Rogerborg

I swear, I do have an actual DWTSOT hi-vis, but it's not visible enough for me to find it.

I think you'd be hard pressed to find a retailer asking as much as £140 for a CM16 Raider, and with no option to post it. I was going to say that at least it'll come with a battery, but the chancer is asking another £15 for that. The fairest thing that you can say is that he's listed it as "used" rather than "as new" or similar delusions, and that it comes with a pretty collection of chrono cable ties on it.

No front sight to get in the way of your C-clamp.

I was going to have a moratorium this month as well, but £40 or so doesn't really count, right? Be honest, is there anything in that box that you don't already have three of?

It's a slow afternoon, so more out of boredom than burning desire, I've just ordered: My MP5K is already pretty barky, having a full sized V3 piston spitting 310fps+ out of a 110mm barrel. Might as well play to its strengths. The base layer is because I usually play in a wicking t-shirt but Mrs Borg gets sadface when I come back leaking hero-juice it's brown. Remember when "coyote" was "camel"? I guess coyotes are bitier and therefore manlier.

I'm calling school project. We didn't even get an incoherent SurveyMonkey to rant about.

I know, right? Suppressing fiiiiiiiire!

Is it school project time again? If you tell us why you're asking, we might be able to give more cogent information. In the meantime, have a paraplegic in a wheelchair... ... and a chap with muscular dystrophy who can pretty much only operate a joystick and a trigger. No problem, 6 wheeled offroad goddamn wheelchair tank.

It looks great, but it's peculiar that PatrolBase are selling it as semi auto but only 330fps. I'd have expected at least the option of buying it at over 400fps. At £360, I wouldn't want to be throwing any more money at it, or voiding the warranty by splitting the gearbox. No quick change spring? I'm not bagging on your choice, just curious about it.

Giving his advert a "funny" rating. I imagine that he picks fights with himself in the mirror, like a belligerent budgerigar.

Ohhhhh! I've just twigged, this is the angry young chap who used Just Cos insurance to buy his RIFs, instead of UKARA. I'm not sure that he's ever actually played airsoft. Given his rageaholism (he's been sending me "U WOT M8?" messages on the side), that's probably for the best. *PLONK*ed.

Ah, but you're missing something important: it's collection only. Jayzus, that is a new low.

One's a racial nationalist eugenicist who says ethnic minorities should get out of Europe, and the other's Hitler.

Blink twice if you need help.

You may want to verify that it's all in stock before putting your money in their pockets.

Not necessarily. He's not claiming that it's "new", just that it's never been skirmished. That could be true. He's omitted the information that it's an ex two-tone, but as a non-business seller is not obliged to disclose it. The pictures are clear enough. I'd call caveat emptor on that.

Um, a quick Googols suggests those may have glass lenses and are only rated up to 0.6J impacts. Have you test shot them?

'Kin hell, I hadn't even looked at the pictures, but there's horrid lines on it from the 2 tone removal. Poor gun, someone needs to rescue it.

£10 more than new retail, but on the other hand, he won't post it.

[Bookmarking this thread for after wine o'clock tomorrow]

Millionaire tells millennials: if you want a house, stop buying avocado toast.

I ran a blind spot mirror on my M4 in CQB for peeking round corners. Shocker, it actually let me look round corners. If it's stupid but it works, it's not stupid. Next on my must-have list:

Noice choice, they are so bling.