Druid799

Yea I would hold for someone I trust (so your shitouta luck ya fecker ! 😉) just as long as there not taking the urine with there offer BUT if it’s Unknown’s and there low balling or taking there time coming back with an acceptable offer Then I’ll tell them there’s others offering and I’m going to accept the highest offer .

Very true but to be fair to the seller he wasn’t best impressed when I told him what the other guy had pulled , his reply was “I’ve set the price who ever’s nearest to it get it” , basically what I’ve always said and done . If I’m selling something it’s not first contact that gets it it’s the nearest to what I want for said shiny shiny things I sell too !

Phase plasma rifle in the 40watt range ? we can hope .

Well just when you think all the shits’n’giggles are coming to an end as general bonespurs leaves the White House something else pops up TO make you laugh one of those WTF ! Laughs . Gentlemen (and the one or two ladies on here) I present to you the KA-BAR SPACE-BAR ! 😳 i shit you not this is real ! it’s one of the last Military things the trump administration authorized , a combat/utility knife for SPACE FORCE ! (They earned the exclamation mark just for existing) Now one would think you wouldn’t want sharp pointy tarey things near your space suit ? But hay it’s the trumpa lumpa’s SPACE FORCE ! So they can have WHAT EVER they want !🤣🤣🤣🤣

Everything goes straight up the attic (my man cave) and to keep her out and protect my ‘investment’ from prying eyes i’ve got an old picture frame that I periodically load up with spiderwebs and lay it across the hatchway when I come down from it , she hasn’t been up there basically since I started playing 20yrs ago ! 😈🤣🤣🤣

That’s vaguely bearable but the other with a fibre fore blade and the micro Red dot ? Sorry but that’s just a fucking abortion .

Another chancer pray tell or not ?

I’ve just made lots of REALLY stupid decisions !🤦‍♂️

Won’t lie I did a man wee !🥴

He transferred to the RAF reg ! 😳

Back in the days of 58 webbing your Left ammo pouch was for magazines and the Right was for Mars bars ! Start of an exercise you’d go in to the NAFFI and ask for one or two mars bars AND the creature behind the counter would hand over one or two BOXES ! Lived on the bloody things ! 🤣🤣

Part of me just died ! 😢

As a wise man once said “no picture ? It never happened !” There is no way on the face of this earth you can post something like this and NOT supply even a single Picture , it’d be like taping a family sized bag of mars bars to the outside of a window of an eating disorder centre !

So the question to this vile bunch of reprobates, hornswagglers and generally dodgy characters is with absolutely zero chance of dumping your white load on random strangers and terrified youngsters in the near or foreseeable future due to the lockdown AND the mind numbing boredom that comes with it and the fact this level of boredom reduces your willpower to the tensile strength of a piece of wet Aldi value toilet paper what have you been spending money you haven’t got on ? and then instantly thinking “FFS am I off my head or what ?” the second the dispatched email arrived ? Me ? mine is a G&G AK GIMS .

Well that’s an easy one to answer for you , Crye is American so all there kit is made for roid’head mahoosive special forces and Arc’teryx are a Canadian company so all there kit is made for roid’free normal sized special forces .😉

I’d say hang fire getting one from ‘Jeff’s house of shite’ (not as if you can play anywhere?) give it a couple of weeks and a Buckshee one may turn up ? 😉

May have been a loooooooooooonnnnnnnnnnnnggggggggggggg time ago but at least you did , dem feckers NEVER will ! 🤣🤣🤣 🎵 iggly wiggly finger makes er eyes go pop !🎵

Well that was a waste of a good explanation , do you honestly think someone who dresses like that has got close enough to a female who wasn’t a close family member that they could instigate sexual foreplay ? !?!?!? 🤦‍♂️ As if !

Agree completely with all the above comments , Christ well over half the ‘Reputable’ airsoft dealers from China are absolutely shite at comms ! So yup just clench dem cheeks and wait ! 👍😉

He’s brilliant ! He’s not afraid at all to rip the shit out of anything , and you just know if someone came up to him and said “do a good review of my shit product and I’ll pay you lots” he'd go “ok” do it , then tell you what happened ! 🤣🤣

The reason the middle finger is more popular with the ‘dress like a clown speedier’ side of airsofting(more than likely without then even realising it) is you can actually spam a trigger fast with your middle finger than any other finger on your hand . The posterior tendon on the middle finger has the straightest pull of all the tendons on your hand so it can activate much faster than the others . if you hold your hand in side profile in front of a digital screen and ‘waggle’ each finger you’ll see the middle can go a lot faster than the rest .🖕

Totally agree with all your points here only problem i can see is the human factor , we ALL know there’s players who’d quite happily abuse this and take the piss with there FPS , basically just like they do with every other thing to do with the sport that could be abused by an unscrupulous player ?

Over the years I’ve come across quite a few squaddies and Plod that came to the sport with a VERY negative preconception of what to expect who by the end of the day (some even by end of the 1st game!) had done a complete about face with there attitude to it and if it could be useful as part of there training regimens . As an RM said to me during a lunch break who’d come for his baby brother’s birthday “I REALLY didn’t want to come today but have to say I’ve never had a target shoot back at me before ! I’m f**king buzzing !” 🤣 I think Airsoft is just like any thing else that could enhance your training , you just need to find the right way to use it .

Think it’s safe to say most ‘run of the mill’ airsofters would probably wish it WAS smallpox . just saying .