Shamal

A brutal,hot humid day down the bunkers. I though I had escaped unscathed(not easy to say after two ciders lol) but on removing my ubacs my left arm is a mass of welts and bruises the colours of which picasso would have loved to have used. I never felt it? My stepson and me were graced with the presence of @Speedbird_666for his first( and probably last)visit to the site.He was more intune with the layout within 2 hours than I am after 6 years!! So I wasn't much help to him. But he played a great game. Smashing bloke to talk to and good player. Thanks for coming? all in all a good day. I'm battered and shattered ?? regards

Someone told me that if you hold up a Shell, you can hear the sea. I didn’t, instead I got 5 years for armed robbery. P.s not really though ?

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I would agree with @Albiscuit. Paid 120 for mine new in case.

Hey I happen to have a 40year old ginger step son. ( I'm not that keen on him though)?? Regards

My favourite teacher back in school was Mrs Turtle. Funny name, but she tortoise well.

Nice

Three million for the pulse rifle last offer ?

I just got some anti gloating cream from the doctor... I can't wait to rub it in

Ok try this one. I went to a fancy dress party and the host said, "what have you come as", I said "a Harp", he said "you're too small to be a Harp", so I said "are you calling me a Lyre"?

Welcome to the pew party bud ? Good choice on the 014. So you have a sidearm but what's your primary? Have fun,enjoy and call your hits.? Check out @GAMBLEfor plenty of advice and info. regards

Hello and welcome ? Enjoy the forum and your return to the game.? Regards

The I's and D's are missing

Yeah cause he's gonna get a little visit.capeesh???

Watch out Polce have toay ssue a warnng to be on the lookout for i.d thefts

Tell old Tampon to stick it right ups his arse! ?

This just in.. Rare Picasso sells for £106 million. Who on earth would pay that much for a Citroën? ?

I was looking out of the lounge window yesterday and I saw a wolf. I called Mrs shamal "come quick there is a wolf in the garden" she came dashing in at her usual slow crawl,looked and said "where?" I said "no it's a normal one" Regards

Kids eh! They shouldn't be allowed. ? Bloody hell! The things we did.?

My first wife did exactly that although it was a ford Ka without airbag.

Fair enought reason although you can get goggles that will protect your glasses. Nobody can not bother with eye pro.Its a requirement to play and most sites wil insist on full face for under 16s. I can't run with lower face cover because I find it hampers me with sighting but I will use a shemaugh? sometimes in cqb. I always have a moan when smacked in the boat though lol. Regards

Well ? some kind soul will be able to help. Do you mean headgear as in warq type full head cover? Expensive but I've heard they are fog free. Why a must though( have you got a glass head?) Lol. In woodland games I just wear a viper cap and in cqb I wear a fast type helmet. Regards

Hiya Rat (first names not Doidee by any chance?)? Welcome to the pew party.? Garden shooting is great but bushes and plants don't shoot back and shooting holes in memsahibs tetrapanax papyrifera is not a good idea? lol. It's also a lot different from utube clips in so much as you can't feel the vibe and experience the banter and anticipation that you get in the safe zone while bombing up. Seems like you have learnt how to handle Airsoft gear and are aufait with the workings so next step is to get out there and have a go.? Some guys on here do use public transport to get to games(trains buses)which is great but remember to transport your gear in a proper gun bag(not bin liners lol)and that you have pre booked a game at a registered and insured site. Keep the booking confirmation on your phone. I hope someone will be kind enough to help you with transport though but if not,bite the bullet and go solo. I'm sure you will be welcomed and will soon be chatting to other players. Have fun, enjoy and call your hits.? Regards

Funnily enough I've been reading a book about helium. I just can't put it down.

Got the wife a new fridge for her birthday. You should have seen her face light up when she opened it.?