[Tell Us a Gag. Please!]

I got Swine Flu last week, so I rubbed myself all over with salt, and now I'm cured.

[Load-Out / Loadout Picture topic]

Which one is which?

It looks like me and my son. He's a tall boy as well 😉😂

[Cybergun Scar L gearbox replacement]

Not sure I'm in the right area for your problem but could you super glue some low profile nuts over the holes?

[Hello]

Hi and helllow.

 

You will definitely pick up some gear on here. Knowledge I'm not so sure. Well certainly not from me lol.

Only joking. afuk has some of the sharpest and most technically minded superbrains and they won't hesitate to let you know! 😂

 

Enjoy,have fun and remember..... Call your hits.👍

[Tell Us a Gag. Please!]

I've always preferred wet shaving to using an electric shaver.  
I guess that's just the way I was razed.

[Memes to chill the f#ck out]

I'll leave you lot to it. 

I've got some Corrie to catch up on. Real tv lol.

 

[Memes to chill the f#ck out]

6 minutes ago, Tackle said:

 

Right dats it. Get the feck to your room!

[Memes to chill the f#ck out]

Haha thanks.

I can see the problem. How the hell can they aim straight wiv them stupid helmets on. 

None of the others had helmets that's why they were more accurate. Simple.😂

[Memes to chill the f#ck out]

1 minute ago, Tackle said:

It's cos stormtroopers can't shoot straight lol, in the films they miss everything 🤣

But bloody obscure. I've never watched any fecking stormtroopers! 😂😂

I thought it was something to do with the oil the robot was pissing.😂

[Memes to chill the f#ck out]

52 minutes ago, gavinkempsell said:

No understandy 🤔

[What's this cable for?]

Isn't that the grab handle reinforcing for when you are dragged out of danger in combat?

[Your Airsoft Story Soundtrack.]

I think mine would be 'I did it my way' by Frankie boy because despite very detailed game briefings,during which I'm either picking my nose or shooting puddles, I'm at a loss to know what's happening so I just go off on a tangent and enjoy my own private game most times ending up in the opfor respawn!

'So what is a man,what has he got',not a fecking clue.😂

[Awoken at 4am by a grenade.....😱]

They used to come in a kit of various sizes 5,6,8,10 and 12mm with tap and drills.

[Tell Us a Gag. Please!]

This works best when told to someone. Young children are best if they don't know what repeat means.😉

 

Pete and Repeat were in a boat. Pete fell out. Who was left.

 

Pete and Repeat were in a boat.

Pete fell out. Who was left.

 

Pete and Repeat were in a boat..............

 

I'll get me coat....

[Awoken at 4am by a grenade.....😱]

Can you still get them?

I've used them many years ago to repair cylinder head spark plug holes when the thread has been stripped, especially on ally heads.

[Inner Barrel Cleaning.]

How do they make the labels stick so well on a non stick frying pan. 😡 

[Hi everyone.]

Yeah I know it well. Lived in Poole/Bournemouth most of my life. Now reside near Peter's field.

 

Did you ever shoot at Christchurch gun club?

 

Regards 

[Macks airsoft dreamers of the week thread]

14 minutes ago, AttackBunny said:

I’ve never felt nerves like knowing I have a classified ad up and seeing responses in this thread 😭😂

Yep you could end up in the hall of shame 😂

[Hi everyone.]

Hi fella 👋

Welcome to the forum 🙂

Sad to hear that you are no longer able to carry on,I won't push you on your situation but most sites do try and help with disabilities.

 

I have shot at bisley although a few years ago now and enjoyed it although the overnight accommodation left a lot to be desired lol.

 

The Dorset air ambulance and RNLI are very good charities to support and I have been supporting the Dorset air ambulance for years👍

 

You sound like a very interesting chap( Thin Lizzy and all) and I wish you all the best 👍

 

What part of the country are you?

 

Regards 

 

 

[Case layout]

24 minutes ago, Robert James said:

Not the straightest cuts and it's only wave foam as a temporary until I get a proper case with shadow foam. But.... 

 

That's ok bud. It's better than my cuts at work and that's with a chop saw. Lol

I like the way you have accommodated the glock so it locks into the lid.👍

[The 'What have you just bought' Thread]

29 minutes ago, gavinkempsell said:

Aye, but she's a keeper...

 

FFS I told her not to put that on fecking facehook!

[The 'What have you just bought' Thread]

1 hour ago, gavinkempsell said:

Huge box for a teeny tiny AEG part(pound coun for scale)...

 

Cocking lever for my L85A3, all the way from Germany.

Unbelievable. That's as bad as Mrs shamals Avon orders. They will send a box like that for one mascara (not that I know what that is) Still,at least you got a delivery 🙂

[Tell Us a Gag. Please!]

Please note April is officially Procrastination Awareness month!

[THE TM MWS thread]

43 minutes ago, zizivert said:

So I start a test. The G&p trigger in the TM trigger box = no problem.

 

Now I need to test the revanchist trigger in the G&p box. Maybe later. I need to do my first job, be a father.

Yes father first,toys later.

Or when we are babies it's toys first,father later.

Funny old life🤔

[Unknown screw stuck to motor when changing.]

5 hours ago, Lozart said:

 

To me, it looks like a baseplate screw from the pistol grip. Every chance it got in there in the factory.

Yeah that's possible.👍