Shamal

A man walks into a chemist and asks “Have you got something for severe laryngitis?” The chemist looks at him and says “Good morning sir. Can I help you?"

I just spent £20- on a belt that doesn't fit. What a huge waist!

Charge a few batteries the evening before game and they should last. If I'm doing weekend games I take a small petrol generator to charge batts.

Bitch! That was in my pile 😂

I’ve learnt to play the piano by ear, but then I discovered that it’s so much easier using my hands.

Haha dad's army comes to mind 😂

During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the director what the criterion was that defined whether or not a patient should be institutionalized. "Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub." "Oh, I understand," said the visitor. "A normal person would use the bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup." "No," said the Director, "A normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a room with or without a view?”

Talking of beds... I got myself a microwave bed.now I can get eight hours sleep in 15mins. 🤦

Nah. Pretty much same as. Enjoy your return.🙂

. I'll stop at nothing to avoid using negative numbers.

There is so much material there for a stand up club comedian. Lol

Don't take it personally bud. I expect the afuk brains trust are researching and compiling answers to your query as we speak. Watch this space.......

I went for a job interview yesterday and the Job interviewer apparently asked me where do you see yourself in 5 years? To which I responded, I would say my biggest weakness is listening

Bit like a vet uses to get elastic grommets on horses knackers. 😮

I melted an ice cube just by staring at it this morning. Took a bit longer than I thought it would

Yeah I could try that.👍

Ok yeah I see now. I just go out with a chest rig so wouldnt work for me. But thanks for info 👍 Regards

Hi @Enid_Puceflange. How does that yakeda hydration pack attach? I Have googled it but can't find that particular item. Could you post up where you got it from. Thanks. regards

Hi Jacob. Welcome to the mad house. You don't have to be crazy to be here but it helps. Enjoy the forum 🙂 Regards

Well sometimes, if I'm feeling like a challenge, I'll whisper to the wife"this is how your sister likes it best" Then I see how long I can stay in for!

Hiya bud. Nice to meet ya. 👍🙂