Sitting Duck

not me but just stumbled across a pic of Lozart shopping at JD Airsoft:
 
eeney meany miney moh - I'll have THAT ONE !!!!
 
https://www.facebook.com/158773617522247/photos/a.294124213987186.68613.158773617522247/356528784413395/?type=1&theater

aye - my 14yr old son is my excuse, but dunno how long before they turn round
and say - nah its ok dad I will go on my own or with m8's instead now
 
Then I will be a real Billy No Mates then - well more than atm
(so go easy on some lonely old sod next time you are shooting - it could be me)

I was lucky to get my dad to take me to school when I was wee, never mind actually spend any proper time with me at a skirmish lol! Good on you Lads for spending quality time with your kids.
 
Welcome to the forums aswell mate.

I'm 45, fairly new to all this, introduced my 12 year old to this, who loves it! Welcome Snakeeyes, and good on all us old fellas with our dodgy hammys and old stories! I love the mix of young and old in airsoft, the field is quite literally a great leveler and a fantastic place to get out, get some exercise and meet new people! As well as spend sh*t loads on awesome looking guns!! lol

aye - my 14yr old son is my excuse, but dunno how long before they turn round
and say - nah its ok dad I will go on my own or with m8's instead now
 
Then I will be a real Billy No Mates then - well more than atm
(so go easy on some lonely old sod next time you are shooting - it could be me)

aye - my 14yr old son is my excuse, but dunno how long before they turn round
and say - nah its ok dad I will go on my own or with m8's instead now
 
Then I will be a real Billy No Mates then - well more than atm
(so go easy on some lonely old sod next time you are shooting - it could be me)

welcome from an even older 47yr old
aye my old hobby is now funding my new one
us boys & our toys - something our ladies will never understand
then again how many pairs of shoes/handbags they have and STILL they have to buy more
 
yup - can't think how I never got into this sooner but welcome squire
sounds like you will be into this for a while as your son grows up
(oh well dear, I will just have to keep playing to keep ukara when little is old enough)

You can never be too old to try something new. I'm thirty eight myself and play with my son almost every month. It's a great bonding experience. It's so nice to spend time with my son as I missed a lot of his childhood due to being in the military.
 
Glad you're getting into airsoft, it's a great sport with generally very nice people.

not me but just stumbled across a pic of Lozart shopping at JD Airsoft:
 
eeney meany miney moh - I'll have THAT ONE !!!!
 
https://www.facebook.com/158773617522247/photos/a.294124213987186.68613.158773617522247/356528784413395/?type=1&theater

not me but just stumbled across a pic of Lozart shopping at JD Airsoft:
 
eeney meany miney moh - I'll have THAT ONE !!!!
 
https://www.facebook.com/158773617522247/photos/a.294124213987186.68613.158773617522247/356528784413395/?type=1&theater

STONED AGAIN
jeez that could be used as an anti-drugs poster
soz in advance if that is your normal look
mother nature gave me a funny look too btw
and no you ain't getting pic of me
slaphead with hair everywhere but on my head - mostly grey now
wot an old bastid I am

They make out out like they are so feckin experienced yet chubby don't skirmish I'm lead to think...
 
JambWow is so brilliant at reviews - ffs the amount of times he fills mags and puts more on floor
than in magazine. The pure bollox that comes out of his gob is beyond words:
 
This gun is high quality full metal - well except that bit, and maybe that bit, perhaps that bit too
not sure about the other bit too - look theonly thing metal is spring and ergh not sure about rest
 
If I had a quid for each FANTASTIC he said - jeez I'd be rich
 
They lie, they bul$hit you, they don't get back to you, their return refund policy is dire, most of the stuff
is crap and when you slowly realise that then I refer back to: they lie/bull$hit etc......
 
