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    Macks airsoft dreamers of the week thread

    in General Discussion

    Posted

    1 minute ago, Druid799 said:

    Back in the dim distant past , yes I’m talking pre UKARA when RSOV in hong Kong was the God of online retailers I actually had one of these monstrosities , turned out it was brilliant size and shape in CQB , and it had a truly outstanding silver , orange and black tiger stripe paint job on it 🤢ended up selling it to some 28yr old obese virgin neck beard who probably still lived in his parents attic for three times the price I paid for it ! 😈😈😈👍

    Hey that was me!! Grrr....😉😄

     

    Gamble

    in Media

    Posted

    1 hour ago, GAMBLE said:

    Hi @Shamal! 👋

    No sadly it’s not, want to go when the next one is on? 🤞

    I got it from Incursion Airsoft, for checking in, had a Great day running around getting machete kills! 🤪

    Got a patch as well, was planning to go back, sadly a few weeks later it closed, so my only day there, but worth it and got some footage on my channel! 🔫😎👍

    💷GAMBLE💷

    Nice. I think I've seen it.

    I never get close enough for stabbing, chopping kills lol.

    Nae is taking bookings they say from 1st June depending on gov guidelines. I think I it will be game on in August. Gonna get tent aired Just in case lol

    Regards 👍🙂

    Gamble

    in Media

    Posted

    3 hours ago, GAMBLE said:

    Hi, ALL! 👋

    This weeks video I will be going over my new rig? 🤔

    Mentioned this in a status update, last week and now I can show it! 🤪
    Doing the best with what I have, enjoy it for what it is. 🔫😎👍 

    💷GAMBLE💷 

     

     

    Is that an nae 2019 wrist band I see?

    Regards 

    Load-Out / Loadout Picture topic

    in Guns, Gear & Loadouts

    Posted

    On 05/03/2021 at 13:16, Tackle said:

    There's no right or wrong way, just what suits you & sometimes the situation/scenario will dictate what works best.

    as a young squaddie we were instructed to have our mag pouches (58 pattern) on our sides/hips, mainly because the "reaction to fire" taught was to drop to the prone position, obviously mag pouches on our front would have been inaccessible & also increased our target profile, not good.

    but as an old knackered airsofter, if I drop to the prone position, I ain't getting up, so I don't do it & therefore can justify having mags on my chest.

    end of the day we're just playing at it, whatever works, same goes for the rigs, for some players this is a glorified fashion show, much of what's worn & carried is unnecessary, but it looks the dogs bollocks lol 😏 

    Agree with that.

    I've seen some that start day looking like a brand new action man still in box,and end day still looking like a brand new action man.

    I see people spend sooo much money on authentic gear and then not want to mess it up.

    I think my biggest kit expense has been my viper multicam boots at £80.

    All my vests have been second hand and under£40 each.

    Maybe I'm just tight! Lol

    👍🙂

    Regards 

    Newbie

    in New Players & Arrivals

    Posted

    Herro @Wolfie

    Come on in and have a look around.No obligation to buy but if you break anything that's a different matter! Lol

    We are all cannon fodder for someone, trouble is I'm cannon fodder for everyone! ☹

    Enjoy while learning and to that end check out @GAMBLE.He has a tube thing going on. Very informative and fun.🙂

    Regards

     

    What trike?

     

     

    Taiwangun Shipping Disruption (Brexit Related Content)

    in General Discussion

    Posted

    1 hour ago, EDcase said:

    First thing is always to see if you can find it in UK and what the price is.

    Then you can see if its cheaper from EU or East.

    With the Brexit shit its now a bit less beneficial to look outside UK.

     

    Its generally a bit cheaper from EU but keep in mind the hassle in case you have to return it.

    Taiwangun is good for returns so if they have what you want then its worth it.

     

    Could also be worth looking at the JG M-4A

    Good points there @EDcase

    Buy British if you can and think about having to return it if it fails.

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    Tell Us a Gag. Please!

    in Off-Topic Discussion

    Posted

    9 hours ago, Adolf Hamster said:

     

    i dunno, no matter how much you push the envelope it'll still be stationary......

     

     

    can't figure out spoiler tags so here's another essay for everyone to scroll past and not read:

     

     

     

     

     

    whilst we are all well aware of the events of Cinderella, her encounter with the fairy godmother and marrying a handsome prince.

     

    what is not well known is after the somewhat unconventional events of her youth her life was mostly unremarkable, serving as the roles of attentive wife to her husband who by dint of being a second child never had the chance to take up the crown.

     

    however happily ever after only lasts so long and eventually the prince died, a peaceful death but a tragedy nonetheless leaving Cinderella a widow whose common upbringing saw her shipped off out of the royal court to live the rest of her days in quiet solitude.

