Rogerborg

Ohhhhh! I've just twigged, this is the angry young chap who used Just Cos insurance to buy his RIFs, instead of UKARA. I'm not sure that he's ever actually played airsoft. Given his rageaholism (he's been sending me "U WOT M8?" messages on the side), that's probably for the best. *PLONK*ed.

Ah, but you're missing something important: it's collection only. Jayzus, that is a new low.

One's a racial nationalist eugenicist who says ethnic minorities should get out of Europe, and the other's Hitler.

Blink twice if you need help.

You may want to verify that it's all in stock before putting your money in their pockets.

Not necessarily. He's not claiming that it's "new", just that it's never been skirmished. That could be true. He's omitted the information that it's an ex two-tone, but as a non-business seller is not obliged to disclose it. The pictures are clear enough. I'd call caveat emptor on that.

Um, a quick Googols suggests those may have glass lenses and are only rated up to 0.6J impacts. Have you test shot them?

'Kin hell, I hadn't even looked at the pictures, but there's horrid lines on it from the 2 tone removal. Poor gun, someone needs to rescue it.

£10 more than new retail, but on the other hand, he won't post it.

[Bookmarking this thread for after wine o'clock tomorrow]

Millionaire tells millennials: if you want a house, stop buying avocado toast.

I ran a blind spot mirror on my M4 in CQB for peeking round corners. Shocker, it actually let me look round corners. If it's stupid but it works, it's not stupid. Next on my must-have list:

Noice choice, they are so bling.

You need a firearms declaration for assault-style velcro.

Like with so many airsoft toys, it's apparently been "only fielded once". Buying/building one to keep, I can get. Heck, put it in your will that you want to be buried with it (me, that's my Paul Binns sword). Buying/building one to use once, and then get regrets over, eh, not so much. Not listing the secret extra amount of PayPal fees that you'll want added on is disgusting. I mean, I feel viscerally repulsed that anyone could be so fracking lazy as to not bother to work out the number that they're going to have to work out anyway once they have an interested buyer. Not to be hyperbolic, but it's literally worse than Hitler.

For great justice.

Given everything else in it, I assumed that the mags would have the springs removed and be full of either fire ants, or the restless spirits of deceased P90 owners.

Bah, you can never have enough cut-off Tamiya connectors and smashed holo sights.

Let me tell you how glad I am that I haven't put any money down on a "pre-order" Secutor Velites GII from any of the retailers who are expecting a delivery any day/week/month/year now.

Seems reasonable. You might even get that with mid caps as the spring unwinds. Have you looked into a delayer chip? This is exactly what they're designed to address, and they're only a couple of £££.

+1. I've missed one going off at my feet before, and have likewise had to point out to other folk that they've been hit. Maybe shout "PYROOOOO!" like they do on the YouTubes.

Have a look on YouTube (for why you want one) and then eBay (for buying one) for "airsoft delayer chip".

A 10 round shot-shell holder, since I'm all about the pump action at the moment. To be honest, I only bought it because the colour matches my outfit. As per this Evike review, the shells are a very tight fit and don't want to feed down freely. As much as I enjoy fettling things, it might be nice to get a piece of airsoft kit that actually works as described out of the box without modification.

An Eagle 6 M80 spring and Laylax metal bushings for my AEP. That was pretty nerve wracking getting it all back together, but it's pewing OK on a 7.4V lipo and sounds fairly snappy (hopefully not the gearbox). Notionally that'll be 260fps, which ought to give the chrono chaps a surprise.

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