If you know what you are looking for there a FEW things on there that you can buy but most is $hit
we on here have learnt the hard way - they are the worst imho
 
OnlyBBGuns - slightly slightly better but still not ultra high quality but perhaps best of 3 BB muppets
 
BBGuns4Less - bit better than JustBBGuns
 
JustBBGuns - uhm think I said a fair bit and can't really say what I truely think
 
As with all of theme 3 BB named companies and some others - be very careful and shop/research a
bit before you part with cash - often they sell low end stuff that is crap and often won't last or work well
you will get your ar$e badly kicked if using most of their stuff at a proper skirmish site
 
If buying a M4 - get £100 to £130 G&G - seriously - wasted a couple of hundred on crap to so-so other makes
so I do know a thing or two about cheaper crappy guns - learn from mine & others mistakes
 
for example not saying get it but:
 
http://www.onlybbguns.co.uk/hg-104-m92f-beretta-hfc-hg-104-m92-gas-pistol.html?filter_name=gas%20pistol#.U_gp7KNOgzw
or
http://www.onlybbguns.co.uk/gg-106-hfc-gg-106-mk8-compact-gas-pistol.html?filter_name=gas%20pistol#.U_gq1KNOgzw
use RC10 code for 10% discount and free shipping on all stuff
I bought a co2 one for 30 - 10% = £27 delivered - 400+ fps too powerful to use at sites
but not bad in black/blue and goes some for garden fun
 
just saying those 2 gas & my co2 wre 27 with discount free shipping - works until valve/mag goes crap on ya
not bad for a decent looking pistol

They make out out like they are so feckin experienced yet chubby don't skirmish I'm lead to think...
 
JambWow is so brilliant at reviews - ffs the amount of times he fills mags and puts more on floor
than in magazine. The pure bollox that comes out of his gob is beyond words:
 
This gun is high quality full metal - well except that bit, and maybe that bit, perhaps that bit too
not sure about the other bit too - look theonly thing metal is spring and ergh not sure about rest
 
If I had a quid for each FANTASTIC he said - jeez I'd be rich
 
They lie, they bul$hit you, they don't get back to you, their return refund policy is dire, most of the stuff
is crap and when you slowly realise that then I refer back to: they lie/bull$hit etc......
 
If you know what you are looking for there a FEW things on there that you can buy but most is $hit
we on here have learnt the hard way - they are the worst imho
 
OnlyBBGuns - slightly slightly better but still not ultra high quality but perhaps best of 3 BB muppets
 
BBGuns4Less - bit better than JustBBGuns
 
JustBBGuns - uhm think I said a fair bit and can't really say what I truely think
 
As with all of theme 3 BB named companies and some others - be very careful and shop/research a
bit before you part with cash - often they sell low end stuff that is crap and often won't last or work well
you will get your ar$e badly kicked if using most of their stuff at a proper skirmish site
 
If buying a M4 - get £100 to £130 G&G - seriously - wasted a couple of hundred on crap to so-so other makes
so I do know a thing or two about cheaper crappy guns - learn from mine & others mistakes
 
for example not saying get it but:
 
http://www.onlybbguns.co.uk/hg-104-m92f-beretta-hfc-hg-104-m92-gas-pistol.html?filter_name=gas%20pistol#.U_gp7KNOgzw
or
http://www.onlybbguns.co.uk/gg-106-hfc-gg-106-mk8-compact-gas-pistol.html?filter_name=gas%20pistol#.U_gq1KNOgzw
use RC10 code for 10% discount and free shipping on all stuff
I bought a co2 one for 30 - 10% = £27 delivered - 400+ fps too powerful to use at sites
but not bad in black/blue and goes some for garden fun
 
just saying those 2 gas & my co2 wre 27 with discount free shipping - works until valve/mag goes crap on ya
not bad for a decent looking pistol

all I'm hearing atm is pure chaos.....
kids shouting and screaming, wife nagging, cat is even meowing like crazy
oh yeah looking forward to a long weekend of this - when do kids go back???

Fvck me wot a bunch of cvnts ????
 
I mean besides replica's n $hit being used for training purposes by police/military
 
why are their heads so far up their own ar$es ???
 
The UK's largest and busiest UNofficial military website
 
unofficially I think they are wankers but that is just my opinion
 
I mean it was simple question that got nothing but 99% of abuse - ffs what was all that for
 
and as for hexi blox - be careful how far you look down on people
think the special forces think they are better than stadard infantry who think they are better than reserves or T/A
 
funny thing one low ranking tosser could be one who saves your so-called specialised ar$e so be careful who you flame
but you think that some people would know that
 
oh and before you go on about people doing desk jobs n crap
 
WHO THE F U C K IS PAYING THE ARMY WAGES - BELL END !!!!
 
