Superted87 Posted November 7, 2024 Share Posted November 7, 2024 (edited) Knock Knock ..... Knock knock..... Knock knock..... Seriously , Whitney, let me in, I need a poo. Starting a hide and seek league in the gated community where we live..... Not going well .... Seems good players are hard to find Edited November 7, 2024 by Superted87 Tactical Pith Helmet and r1flyguy 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tactical Pith Helmet Posted November 8, 2024 Share Posted November 8, 2024 I fucking told the garage I worked at that I had a nut allergy. They still sacked me when all the wheels fell off. DaktariT, DanBow and Cannonfodder 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Tackle Posted November 16, 2024 Moderators Share Posted November 16, 2024 DanBow, Jedi_Master and Tactical Pith Helmet 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tactical Pith Helmet Posted November 21, 2024 Share Posted November 21, 2024 I'm not watching I'm A Celebrity. If I want to watch a load of talentless twats eating bollocks and eyeballs, I'll go and stand outside a Greggs. Cannonfodder, DaktariT and Tackle 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zarrin Posted November 22, 2024 Share Posted November 22, 2024 What's Blue and not very heavy? Spoiler Light Blue 😅 Tactical Pith Helmet 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaktariT Posted December 5, 2024 Share Posted December 5, 2024 Hear about the man who lost his left side. He's all right now Tactical Pith Helmet 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ArseBurgers420 Posted December 19, 2024 Share Posted December 19, 2024 did you know, Pigeons are kinda like the praying mantis, they die after sex, well the last ones I fucked did anyway... Tactical Pith Helmet and Cannonfodder 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaktariT Posted December 21, 2024 Share Posted December 21, 2024 What did the turkey say to the farmer at Christmas? Quack quack Galvatron, _K4MF_ and Tactical Pith Helmet 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaktariT Posted December 23, 2024 Share Posted December 23, 2024 Went shopping for camouflage trousers last weekend. Couldn't find any. r1flyguy and Tactical Pith Helmet 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anonymoose Posted January 9 Share Posted January 9 DanBow and Tactical Pith Helmet 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Tackle Posted January 11 Moderators Share Posted January 11 r1flyguy, ButcherBill, Cannonfodder and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tactical Pith Helmet Posted January 16 Share Posted January 16 Use your red/green colour blindness to your advantage by becoming a cyclist. DaktariT, Hami and Tackle 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cannonfodder Posted January 26 Share Posted January 26 My teacher at school said I'd never be any good at poetry due to my dyslexia. It shows how much he knew as I've made 2 vases and an ashtray this afternoon Tactical Pith Helmet, Anonymoose, DaktariT and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tactical Pith Helmet Posted February 19 Share Posted February 19 A man who was wrongly accused of masturbating on a bus, has won a £5000 pay out by the police. I bet he splashes out on something nice. DanBow and Cannonfodder 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tactical Pith Helmet Posted March 6 Share Posted March 6 Never go out for a walk in the rain in bell bottom trousers. I did and now they're ringing.... Cannonfodder and DaktariT 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Twist Posted March 10 Share Posted March 10 Did you hear the one about the magical tractor? It went down the road and turned in to a field... Tactical Pith Helmet 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cannonfodder Posted March 17 Share Posted March 17 A was sat at the bar in a pub looking depressed so the barman approached and asked him what's wrong. "I had a huge argument with the wife and she said she's not talking to me for a week" replied the man. "Well at least you'll get some peace and quiet for a while" said the barman hoping to cheer him up. The man sighed, finished his drink and said "That was 7 days ago" DanBow and Tactical Pith Helmet 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaktariT Posted April 3 Share Posted April 3 If someone calls you fat don't worry you're bigger than them. Tackle and Tactical Pith Helmet 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Tackle Posted April 3 Moderators Share Posted April 3 10 minutes ago, DaktariT said: If someone calls you fat don't worry you're bigger than them. @ButcherBill are you gonna say it or shall I ? 😜 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ButcherBill Posted April 3 Share Posted April 3 15 minutes ago, Tackle said: @ButcherBill are you gonna say it or shall I ? 😜 Have I just been fat shamed... again? Tackle 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Tackle Posted April 3 Moderators Share Posted April 3 24 minutes ago, ButcherBill said: Have I just been fat shamed... again? ButcherBill 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ButcherBill Posted April 3 Share Posted April 3 S...ok, I have broad shoulders. and a broader gut. Tactical Pith Helmet and Tackle 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
r1flyguy Posted April 3 Share Posted April 3 Tackle, Tactical Pith Helmet, ButcherBill and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anonymoose Posted April 4 Share Posted April 4 18 hours ago, Tackle said: @ButcherBill are you gonna say it or shall I ? 😜 18 hours ago, ButcherBill said: Have I just been fat shamed... again? Tactical Pith Helmet, DanBow, ButcherBill and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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