper

Surely you can't be serious

I'd say that's the right attitude, I'm sure I'm not the only one who's liked the look of a gun and splashed the cash, only to find out it doesn't suit my play style. For example I prefer SMGs or carbines as I like to be sneaky and a long gun doesn't help when trying to get through thick bushes etc This. Most airsofters love to talk about and show off their kit, in fact it's probably harder to get them to shut up about it

Nothing wrong with getting shot to shit, some of the most fun games I've had have been when I've had my arse handed to me on a plate

Welcome. I wouldn't take too much from youtube videos as they're usually heavily edited to make the person filming look like an airsoft god and give a very unrealistic view of what games are really like.

I saw the video of it and you didn't miss much. From what I remember she would've made more getting paid to put her clothes on

Sounds great, just a shame it's so far from me. Also I hope they open up other sites and call them Victor and Vulcan

That depends on what you want to improve

I know what you mean about waiting for games to start. I don't get many weekends off so I play mid week evening games quite often and when you're only on site for 3 hours I don't fancy spending half of that time waiting for the next game to start. I found the tunnels at Epsom were particularly bad for this

The only brand I'd add to that list is Socom Gear, but I haven't seen anything from them for years

I haven't been to AWA for years but I'm also tempted to go up there on a non game day for a nosey at what's left of the old airfield. As I understand it the base was home to Lysanders and was the final departure point for many SOE agents dropped into occupied Europe

Pretty much. If I'm going to sit in a field getting pissed for the weekend then there's no way I'm paying 100 odd quid for it That's about the standard for the NAF and it gets worse on the Sunday afternoon. A highlight for me was the kid who I shot in the chest from about 10 yards with my 8mm shotgun. He then ducked into the ferns (I could see them moving as he moved) and when he stuck his head up again I gave him the good news, at which point he started bitching about overkill. As for the marshals, I got the impression they were more interested in struting around going look at me in my hi vis vest, I'm important than doing their job. The last part which really put me off returning was the number of idiots walking round the safezone with a finger on the trigger and the safety off. Combine this with I hardly saw anyone actually make sure they didn't have one up the spout and I'm surprised nobody lost an eye

From talking to my son's kung fu instructor, who's an ex bootie, that's probably very accurate

Bloody hell, even an MP couldn't say that with a straight face. In my experience cunts and cheaters are attracted to it like flies to a fresh dog turd Careful, you'll give the guys at Killbox ideas

I'd rather have a wank with sandpaper gloves than go to that shitshow

What adjustments and customisations are you thinking of?