Cannonfodder

I agree it looks like a SV/GE version of the Remington 870. Iirc this one GE call the 8873 model with a few accessories fitted. They're great fun, especially in cqb. The only issue I found with mine is that they don't hold much gas, although it's the model with the goose neck grip so the stock tube may hold more. Either carry a can of gas with you or you can easily convert it to HPA by changing the fill valve. With the extras that's not a bad deal

Adam and Eve are walking through the garden of eden when all of a sudden Eve starts her first ever period. Panicking she asks Adam what to do so Adam tells her "go wash yourself in the river and I'll talk to god." So she went to the river while Adam spoke to god. Adam explains what's happened to god who asks "where's Eve?" Adam says he told her to wash herself in the river and god replied "No! Now I'll never get the smell out of the fish"

Geoff's are often highly recommended

Why is it that the ads with silly prices are often the ones where the seller is leaving the game?

Although it can be funny to watch them get all pissy when it's pointed out that if they really didn't care they wouldn't make such a song and dance about how little they care

Yes @superwok read the room. Nobody is going to help you so give it a rest or to put it bluntly, fLIP off YOU NAUGHT MAN, & STOP TRYING TO FIND WAYS TO GET AROUND THE LAW. Edit: I think it would be best for everyone if mods lock this thread

It's worth remembering that there's the possibility that deliberate attempts to get around the vcra could get our defence removed completely. Our defence was given on the basis that the airsoft community would be self policing

No. Just cos is a bullshit defence which only exists to take money from stupid people.

It takes a special kind of partner to agree to such things. Also make sure you trim your nails first?

Welcome. The posts above have pretty much covered everything but I'll add this. Gloves are recommended as a shit to the knuckles will bloody hurt. Also when on site don't be afraid to ask people about their kit or guns you like the look of, most players are more than happy to show off and talk about their stuff (getting them to stop is probably harder) and will probably let you fire off a few shots if you ask nicely.

The bit that makes me laugh is the way it's described as "high end" when half of it is chinese clones. Don't get me wrong, some of the budget friendly kit can be really good value for money but to call it high end is taking the piss

At least the silly prices for tat gives us plenty of fodder for Mack's. I was thinking more about the dumb questions and grand ideas with such big holes that Stevie Wonder could see them

Forum moderators right now

In my experience advertising for a team to join never ends well. It's better to play and have teams approach you as they'll know what they're looking for in new members. If a team is actively trying to get new members there's usually a reason and it's usually not a good one Also it might help if you mention where you play, even if its just a rough location so you're not wasting people's time if they're interested only to find out you're at the other end of the country.

I don't work for glock though Oh and that Tavor looks nice

There are easier says to get around the new age verification laws on porn sites

@SillySausage808 could you explain your bullshit prices?

Or someone without a defence

The new registered address in Mildenhall is one of those virtual offices

FFS I was about to post the exact same thing, now I'm going to have to think of another slightly amusing comment to take the piss out of this muppet

Whereas this is the biggest glock???

Tbh whenever he posts an advert I just assume it'll be on here soon

No idea if the price is ok but wanting £30 to £35 for postage is taking the piss. Also the claims of full upgrades but not listing them or saying who did them is a red flag to me. Add to that it's clearly a speedsoft gun so the trigger has probably been abused more than a 15 year old at a P Diddy party

Do it anyway. If he's not registered because it's £50 I can almost guarantee he's cutting corners elsewhere and probably won't listen anyway