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I thought I’d do something different today. So I bought an alcoholic ginger beer. He was not pleased

🤦 I had my leg X-rayed yesterday the doctor said: 'Your patella measures 2.54cm'. I said: 'Inch-high knees?' He said: '您的髌骨是2.54厘米高

Yeah know how that feels ☹️ When we had the heatwave back in July,August the slightest exertion had me melting.game play was at a crawl lol.

Just been looking at the g&g armament SGR 556 with g3 gearbox. Don't know how to post links but can be found on the tube. I'm impressed not that that means much lol but some interesting little features in it.

That looks like a great setup.👍 I think I would encourage him to have his arms covered. Young skin is softer than older leathery skin lol.

Something has been playing on my mind recently. When I opened a can of evaporated milk it was still all there so I opened a can of condensed milk but it was the same size as the can🤔 I'm not trying to milk this btw.

I've got one! Lol

Ain't that the truth 🤣

Wanted: someone to brush their teeth with me, because 9/10 dentists say brushing alone won't help tooth decay. No weirdos

Nice 👍

Have you taken gun back to him? If not,then why not? I agree with @Cannonfodderhe should have chronoed it before and after work done.

Haha. I done that one about a year ago 🤣🤣 But good to hear it again 😉

A priest, a pastor, and a rabbit entered a clinic to donate blood. The nurse asked the rabbit: "What's your blood type?" "I'm probably a Type O", said the rabbit.

An actor gets out of brand new Porsche, a lorry racing by takes the door clean off. “my Porsche, my lovely Porsche”, screams the actor. A police officer arrives & says “I can't believe you, your so focused on your possessions you haven't even noticed your right arm has been ripped off". The actor looks down & screams “oh no, my lovely Rolex".

I was intending to publish my book about the "Black Death" until I got accused of plaguerism

Scientists have grown human vocal cords from stem cells in the laboratory. The results speak for themselves.

When the doctor told me that he'd messed up my operation, my heart was in my mouth.🤔

Well,stone the crows! I’m in trouble with the RSPB again.

I’ve got two spare tickets to the Prune Juice festival for anyone that’s not going?

Age old question. I have just discovered a McDonald’s that does an all day breakfast menu, alongside its normal menu. So I put in two orders, with one I ordered the egg McMuffin and for my second order I requested the Mcchicken sandwich. I shall therefore let you know…..

That's true 🤣

Aren’t animals amazing. I just passed the hospital and there was a sign saying ‘Guard dogs operate at this hospital