Finius

Pushed my selection date forward again, no chance of passing fitness I don't think - I could have as little as eight weeks. Next week I'm going on an extremely protein/atkins based meal plan to try and shed some weight a bit faster. If I can lose a serious amount of weight I don't think I'll struggle too badly; the muscles are there, especially for running, but my cardio vascular system has taken a beating at the hands of Dominos and Chicken Cottage the past three years. I'm not changing my plan at all, I'm just gonna go at it with everything I've got and if I don't pass first time the RAF will just have to accept that I'm going to become a thorn in the rear end of their recruitment section until they put me into Gunner Training. Happy about it because it's at this point, where actually I can see myself failing before I get what I want and I still want it; for once I'm working toward something and instead of seeing obstacles as something to simply take as a stop-sign I'm seeing them as something I'm just going to have to beast to pieces, it proves to me that I do want this change in my life and that for once, I've found something I really actually want to have a go at career wise, instead of just stumbling about doing whatever suits my situation (I've always coasted through till here, this is the first time I've actually had to put in any sort of work for something really). Also happy because Finius gets aawwwwllll da wenches!

Today I'm happy because people posted here so I can post about being happy about these things: 1. Skyrim 2. I put together a nine week fitness program which'll bring me up to being able to run 5k/for thirty minutes solid, do 200 sit-ups, 100 press-ups, 150 dips and 200 squats, then I've got four weeks where I'm going to work on my running speed and then I'm ready to apply for the RAF, the application process will give me a further six weeks before physical to start working on some of the other things they make you do during training. 3. The snow has gone! 4. I got several awesome ideas for my modular loadout! 5. Just life in general is A-okay at the moment

You need something bigger...Preferably something that can be linked to the girl...Kidnapping their pets often leads to increased consistency too...

You've just described the female condition perfectly. Say one thing, do another and want neither. I have this problem sometimes too...Have you considered animal sacrifice coupled with a satanic ritual? I've found most women are very good at saying, doing and wanting the same thing** if you present yourself to them covered in the feces and blood of a slaughtered animal...100% effective... As for being superfit.....UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURGH... **That thing is probably a restraining order, but at least the sacrifice works in that it garners consistency...

I swear to God, the profanities that wish to break forth from my mind would affect the internet with such power that the entire thing would spontaneously combust should I let them slip. Screw student life.

You should probably try sacrificing some animals or something...

Superman it is I'm saying that right now whilst drinking coke by the can and eating Cadbury's fingers

That's alright then, I've had conflicting views, some say "Be super fit before you apply" others tell me "That's why everyone does basic", so I'm a little confused...

Wenches. So so many wenches. FIRST SKIRMISH OF 2012 ON SUNDAY. POW. DOUBLE HAPPY!

Just need to kill my fitness training for Regiment though I think... I'm still a bit podgeh

I was having a bad week, coming to the understanding that I've wasted three years of my life at uni. Then I talked my mum into not killing me if I dropped out and joined the RAF She has now simply stated that if the Taliban kill me, she will kill my remains.

It's Tuesday! Dominos do "Two for Tuesday"! And that means Finius is updating this thread with his latest purchase: Two large pepperoni passion pizzas!

I'm wasting my time trying to earn a decent degree from Cov Uni, their degrees are not decent and never will be. Thus, Finius is joining the Forces.

Looks like it's goodbye Coventry University for me soon That makes me ecstatic.

The second suckish thing is the front end

Your mother offends Satan, if you wish to curry the favor of the dark lord, she must be dealt with. Not that I encourage matricide...

Yes it does. Unless the lady you're after would prefer the gift of a cat...

I didn't even have to sacrifice any animals or anything this time

In the words of Professor Farnsworth, "I don't want to live on this planet anymore".

What HAS he done? I am unaware, but if I'm going to write to parliament and get you exiled to North Korea and have your name changed to Su Kin Pu, I can afford to stick a few more names on the list (and also think up more extremely silly stereotypical oriental names)

I'm happy because I went on a very lovely date today.

What Ed has done to his L85. The L85 is a thing of beauty in it's purest-aesthetic form. It needs no RIS. Would you superglue googly eyes onto the Mona Lisa? Macaroni pieces to the Sistine Chapel? Would you glue a fake mustache on the statue of David, how about giving him an elephant-man thong (the king that looks like an elephants face and makes trumpet noises when you squeeze the tip - not that I own one)? NO. So why would you attach RIS to an L85? Someone's gonna say "practicality" or "to accessorise", but this is far from the truth. What we have here, ladies and gentlemen, is a case of cold blooded, ruthless and frankly sickening rape. Ed has taken a pure virgin L85, perhaps the most beautiful weapon ever designed and has made it look like an aborted fetus that got slapped in the face by a shovel, admittedly some people might be into those sorts of things, but unfortunately, those people are as follows: Hitler, Charles Manson, Osama Bin Laden, Gengis Khan, Ted Bundy, John Gacey, Jeffry Dahmer, Pete Sutcliffe, Jack the Ripper, Ed. I'm going to go cry in a corner about this and then I'm going to write to some politicians or something...

Just as I fix my finances, the stupidity of my housemates brings all my careful planning and consideration down around me. Choices I now stand faced with: -Quit Airsoft -Sell my Lizard -Quit Photography -Quit Uni Nice.

Next time just send it to me.

Only a few hundred quid :/