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Knock Knock ..... 

 

Knock knock..... 

 

Knock knock..... 

 

Seriously , Whitney, let me in, I need a poo. 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Starting a hide and seek league in the gated community where we live..... Not going well .... 

 

Seems good players are hard to find 

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Posted

I'm not watching I'm A Celebrity.

 

If I want to watch a load of talentless twats eating bollocks and eyeballs, I'll go and stand outside a Greggs.

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What's Blue and not very heavy?
 

Spoiler

Light Blue       ?

 

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Use your red/green colour blindness to your advantage by becoming a cyclist.

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My teacher at school said I'd never be any good at poetry due to my dyslexia.

 

It shows how much he knew as I've made 2 vases and an ashtray this afternoon 

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A man who was wrongly accused of masturbating on a bus, has won a £5000 pay out by the police.

 

I bet he splashes out on something nice.

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Never go out for a walk in the rain in bell bottom trousers. I did and now they're ringing....

 

 

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A was sat at the bar in a pub looking depressed so the barman approached and asked him what's wrong.

 

"I had a huge argument with the wife and she said she's not talking to me for a week" replied the man.

 

"Well at least you'll get some peace and quiet for a while" said the barman hoping to cheer him up. The man sighed, finished his drink and said

 

"That was 7 days ago"

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10 minutes ago, DaktariT said:

If someone calls you fat don't worry you're bigger than them.

@ButcherBill are you gonna say it or shall I ?

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24 minutes ago, ButcherBill said:

Have I just been fat shamed... again?

 

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Posted (edited)

Put all my old dogging gear up for sale on Ebay.

 

No bids yet but 8 people are watching 

Edited by Cannonfodder

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