Superted87 Posted November 7, 2024 Posted November 7, 2024 (edited) Knock Knock ..... Knock knock..... Knock knock..... Seriously , Whitney, let me in, I need a poo. Starting a hide and seek league in the gated community where we live..... Not going well .... Seems good players are hard to find Edited November 7, 2024 by Superted87 Tactical Pith Helmet and r1flyguy 2
Tactical Pith Helmet Posted November 8, 2024 Posted November 8, 2024 I fucking told the garage I worked at that I had a nut allergy. They still sacked me when all the wheels fell off. DanBow, Cannonfodder and DaktariT 3
Moderators Tackle Posted November 16, 2024 Moderators Posted November 16, 2024 Tactical Pith Helmet, DanBow and Jedi_Master 3
Tactical Pith Helmet Posted November 21, 2024 Posted November 21, 2024 I'm not watching I'm A Celebrity. If I want to watch a load of talentless twats eating bollocks and eyeballs, I'll go and stand outside a Greggs. Tackle, Cannonfodder and DaktariT 3
Zarrin Posted November 22, 2024 Posted November 22, 2024 What's Blue and not very heavy? Spoiler Light Blue ? Tactical Pith Helmet 1
DaktariT Posted December 5, 2024 Posted December 5, 2024 Hear about the man who lost his left side. He's all right now Tactical Pith Helmet 1
ArseBurgers420 Posted December 19, 2024 Posted December 19, 2024 did you know, Pigeons are kinda like the praying mantis, they die after sex, well the last ones I fucked did anyway... Tactical Pith Helmet and Cannonfodder 1 1
DaktariT Posted December 21, 2024 Posted December 21, 2024 What did the turkey say to the farmer at Christmas? Quack quack _K4MF_, Tactical Pith Helmet and Galvatron 3
DaktariT Posted December 23, 2024 Posted December 23, 2024 Went shopping for camouflage trousers last weekend. Couldn't find any. Tactical Pith Helmet and r1flyguy 2
Moderators Tackle Posted January 11 Moderators Posted January 11 DaktariT, r1flyguy, Cannonfodder and 1 other 4
Tactical Pith Helmet Posted January 16 Posted January 16 Use your red/green colour blindness to your advantage by becoming a cyclist. Hami, Tackle and DaktariT 3
Cannonfodder Posted January 26 Posted January 26 My teacher at school said I'd never be any good at poetry due to my dyslexia. It shows how much he knew as I've made 2 vases and an ashtray this afternoon DaktariT, Tactical Pith Helmet, Anonymoose and 1 other 4
Tactical Pith Helmet Posted February 19 Posted February 19 A man who was wrongly accused of masturbating on a bus, has won a £5000 pay out by the police. I bet he splashes out on something nice. Cannonfodder and DanBow 2
Tactical Pith Helmet Posted March 6 Posted March 6 Never go out for a walk in the rain in bell bottom trousers. I did and now they're ringing.... Cannonfodder and DaktariT 1 1
Twist Posted March 10 Posted March 10 Did you hear the one about the magical tractor? It went down the road and turned in to a field... Tactical Pith Helmet 1
Cannonfodder Posted March 17 Posted March 17 A was sat at the bar in a pub looking depressed so the barman approached and asked him what's wrong. "I had a huge argument with the wife and she said she's not talking to me for a week" replied the man. "Well at least you'll get some peace and quiet for a while" said the barman hoping to cheer him up. The man sighed, finished his drink and said "That was 7 days ago" DanBow and Tactical Pith Helmet 2
DaktariT Posted April 3 Posted April 3 If someone calls you fat don't worry you're bigger than them. Tactical Pith Helmet and Tackle 2
Moderators Tackle Posted April 3 Moderators Posted April 3 10 minutes ago, DaktariT said: If someone calls you fat don't worry you're bigger than them. @ButcherBill are you gonna say it or shall I ? ?
ButcherBill Posted April 3 Posted April 3 15 minutes ago, Tackle said: @ButcherBill are you gonna say it or shall I ? ? Have I just been fat shamed... again? Tackle 1
Moderators Tackle Posted April 3 Moderators Posted April 3 24 minutes ago, ButcherBill said: Have I just been fat shamed... again? ButcherBill 1
ButcherBill Posted April 3 Posted April 3 S...ok, I have broad shoulders. and a broader gut. Tactical Pith Helmet and Tackle 2
Anonymoose Posted April 4 Posted April 4 18 hours ago, Tackle said: @ButcherBill are you gonna say it or shall I ? ? 18 hours ago, ButcherBill said: Have I just been fat shamed... again? Tactical Pith Helmet, ButcherBill, Tackle and 1 other 4
Cannonfodder Posted April 30 Posted April 30 (edited) Put all my old dogging gear up for sale on Ebay. No bids yet but 8 people are watching Edited April 30 by Cannonfodder r1flyguy, Tactical Pith Helmet, Tackle and 1 other 4
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