Superted87 Posted November 7, 2024 Share Posted November 7, 2024 (edited) Knock Knock ..... Knock knock..... Knock knock..... Seriously , Whitney, let me in, I need a poo. Starting a hide and seek league in the gated community where we live..... Not going well .... Seems good players are hard to find Edited November 7, 2024 by Superted87 Tactical Pith Helmet 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tactical Pith Helmet Posted November 8, 2024 Share Posted November 8, 2024 I fucking told the garage I worked at that I had a nut allergy. They still sacked me when all the wheels fell off. DanBow, Cannonfodder and DaktariT 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Tackle Posted November 16, 2024 Moderators Share Posted November 16, 2024 Jedi_Master, DanBow and Tactical Pith Helmet 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tactical Pith Helmet Posted November 21, 2024 Share Posted November 21, 2024 I'm not watching I'm A Celebrity. If I want to watch a load of talentless twats eating bollocks and eyeballs, I'll go and stand outside a Greggs. Cannonfodder, DaktariT and Tackle 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zarrin Posted November 22, 2024 Share Posted November 22, 2024 What's Blue and not very heavy? Spoiler Light Blue 😅 Tactical Pith Helmet 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaktariT Posted December 5, 2024 Share Posted December 5, 2024 Hear about the man who lost his left side. He's all right now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ArseBurgers420 Posted December 19, 2024 Share Posted December 19, 2024 did you know, Pigeons are kinda like the praying mantis, they die after sex, well the last ones I fucked did anyway... Cannonfodder 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaktariT Posted December 21, 2024 Share Posted December 21, 2024 What did the turkey say to the farmer at Christmas? Quack quack _K4MF_ and Galvatron 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaktariT Posted December 23, 2024 Share Posted December 23, 2024 Went shopping for camouflage trousers last weekend. Couldn't find any. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Tactical Pith Helmet Posted January 16 Share Posted January 16 Use your red/green colour blindness to your advantage by becoming a cyclist. Tackle, Hami and DaktariT 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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