Finius

Thank you sir! In additional photography news, I will be photographing a model for "Front" magazine later this summer!

Happy because it looks like my future may well lie in professional wedding photography. This is a good thing as I find it exceptionally easy.

eBay nobbers who buy stuff and then message you saying "I know you said in the sales page that you won't do this/you need this collecting by this date, but could you do this/have it collected after this date". If I wanted to waste my time I'd go find a local dog rescue center, cover my balls with marmite and drop my pants.

eBay people who waste hours of my time asking trivial questions about something I'm selling, only to turn round and say "okay, I'm glad I know all this stuff now, I'm going to buy someone elses thing though cause yours isn't the version I want, despite you telling me early on what version it was and me already knowing I didn't want it, before I started asking you stupid sh*t". Swear to almighty Thor that some people need slapping.

This is EVERYTHING that I am constantly saying is wrong with V2. It's about time everyone bows down to the superiority of V3.

I lol'd heartily. Didn't even see you'd posted this when I replied xD That's EXACTLY how I felt with Arma II.

Pretty much just bent HMRC over and made them my b***h; all my tax paid over the last year is coming back to me! It's only a couple of hundred quid, but hey! It's buying me a gun.

I'm happy because, well, birthday money. Enough for my Masada...Almost...

Not at all! Infact it's really very nicely balanced!

Forensic Investigations...It's such a shocking course that most people in the Forensics and Policing industries giggle when I tell them ¬.¬ Also, today I'm mad because I saw a MASADA earlier and I want it. This breaks EVERY rule in my book.

Redwolf were there. Also, coolest thing about Arms Fair was my being there! Didn't buy anything and spent the whole day in the kitchen, but I've already started saving for the next fair in October! Gonna have at least £500 for it, but probably closer to £1000!

Burning at the stake is a bit too merciful if you ask me... But then, I'm a forensics student I know all about the horrible thing some people do to each other >.< As for going AWOL for a few days; that just sounds like an awesome story!

I've turned it into a sexual predator

It came that way out the box All I added was the eotech And now, my newest toy! The ARES SVD-S

My SVD-S brings all the boys to the yard. That is all.

My latest additions to the collection: ARES G36c EBB w/ Element Eotech 552 Replica & EOLAD2: Scratch Build HK M4Ds (The "s" is for sexual) w/ Ironsights, Bipod Grip and XM40s Launcher. Still waiting on several parts to arrive, but looks the part mostly:

Lucky f**k. Stupid RAF not letting me in ¬.¬

It's looking like an SVD-S tuned towards the realistic Squad Support role as opposed to distance sniping Something a bit different for the people at the grange to enjoy!

Can't decide what my next project should be

I'm like the king of dissertation proposal writing.

My L85 had its first field outing in about six months today...It's a serious motherloving boss...

There's a difference between being British and taking it on the chin, and getting screwed over; I just with David Cameron would buy us all some lipstick, because I don't know about you, but I feel that as a people, we deserve to look pretty when we get f**ked... (Yes, I've been watching Southpark)

I like how you're getting on the spork hype. Awesome. As for me? My own bodyweight in quavers! Yes ladies and gentlemen! It's back to food for Finius!

Advisable if you are truly made of paper like your username suggests. That being said, how exactly is being a pirate a secure job choice for someone made of paper?

Fact, you's all know that any M4 designed by me would legit be sexually divine.