EvilMonkee

Fixed this for you:
 
'My extra large arse'.
 
You seem to have had the words in the wrong order. 😜

Get to the gym 😜 

My wife asked me other day "does my bum look big in this?"
"Yes" I replied "but to be fair it is a small bathroom"!
She didnt observe minimum engagement distance.redness is just about gone now. I did call my hit though. YEOWW FUCK!!
🤭
Regards 

Fixed this for you:
 
'My extra large arse'.
 
You seem to have had the words in the wrong order. 😜

Get to the gym 😜 

Fixed this for you:
 
'My extra large arse'.
 
You seem to have had the words in the wrong order. 😜

Get to the gym 😜 

Indeed, if you're going to spin a riveting tale, why not go balls deep and say "Carefully removed from box using silk gloves, lovingly fondled and heavily breathed on, then gently replaced with virginity fully intact".

Its a copy of the WE so try somewhere that stocks WE magazines or just buy WE mags

@FreeFrag.UK A GHK AK I can talk you through the needed upgrades if you ever decide to buy one.  They are pretty simple

store name really needed to be checked before going live though!!!

'The 61th minute'
 
 

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/32748822224.html?spm=a2g0s.12269583.0.0.106879e8Yx6D43

To be honest I like my AEG's, I just wish they all had stop on empty features. I had an MWS some time ago and while I enjoyed it,  I had concerns about longevity in the field for longer events due to having to carry gas in addition to everything else. If I were to go to gas then I'd be going into the AK's from GHK but I would probably hold onto my MP5 and  P90.
 
I think the main hesitation is whether or not I'd be able to effectively liquidate the collection to get an AK set up how I'd like with all the trimmings.

Do it, once you go GBBR AEGs are never the same.  I run my GHK AKM and my MWS almost exclusively now.  I haven't used an AEG in over a year and don't even consider buying a new gun unless its a GBBR.  Limits your options and therefore spending quite nicely, though I am soooo tempted by an MP9, GHK 553 or VFC G3.

Royal Mail does not make mistakes, citizen. You are clearly mistaken about where you live.

Was Luke there shouting at everyone who had a recoil? 😂

Or try a different version of Airsoft - historical for instance

You are sick and need help

You are sick and need help

Beer and bacon.
 
Bear with me.
 
I had a chum at university who was a vegetarian hippy.  He was pale, ginger, weedy, always sick, always sad. Girls were always trying to give him sympathy tummy-rubs, but he was just never happy in any relationship with them.
 
Years later, he got drunk on a particularly depressing night out, and on a mad "sod it" whim, bought a bacon roll.
 
Upon consuming it, the greasy, salty meaty goodness flowed through his emaciated frame, and his strength and courage rose and rose.
 
Boldly, triumphantly, he shouted out to the whole world "I'm gay, and I'm proud!"
 
Since then he's hit the gym, got absolutely ripped and spends his nights grinding away in the temple of dance, surrounded by sweaty muscular young men, and he's never been happier.
 
100% true story.
 
Anyway, you were saying something about a P90?

Your chairsofting game isn't strong enough

Just the once? Come back to us when you're a multi-time airsoft forum champion. Maybe then you'll be ready for the big leagues, kid. 

PX4 is my go to.  TM one is excellent the WE one is shite

And they'll stay that way right up until chrono on site.