Airsoft-Ed

I don't get it. Who is that guy?

I was just playing conquest on Metro and there was a total dick at C Base that had somehow glitched himself under the floor or something, but he could still shoot us. There was nothing my team could do about him, it was a total joke. Is this a known glitch that people are aware of? I've not seen anyone do it before today.

I resent that Nickolarse. My dad builds model planes so he has a garage full of electronic tooly stuffs so I asked him for some bits and bobs and voila, my MP5 lives! I have no local shops for stuff like this, nearest airsofting shop is over 40 miles away.

Happy =D I revived my MP5. Silly wiring issues are no match for me and my badass wirecuttersolderingironpliers skillz.

This is where mine are crap in comparison and I feel like a noob =[ http://battlelog.battlefield.com/bf3/soldi...180615170/xbox/ I've added you all as friends btw. Despite me being, I think, the only person playing on the Xbox lol.

Ok, thanks

I know I'll not be able to get it exact, I just want it to be higher than it is because it's so low that people don't seem to realise I'm hitting them and it's annoying the hell out of me. I just want to know if the stock internals will take the strain from a spring producing 50fps more than the stock spring without incident. I guess if Liam's was running at 360ish fps then it'll be fine. What spring do you think I'll need? An M120?

I want mine to be running at about 360ish fps, will I just be able to buy a stronger spring, or will I have to upgrade other stuff as well? It's running at about 310fps at the moment.

If I could find anywhere that just sold the rails then I'd be happy with that, but so far I've only been able to find the full front end set. But for £140 I don't think it's a bad deal anyway. But I know I'll run into some problem or other trying to put it on, because after all, I am me lol. I still think the M5 is the best looking M16 rail kit. If I'd bought my M16 instead of getting it from a swap deal I would've just bought the G&P SAM-R straight off the bat though, it looks frickin' awesome. I'm sticking to the standard pistol grip, I don't understand why people bother changing them tbh, most of the replacements are made by Fagpul and I think the stock pistol grips look the best anyway.

I want the G&P M5 kit for mine, but I'm utterly skint at the mo.

Don't get any of that on console =3 I've recently started playing again, I'm slowly building my K/D up to 2.00. I'm at about 1.88 at the moment, I started on 1.77 at the start of the week and currently I've got about 9400 kills to almost exactly 5000 deaths. So... 600 kills without dying... I can totally do that lol.

Why, what nazis are you aware of Finius? Aside from Mr. Douchebag Camoron...

I just noticed the "HEY CK FACE" haha, was that meant to be like a photo easter egg or something? Lol.

If you pay for the train then I might consider it.

I hate rice pudding. >:-( Edit: Also, the L85 just needed the connectors deoxidising, I could've done it myself, but I needed the wires cutting short so I could fit a lipo in the RIS and since they didn't have the time to sort the wiring out for me whilst I was at the shop, I had to leave it with them anyway. Nothing bad happened to it. The worst luck I've had was when my AEG M16 that I got from swapping my KJW R700 ended up being utterly crap and half dead despite the guy sending it saying that it was "Brand new and only skirmished once for half a day". He must've had the trigger held down with a 12v battery connected to it for that half day the teeth on the piston were so f*cked. But yeah, that wasn't anything to do with me, that was just the swap dude being a bit of an arse.

My dad's a driving instructor, I'm 21 this year and I still haven't even taken my test once haha. I have no motivation at all. Even if I pass I'll still have to wait until I'm 55 f*cking years old before I can afford a car or insurance, it's a f*cking joke. But that seems like an unfair reason for failing you. Every time I hear about anyone I know failing their test it's always for a completely stupid reason. I remember one of my mates failed because he was driving on a dual carriage way and someone cut him up, so like anyone else would he just continued on, but apparently you're meant to stop... WHAT THE HELL?! His instructor actually said he ought to have stopped in the middle of a dual carriage way because someone cut across him... How did we advance this far as a race, seriously? Some people just shouldn't be allowed to breed. I'm generally in a sh*t mood right now, everything seems to be falling down around me. I've been on Battlefield for about 20 minutes with a mate in a squad, which rarely happens and it was doing wonders helping me to cheer up, then my mum comes in and decides I have to do every f*cking thing imaginable and it took so f*cking long that my mate left in my absence. Also, for the record, I've never had a gun properly break down on me, ever. Pulling too hard and busting a wire could happen to anyone, I've never had any other problems, apart from my WE M16 in general, but that's because it was a fruit cake and I was a noob. Edit: As if to add insult to injury and ensure my mood only gets worse, the glass coaster my beer was on just got stuck to the glass when I picked it up, then fell off and smashed all over the floor... FML.

IT'S NOT MY FAULT! *Has a mental break down* Teach me, Finius! Ahaha. Seriously though, that could've happened to anyone. In the words of the worms from Worms Armageddon, "Leave me be."

I agree. Almost as ugly as S-Systems. Plus I'm not sure M4s can actually take folding stocks IRL. How does the buffer spring work...?

Huzzah for the RAF!

Argh! Just took the stock off my MP5 a little too ham-fistedly and ended up pulling the battery wire into two pieces That's another rewiring job that needs doing. On the upside, that might push me into buying a new barrel and hop rubber for it, meaning I'll actually be able to use it for woodland skirmishes. If only I had the money =[

This is something that would be more suited to the yet to be created sad thread. In fact, I'm angry at Finius for having not made a sad thread yet. But back to the matter at hand, I just went down to my local army surplus and he actually had an UBACS in MTP! I was omg-ing all over it. But despite it being a medium, it was absolutely f*cking huge. I think the army must think that someone with Chris Redfield's arms would classify as small. It didn't even come close to fitting me, waaaayyyy too big. =[ Also, all the other stuff he had didn't seem to fit right or be comfortable either, so I'm still going to be playing without any form of camo at all, other than my mag vest.

100 press ups? I've tried a program for that, it's impossible. Unless you don't mean all in one, like, 5 minute sitting?

Today in one of my seminars I get to build sh*t out of lego! My favouritest thing ever =] I'm super looking forward to going to Uni for once so it'd better not turn out to be sh*t... I know it will be, but I'll be optimistic about it all the same. I'll post again with an update on how it goes, 'cos I know you're all dying to find out.

I know, but there's a point where the fps can be too low for hop up to really help anymore and I thought 250ish would be roughly around that mark.

I tried it with .20s and .25s and got better range out of the .25s, which amazed me no end, as the gun only shoots at 315 with .20s. It must've been about 260 with .25s which is woefully poor for a full length rifle in my opinion, but it was hitting things at around 40 metres no problem.