 
 
for the record I do actually respect all our armed forces and even the police
(I didn't fancy going out in middle of riots a while back but those sods had to)
 
so sorry if it sounds like I am having a go or disrespecting armed forces - I'm not
(well I get the hump with any arrogant ar$eholes whatever their profession is)
suppose I get the hump with myself too from time to time
 
peace

Fvck me wot a bunch of cvnts ????
 
I mean besides replica's n $hit being used for training purposes by police/military
 
why are their heads so far up their own ar$es ???
 
The UK's largest and busiest UNofficial military website
 
unofficially I think they are wankers but that is just my opinion
 
I mean it was simple question that got nothing but 99% of abuse - ffs what was all that for
 
and as for hexi blox - be careful how far you look down on people
think the special forces think they are better than stadard infantry who think they are better than reserves or T/A
 
funny thing one low ranking tosser could be one who saves your so-called specialised ar$e so be careful who you flame
but you think that some people would know that
 
oh and before you go on about people doing desk jobs n crap
 
WHO THE F U C K IS PAYING THE ARMY WAGES - BELL END !!!!
 
 
 
for the record I do actually respect all our armed forces and even the police
(I didn't fancy going out in middle of riots a while back but those sods had to)
 
so sorry if it sounds like I am having a go or disrespecting armed forces - I'm not
(well I get the hump with any arrogant ar$eholes whatever their profession is)
suppose I get the hump with myself too from time to time
 
peace

Fvck me wot a bunch of cvnts ????
 
I mean besides replica's n $hit being used for training purposes by police/military
 
why are their heads so far up their own ar$es ???
 
The UK's largest and busiest UNofficial military website
 
unofficially I think they are wankers but that is just my opinion
 
I mean it was simple question that got nothing but 99% of abuse - ffs what was all that for
 
and as for hexi blox - be careful how far you look down on people
think the special forces think they are better than stadard infantry who think they are better than reserves or T/A
 
funny thing one low ranking tosser could be one who saves your so-called specialised ar$e so be careful who you flame
but you think that some people would know that
 
oh and before you go on about people doing desk jobs n crap
 
WHO THE F U C K IS PAYING THE ARMY WAGES - BELL END !!!!
 
 
 
for the record I do actually respect all our armed forces and even the police
(I didn't fancy going out in middle of riots a while back but those sods had to)
 
so sorry if it sounds like I am having a go or disrespecting armed forces - I'm not
(well I get the hump with any arrogant ar$eholes whatever their profession is)
suppose I get the hump with myself too from time to time
 
peace

Honest straight up advice is the top priority......
 
If something is that shagged then would it be worth it for a repair, or better replace so to speak
If something wasn't worth the work involved then tell the customer straight from the start
If something is perhaps beyond your skill level - not saying it is but if it was then say so
 
With stuff like warranty n such yes you can/should offer it on all YOUR work but if you recomend
that the bearings be replaced and customer decides against it then if/when it all goes tits up what
do you do:
 
it was fine before you touched it - they say
 
but the bearings were wanked m8 i tried to tell you that but you said no
 
well your the expert you should of changed them - I'm just a noobish kid
 
 
 
Jeez - you can see the bollock ache anybody who offers their service, plus can you make my JBBG
into a DMR - ergh I might be magic but I ain't a fvcking magician m8
 
All I can say is be honest n truthful with everyone - even the ar$ehole ones, your quality of work will
eventually speak for itself and throw in some honesty/integrity and fair price n advice etc.....
 
Then you will be fine - answering emails/txts/messages but hopefully not too many spoonfeeding
answer every possible fvckwit question there is coz they are so thick or can't be ar$ed to look up
 
yup I do other stuff and is a right pain sometimes, wonder why ya bother but in general you probably
enjoy all of it and seeing something run real sweet again, and if you do everything as best as you can
than just slap it back together - then that to me is a proper level of service.
(too many people just wanna do the main bit n chuck it back together quickly)
 
best of luck

I was just pi$$ed coz they will do gun unpainted in black if I can show proof ukara
 
IN PERSON FFS - jeez wot a wank
 
still say - well I said they were slightly better of the 3 muppets but now not so sure

Right - don't quite get this but here goes:
 
