Finius

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I'm happy because I'm so goddamn awesome, that if you tried to comprehend how awesome I am, your head would explode because it would be too awesome. The explosion would also be awesome.

Take up Krav Maga. There's not masses of punching or kicking, but it's awfully nice to know that if anyone in the world tries to attack you or mug you, with any weapon, that they'll be dead before they know what happened. I had a month like that last month, as far as I was concerned I might as well be dead, but then I realised I'm funking (that's right, funking, we don't need to swear here cause we're ace) awesome. Chin up, we were all born winners.

Mornings. My ex fiance ringing me at 3am to express her jealousy that I went to see the musician that wrote "our song" without her. Silly arguments about ducks and rabbits and the difference between them. There is no difference, if shot and skinned etc, both constitute yumminess. Mornings.

Hi Nick. If your gun doesn't arrive, give me a shout. Keep everything in terms of emails, posts etc (screencap any public posts he has made now) and whatnot.

You can call me insane if you want The voices in my head call me insane sometimes, so I'm used to it

It's okay Ed, I know powerful people, I'll get you out (Y)

Dibs on your airsoft stuff if you get sent down for life for eating his still beating heart.

Finish work at 11:00pm, back in work at 6:00am

Fourteen hour shift, performed after only six hours sleep. Gotta be out the house in six hours. Not even close to sleepy, fml.

HTC Sensation XL. It's perfect. I'm glad I gave my iPhone away.

Little Chefs are poison. All I'm gonna say before I crawl off to go die in a ball in the bathroom....

I'd love to ring them, just till Vodafone sort themselves out I have no money for calling people either

Basically, eBay is confused. I have some 20inch square cardboard display-art from the launch of WoW Cataclysm (the MMO), eBay reckons that instead of trying to sell these, I'm trying to sell a WoW account, which is naughty and so it trying to block me selling them ¬.¬ No option, anywhere, in their ridiculous help system, is available for "you guys dun goofed"

eBay. A while ago I picked up some World of Warcraft art-boards from my local Game (they were ex-display and going for a steal, easily resaleable, most of the other stores binned them), I am now trying to sell them on the bay, but unfortunately cannot do so, because my square cardboard hang-able art pieces could be WoW accounts, levelling services or currency. No help option listed for this. Bloody idiots.

Today I bought a bag of crisps, a whispa and an orange flavoured hot chocolate on my way home from Uni (back to Lincolnshire to see the misses). I also purchased a steak bake and a chicken bake from Greggs. All were yummy. N.b. Before anyone says it. Yes. All I ever buy, is food.

Anything's good if it's a gift from the misses (b'awwww, Finius am all loved up) I'm not skirmishing till like, January now D:

AF-UK, why u no post the happies? Happy because the girlfriend (girl I mentioned above - like I ever saw that coming) sent me a mug with a picture of toast on, and damn do I love toast.

Saw the "Is it real" trailer earlier. There aren't enough tissues in the world to clean up after that... Not like I'm being crude or anything, I just genuinely redecorated Coventry with spooge because of the awesomeness...

Pikeys stole my ammo tin I was using it to chain my bike up outside the house and when I was out today they stole it (the bike was with me). It'd only got two broken up bricks in it :/

Don't get me started on money. I want everything. My airsoft list goes BEYOND`reason. You name it, chances are I probably want it (starting with that damn SnS vickers!). I'm working on some 40k stuff too, that's expensive. Then I need about £5000 of photography stuff (but I'm working on that).

Angered by the fact that my fajitas came out far less orgasmic than anticipated.

Paid £400 for a bearded dragon vivarium setup. The guys who set it up for me did it wrong. As a result, yesterday, my beardies vivarium heat lamp exploded and he was without heat all day, get home from work and he's half dead, was not a happy bunny in the slightest. Reptile shop got an earful earlier.

Soon as you go to bed...BAM! Bladder be trolling.

I'm happy because today I used my skills in photography to help someone realize they're worth something. That's more rewarding than any amount of artistic praise.