Tactical Pith Helmet

Let's face it, at this point Tramodol, codeine and Sanatogen are performance enhancing drugs and we don't care! Hat off to you Sir.

The Hawke is rated for H&H .375 recoil. It will be fine. If you will be playing at dusk, I would get something from the Panorama Hawke range though.

What the fuck is it with hedgehogs? Why can't they share the damn hedge?

I had a CYMA shotty with no stock. I got a CYMA shotty with a stock to replace it.

The man who invented personalised number plates has passed away. His funeral takes place at the crematorium on TUE504Y at 1pm.

Can happen in anything. Not an airsoft issue exclusively. Decent sites tend to hold regulars to a higher standard too though, and to keep an eye on new players.

My wife's off to a party tonight. The invite said 'dress to kill.' She's gone as Rose West.

'The parking costs too much...' 'This coffee costs too much...' 'This sandwich costs too much...' FFS, if they don't like it they should visit another grandparent!

The lad came home from school with two armchairs and a sofa. I clipped him round the ear for taking suites from a stranger.

Just failed my RAF entrance exam. Bomb bay doors are not an Indian tribute act apparently.

I have the right to remain silent, capiche?

Cheapo Blitz in boxes of ten packets. I used both bio and non- bios before I used the even cheaper Kilo 9s from TG. Now back on Blitz for up to .28g. For heavier I use Geoff's.

100%

See if you can get a Dutch small kit bag. It's about 40L I'd guess, and made from their Gortex substitute. I've kept my spare kit in one for years and it's 99% close to British DPM.

This must be a worrying time for anyone who has dumped bodies in a reservoir...

I gave £80 for an AGS Sten about two years ago. With supply of rifs being what it is now, I expect you would get more for the gun alone.

Went to the bulimia clinic today. It was heaving.

'This is my daughter Beth.' 'What's Beth short for?' 'She's only six years old...'

The standard Raider is really solid. Any G&G with an ETU needs the Perun installing in my experience.

Milbro G10... We'd seen airsoft and been told that you used BB guns. We actually spent quite a few weeks shooting each other with air pistols until someone pointed out our error. TBF they are that underpowered that they didn't hurt too much. You did always call your hits mind. Funnily enough I don't field it these days.

I had to remove the battery from my carbon monoxide detector. The constant beeping was giving me a headache and making me feel sick.

Appropriate that the chap was a member of the Rifles!

Not sure that you'll get green material using green dye on tan shades.

Bloody great German shepherd crapped on my lawn again this morning. To make matters worse his dog did a shit too.