Southampton 1912 , Two men walking down the road and they see an old Jewish Gentleman walking down the road towards them , one says to the old man “morning mr Goldberg”
The other shouts “Goldberg !” Runs up the road and punches the old man !
Second man says “what you do that for ? mr Goldbergs a lovely old chap !”
First man , “he killed my brother !”
Second man “your brother was killed when the Titanic sank !”
First man “exactly he sank it !”
Second man “that was an iceberg !”
first man “iceberg Goldberg ? Close enough!”
I thank you , try the veal I’m here till Wednesday !?