     

    it is here one day, we find Cinderella, time having taken its toll, an old woman sitting in her rocking chair on the porch of a little cottage, quietly knitting while a cat she'd taken to calling bob rested contently on the windowsill.

     

    as she's sitting there, her mind idly wondering, she finds herself thinking about time, and how after life seemed to be so much shorter these days.

     

    suddenly there's a gentle tinkling noise, subtle, but a noise that nonetheless cut through the silence like a razor and went straight into her mind. there it swooshed it's way through memories almost forgotten to the mists of time until, there. that was it.

     

    she looks up "it's been a long time" she says, as if greeting an old friend.

     

    "indeed my child it has" replies the fairy godmother

     

    "why have you come?" asks Cinderalla calmly.

     

    "you have lived a long and exemplary life" says the godmother "your charitable works and your political campaigns to aid those in need have been a shining beacon of hope for the poor of this land. and yet the king has so callously cast you out for fear of some imagined shame it might bring to his house"

     

    "the king has his ways, but he is not so bad" replies Cinderalla

     

    "that is as may be, but by way of recompense, i would once again like to offer you 3 wishes. is there anything your heart still yearns for?"

     

    Cinderella sits there quitely, pondering this opportunity, the wisdom of age tempering the youthful memories seeing the godmother again had stirred.

     

    eventually she speaks "the king is not so bad, and my life here is quiet and peaceful, but with time the maintenance of this place has become too much for me and it would be so very handy to pay some local men from the village to fix it up again"

     

    "certainly my dear" says the fairy godmother, and with a flick of her arm and a somewhat underwhelming "poof", the world seemed unchanged.

     

    silence decended, but not normal silence, this silence was louder than usual because a noise that had been there before was now gone- the creaking of the rocking chair had ceased for it was no longer made of wood, but solid gold.

     

    "what is your second wish?" asks the fairy godmother

     

    again cinderella ponders getting to her feat and pacing slowly around the room.

     

    "you know, i can't remember a time now when there wasn't some creaking in my bones, fog in my sight or pain in my joints. i'd like to feel the energy of youth again, if only for a day"

     

    again the subtle flick of the wand, only this time the magic is so much more dramatic as a swirling fog envelops Cinderella hiding her from view.

     

    when the fog clears cinderella is once again young, her mind unchanged yet she stood the picture of radiant beauty and youth she had been the last time she crossed paths with the fairy godmother.

     

    "and your third wish?" asks the fairy godmother

     

    once again the response is delayed, but this time it is not caused by careful contemplation. the funny thing about minds is how like water fills a glass and takes it shape so too does thought fill a body.

     

    Cinderella, remembering a long life well lived but with feelings long since forgotten now stirring points to the cat and says "this stray has been my faithful companion for many years, i love him like i once loved my dear prince charming, could you transform him into a kind and handsome young man like you once did with those mice?"

     

    "of course" says the fairy godmother

     

    the cat, sensing attention half-opens an eye to survey the room. his gaze somewhat distracted when once again the flick of the want, the swoosh of fog, and a gentle "poof" as the fairy godmother dissappears.

     

    before the fog even clears clears the cat, now a grown man naked as the day he was born, emerges sweeping cinderella up into his arms with a grace that would ordinarily take years of ballet training to acheive.

     

    he stares deep into Cinderella's eyes and leans down as if to kiss her, but instead he gently whispers:

     

    "i bet now you're wishing you hadn't had me neutered"

    😆

    Very good.Well written although I feel like I've read a book.

    Bring a whole new meaning to bestiality though.lol

    Regards 

    Tell Us a Gag. Please!

    in Off-Topic Discussion

    Posted

    I really have to get a better class of friends.

    My mate Kenny with the speech impediment has just been charged with shoplifting kitchen utensils from Tesco.

    He said it was a whisk he was prepared to take.

    But silly Billy now that's more serious.

    He has been charged with murder. He attacked a bloke with a sheet of sandpaper. He only meant to rough him up a bit.

     

    There ya go.Buy one get one free! Lol

    Regards 

    Tell Us a Gag. Please!

    in Off-Topic Discussion

    Posted

    2 hours ago, MiK said:

    How do you confuse a blonde work person? (politically correct) 

     

    Line up three Shovels/Spades and ask them to take their Pick !

    Doh!

    3 hours ago, Adolf Hamster said:

     

    can we get a second for that? preferably from someone weilding the banhammer.

     

    don't wanna go full frankie boyle and end up getting yeeted.....

    Seconded.....carried.

    I got a gnu for my wife this Christmas just gone. She wasn't too pleased but thought it was a cracking swop.......👍

     

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