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Very fetching I must admit. A light sabre would have complimented the ensemble ?

Haha good one. ? Has he got his hands in snow muffs. ? Only joshing Nancy.sorry I mean Dan xx ?

I thought that they were a limited production run. I've been guarding mine thinking its worth a fortune ??

No that's ok thanks. Just interested. I have trouble printing my name ? Regards

That's like our cheese grater. Nice job though? How do you get the metallic looking finish? Regards

Well the dodgy bearings on our washing machine turned out to be a dozen .28's. If I had used bios she would have been non the wiser?

Hi bud and welcome to the pleasure dome? Crikey you have gone in a bit gung ho with the folding lol.Hope you are gonna take to it? Have a look on 'play airsoft.com' You should find most sites near you. Good luck,enjoy and call your hits!? Regards

We certainly are. And my boat is sinking fast! ??

BEWARE!!!! I caught a couple of guys stealing my gate last night. I didn't say anything to them in case they took a fence.

PADDY'S LAST WILL - Paddy was on his deathbed and knew the end was near. His nurse, his wife, his daughter and 2 sons are with him at his home in Belfast. He asks for 2 independent witnesses to be present and a camcorder be in place to record his last wishes. When all is ready he begins to speak: "My son Seamus, I want you to take the houses in Cultra." "My daughter Geraldine, you take the apartments over in Malone Road." "My son Patrick Junior, I want you to take the offices in the City centre." "Bridget, my dear wife, please take all the residential properties on the Upper Lisburn Road ." The nurse and witnesses are blown away. They did not realize the extent of Paddy's wealth. As he slips away, the nurse says to his wife, " Mrs O'Shaughnessy, my deepest condolences. Your husband must have been such a hard-working and wonderful man to have accumulated all this property".. "Property?”, his wife replies. “The bastard had a window cleaning round.

Lincoln green make great camo though ?

So if someone with a binary trigger 'spams' said trigger it's gonna be like full auto? Surely the marshals or other players will notice that and sound off. My arthritic digits can just about manage one pull before they need a rest. Since I have been dmr'ing I've not used f/a and I'm loving it ? Regards

Niiice shot? I just hope you never get a sniper rifle ? Regards

I thought it would be easy to balance a bottle of tippex on my head. I stand corrected.

Greedy boi ??

That's scarey! ?

Hi Art and welcome. (meat and two veg) Nice to have you on forum? Yep as @Tactical Pith Helmetsays one gun per pair of shoes,he is a very reasonable guy because I stretch it slightly and say one gun for every shoe.lol Enjoy the forum and try not to buy too much? Regards

A man was riding a bus, minding his own business, when the gorgeous woman next to him started to breastfeed her baby. The baby wouldn't take it, so she said, "Come on sweetie, eat it all up or I'll have to give it to this nice man next to us”. Five minutes later, the baby was still not feeding, so she said, "Come on, honey. Take it or I'll give it to this nice man here”. A few minutes later, the anxious man blurted out: "Come on kid. Make up your mind! I was supposed to get off four stops ago"

Haha feel your pain fella. I took out six of my team in a narrow corridor. Oh how we laughed!!☹️

Agreed. Nasty ☹️

After a traumatic illness my doctor referred me to a peer support group. I didn't realise it would involve standing in the sea holding up a jetty.

Get to your room ya cheeky fecker.? I'm too old in the tooth to cheat now I would rather, willingly, take the hit and go and sit under a tree and have a fag and a natter? Regards

So are you saying that all the bravo team(1000) were cheating? I could mention incidents with delta and the others but I won't. But is there anyone here who can say they have never experience the issues you have described? It happens bud but please don't carpet bomb every player as a cheater. ? Regards