Shamal

In the betting shop, my friend told me to put all my money on a horse named Landfill... I’m fuming now as it turns out it was a rubbish tip...

Crikey ain't it just! Lol. Yeah I was a regular in tal arms(still got the cap). Myself and my son used to go pretty much every weekend. I had an Air Arms Shamal pcp(hence the handle) and a Bsa gold star ten shot under lever my son had a gamo rat catcher and he did very well with it.He has a bsa se ultra pcp now. The Shamal was pinpoint accurate but heavy.Still have both of them. Weirauch made lovely guns. I've not fired either of mine for ten years☹️ Regards

I was a member of St Catherines hill gun club for many years. Was a range officer on the airgun side. Won lots of cups in field target comps and action pistol. Also used the indoor live range at parkstone and went with the club to Bisley couple of times.

The Police have announced that they are investigating why the plaque on the wall outside the Colgate head office keeps disappearing..👀

I got a laser bore sighter and for £15 I am impressed with quality. I've set all my sights and lasers up to it. 👍🎯

I just called the sea-life centre and when they answered the telephone, the person at the other end asked me to say "do a back-flip’, then to say; ‘jump through a hoop’." Apparently all calls are recorded for training Porpoises

I think it just helps to hold barrell steady. I've got over it in past by cutting a strip from flattened out coke tin with scissors and bending it around barrell to the right length and pushing it into the gap.

Never mind the grill. Look at the brickwork. Who does bucket handle pointing these days....😉

See the old ones are priceless👍

A quick grammar lesson for a few of you on here. A colon can completely change the meaning of a sentence. For example: Jane ate her friend’s lunch. Jane ate her friend’s colon.🤭

Absolutely mind curdling 😡. The amount of times I've been asked for a birth certificate as proof of identity when it clearly states on bottom of certificate 'Not to be used for identification purposes' Officialdom gone fecking mad!!

Well as much as I hate to kiss and run I have to get off to bed now. Being 50 plus I tire quickly.😴 Play nicely everyone and no swearing! Regards

Yes I'm typing from a mobile phone as well.

I may not be in full possession of my faculties but I can spell dementia and know difference between site and sight.

Is that it? I'm hurt and disappointed. ☹️

I feel like I'm getting left out of the name calling and verbal onslaughts of Mr no_faith so just like to say piss off you fecking spanner. Don't think I will bother with your stay alive video. Ive had plenty of action in my time and I'm still in one piece 😉 Love and kisses 💋

I was started on marmite when I was a baby and it's still as good now as it was then. We also had Oxo cubes neat. Not done me any harm 🤪

Hey copyright.lol I think I done that one months ago 🤣🤣

Johnny asks his dad how a country runs. His dad thinks and replies, ‘Well, it’s like this. I earn the money in the house, so I’m the rich. Your mum takes care of running the home, so she is the government. The maid is the working class, and your baby brother is the future. And finally you Johnny, are the average citizen.’ That night Johnny is woken up by his baby brother’s cries. He goes to the crib and notices that his brother has soiled his nappy. He runs to his mum and finds her fast asleep. He then goes to the maid’s room and finds her in bed with his father. He returns to his bed. The next day Johnny tells his dad that he has the working of a country all figured out. His dad asks him to explain. “A country is where an average citizen can’t get proper sleep as the rich are screwing the working class, the government is fast asleep and the future is full of shit.

Two for one you lucky lucky people. I used to work in a shoe recycling facility. But had to give it up cause it was soul destroying. ------------------------------------- I have the heart of a lion and a lifetime ban from the zoo.

Mile and a half 😂😂

Sound pretty much the same to me bud lol. But I am deaf in one leg.🤣

The birthday party at my friend’s house yesterday was no fun. I know he’s a Bomb Disposal Technician, but does it really take 4 hours to open each present?

Hi @BFG00123👋 Climb aboard the good ship Afuk and enjoy the ride.👍 regards