Superted87 Posted November 7, 2024 Share Posted November 7, 2024 (edited) Knock Knock ..... Knock knock..... Knock knock..... Seriously , Whitney, let me in, I need a poo. Starting a hide and seek league in the gated community where we live..... Not going well .... Seems good players are hard to find Edited November 7, 2024 by Superted87 Tactical Pith Helmet 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tactical Pith Helmet Posted November 8, 2024 Share Posted November 8, 2024 I fucking told the garage I worked at that I had a nut allergy. They still sacked me when all the wheels fell off. DaktariT, DanBow and Cannonfodder 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Tackle Posted November 16, 2024 Moderators Share Posted November 16, 2024 Jedi_Master, Tactical Pith Helmet and DanBow 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tactical Pith Helmet Posted November 21, 2024 Share Posted November 21, 2024 I'm not watching I'm A Celebrity. If I want to watch a load of talentless twats eating bollocks and eyeballs, I'll go and stand outside a Greggs. Tackle, DaktariT and Cannonfodder 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zarrin Posted November 22, 2024 Share Posted November 22, 2024 What's Blue and not very heavy? Spoiler Light Blue 😅 Tactical Pith Helmet 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaktariT Posted December 5, 2024 Share Posted December 5, 2024 Hear about the man who lost his left side. He's all right now Tactical Pith Helmet 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ArseBurgers420 Posted December 19, 2024 Share Posted December 19, 2024 did you know, Pigeons are kinda like the praying mantis, they die after sex, well the last ones I fucked did anyway... Cannonfodder and Tactical Pith Helmet 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaktariT Posted December 21, 2024 Share Posted December 21, 2024 What did the turkey say to the farmer at Christmas? Quack quack Tactical Pith Helmet, Galvatron and _K4MF_ 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaktariT Posted December 23, 2024 Share Posted December 23, 2024 Went shopping for camouflage trousers last weekend. Couldn't find any. Tactical Pith Helmet 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anonymoose Posted January 9 Share Posted January 9 Tactical Pith Helmet and DanBow 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Tackle Posted January 11 Moderators Share Posted January 11 ButcherBill, DaktariT and Cannonfodder 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tactical Pith Helmet Posted January 16 Share Posted January 16 Use your red/green colour blindness to your advantage by becoming a cyclist. DaktariT, Hami and Tackle 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cannonfodder Posted January 26 Share Posted January 26 My teacher at school said I'd never be any good at poetry due to my dyslexia. It shows how much he knew as I've made 2 vases and an ashtray this afternoon DaktariT, Tackle, Tactical Pith Helmet and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tactical Pith Helmet Posted February 19 Share Posted February 19 A man who was wrongly accused of masturbating on a bus, has won a £5000 pay out by the police. I bet he splashes out on something nice. DanBow and Cannonfodder 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tactical Pith Helmet Posted March 6 Share Posted March 6 Never go out for a walk in the rain in bell bottom trousers. I did and now they're ringing.... Cannonfodder and DaktariT 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Twist Posted March 10 Share Posted March 10 Did you hear the one about the magical tractor? It went down the road and turned in to a field... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cannonfodder Posted March 17 Share Posted March 17 A was sat at the bar in a pub looking depressed so the barman approached and asked him what's wrong. "I had a huge argument with the wife and she said she's not talking to me for a week" replied the man. "Well at least you'll get some peace and quiet for a while" said the barman hoping to cheer him up. The man sighed, finished his drink and said "That was 7 days ago" DanBow 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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