Finius

Airsofting Saturday night. Saw my ladyfriend today for the first time in a week. She missed the Finius lovin'. She bites though so I'm covered in love bites which sucks a bit, but whatever, it was totes worth it.

Fixed. Smoking isn't my bag! Dead cow though? Mmmhhmmmmmmm.

Some people are just so f***ing insensitive and stupid, best friends my arse. I want to punch someones heart through their damn spine atm.

Got the funds to skirmish this weekend.... Now to get the time off work!

Yeah, but you got lucky. My sister didn't.

More fun till you get hit by a lorry... But I have a MAJOR bug up my ass about motorbikes...

His name is Charlie

Getting a dog. Pretty f**king ecstatic.

G36c, Aimpoint, PEQ, Launcher, Grip, Tracer Mags. TM or JG Also, for those interested, it was Donner

I think I'm a very benevolent and fair tyrant overlord thank you very much!

Kebab and chips. GOD I WANT A G36.

Watching Bargain Hunt on iPlayer for the PS3. In HD. Am I ashamed? Not even a little bit.

I work at a Harvester. Checkmate. I'm happy because I probably have the coolest girlfriend in the world.

You sir, win a cookie for being incredibly accurate He gets more hours than me, doing an easier job than me, on a higher wage than me

You've just described most banks.

You know my list of forum people who need to feel the fire-like sting of my L85? The list Liam is on? You're on there too.

Male prostitute.

Rejecting Bacon, Sausages and Maltesers is basically like being a neo-nazi in my book. Just saying.

I may no longer be joining the RAF, but it'd be worth the train fare just to come whoop your ass for a day in order to curtail your blaspheming Finius is happy because he's got a ladyfriend.

Angry because I'm too intelligent and not aggressive enough for the RAF ¬.¬

6:30am exists. That is all.

Cam, I used to be a young retail-friendly airsofter like you...But then I took a university to the wallet. I'm going to give you one piece of advice re: choosing stuff to buy. BUY EVERYTHING. That is all.

SILENCE TESCO BAG B***H! I DEMAND THAT YOU ACCEPT TENDER AND INCORRECTLY SNIPPED COUPONS FROM MY P**S SOAKED HANDS! AND PACK MY MANY MANY BAGS WHILST YOU'RE AT IT! PACK MY PRODUCTS ALPHABETICALLY TOO! Also, can you please invent a cure for cancer, world hunger, war in the middle east and my pressing lack of airsoft money at the same time Seriously though, people are dicks!

The young lady in question DOESNT look like that at all though, and that's what makes me mad. She's gorgeous and it's not even rose tinted goggles, my mates just need a slap Liam, don't worry about results too much, my brother got a single E at A-level and is now earning a lot of money managing counter terror assets for airports across the country...

Some of my "friends" need a godamn slap. Who the hell is anyone to comment on my choices of relationship on the grounds they think someone isn't pretty enough for me. I never asked your opinion, I never wanted it, so how about you shove it up your rear. If I was as shallow as half the people I associate with I'd probably reflect upon it five years down the line and kill myself, outright kill myself, who the hell, in a mature state of mind has a go at someone because they're not good enough for me, as in, not even just quietly saying it to me, but actually saying it to them in an abusive and frankly hurtful manner. Anyone with half a brain knows that looks don't matter jack once you've hit puberty. So pissed right now.