They are not UKARA reg and they 2-Tone a fair amount of their guns.
So I ring them and ask them about not painting a gun, yes we can do that if you can provide valid defense
I got UKARA - yup I can verify that sir....
Great, but apparently they will only sell RIF face to face
 
OK let me get this straight, I got defense and you have to check that, saves you painting gun
But I can't buy from you online unless 2-Tone - even though you can verify my defense, my details & paypal
I hardly sound like some 13yr old but even after all this they are not budging it seems
 
I have to drive over to Slough even though you verify I am on the level and saves you painting the thing
So I use up my petrol n all that - even though I have not had to do this crap for:
 
LWA
Fire Support
Pro Airsoft
Zero One - though did have to fill out pyro form & scan it back to them
Airsoft World
BBGuns4Less
UK-Airsoft
 
plus any others I forgot since getting UKARA ffs
 
BOLLOCKS - found it much cheaper elsewhere also with free delivery
bought in 2-Tone, save my petrol and buy some dettol or Krylon instead
 
jjjjjeeeeeeeeeeeezzzzzzz
 
Always thought they were a bit better than other BB sites but now realise gotta always have 2-Tone
even if you have UKARA unless you drive over to Slough - bit of a 8itch if you live up North/Scotland
 
I mean the other 2 BB muppets do Black guns if you got UKARA and OnlyBBGuns will sell you a RIF
face 2 face so if they check/verify and delivery is going to UKARA address - wtf is problem
Still I suppose they have their own rules n guidelines to follow - but sounds a tad ott in my book

Bloke is engaged ??? - oh well the bastid will come unstuck if he gets married then he will really suffer
 
or "somebody" might put forward to Jeremy Kyle saying that he is secretly gay and can't tell his wife
 
NO - it ain't me ffs before anyone says that - lol

ICS are very good guns - "maybe" slightly better than G&G on some models
 
BUT many bits in ICS are bespoke to ICS they often have a 2 piece gearbox in M4's
quick spring change but a bollock to get parts easy n cheap as well as limited upgrade options
Often ICS may be a tiny bit more expensive - not much and they usually give you 2 x 300 mags
think this might lure people in but like some car companies...
All sounds good but you try n get spares/service then you find out maybe not a as good as you thought
 
G&G use the "normal" setup so parts/upgrades are easy to come by, plus they are built very well too
 
Both these companies are Taiwan - SRC are also but their M4's are not as good and I own all 3 btw
 
The carbine G&G has battery up front in front hanguard - you can get it black/clear, 2tone I think
or usual black and/or tan
The Raider has battery at back in crane stock - 2 stick batteries linked together usually
but there are numerous options like fitting a solid stock which you can shove anybattery at back
 
Carbine is front battery with no RIS rails and the clear is better than 2 Tone black bright orange
trust me that orange is a dead give away - enemy will see that day-glo orange gun before you
 
So clear or transparent is a good option for non ukara peeps, you can spray the clear parts but
in effect you are crossing the line by painting an IF gun to look RIF so won't go into that too much
but is easier and better than trying to paint bright orange if user gets ukara
 
Raider is lovely - well worth £25 more imho - it does not feel cheap at all, the raider is solid no front
barrel hanguard wobble coz all bolted together tight on RIS.
Only 2 minor things and they really are minor:
no rear sight hand rail or carry handle like many M4's
charging handle don't drop down the flap to adjust hop-up like on most M4's
(you have to pull down flap and keep down to adjust hop-up)
 
These are very very minor things in what is an absolute lovely first gun choice
and suppose they keep price down a bit and can be changed if you wish
 
G&G and you won't go wrong, they are both good models, be careful you don't buy a blowback
or gas blowback version coz you think great they got them in stock
 
Nunchuk battery will work in both guns I reckon carbine or raider - up to you which one or both

Bloke is engaged ??? - oh well the bastid will come unstuck if he gets married then he will really suffer
 
or "somebody" might put forward to Jeremy Kyle saying that he is secretly gay and can't tell his wife
 
NO - it ain't me ffs before anyone says that - lol

Bloke is engaged ??? - oh well the bastid will come unstuck if he gets married then he will really suffer
 
or "somebody" might put forward to Jeremy Kyle saying that he is secretly gay and can't tell his wife
 
NO - it ain't me ffs before anyone says that - lol