Rogerborg

http://i.imgur.com/phQ2es0.png DPD tend to be too efficient. I've had DPD Darren pull up outside my house and sit in his van while I'm playing with myself in the garage. When I went to ask him to handle my package, he got all sheepish and said he couldn't give it to me yet as he was early. But... you're here... I'm right here... Yeah, but Friend Computer won't accept the signature until... 3... 2... 1... OK, now you can have it. ... aaaand I've just realised that I checked "garage" on my UPS delivery, but I locked the garage door this morning after I'd got my bike out from sheer ingrained habit. Despite repeating "Don't lock the garage door tomorrow. Don't lock the garage door tomorrow. Don't lock the..." to myself all last night. So, OK, ineptitude, fair cop.

Can't be done, homes. Check out this memepic:

Huh, I didn't even know you could do that. I only see options for where they can abandon it at my house.

Please, please tell me that you're wearing the tail. 🐇

+1, I guess. I just ordered some bits, they came next day, 1st class as promised, and very well packaged. One of the few sites I've actually bookmarked and will definitely be using again.

£85 gun + "£200 on upgrades" = £300 gun? Airsoftarithmetic.

Which act, which section?

IIRC (and I may not), that technically only applies to airguns. Which is darn silly, but our projectile laws are a complete mess. Your first hurdle is getting your parents onboard. After that, I'd let them handle talking to the neighbours. Best of luck.

I think I'd be requesting that they take a credit card payment for the amount shown on screen, or my money would be going elsewhere. Hope you get it figured out and sorted.

But it wouldn't stop a real bullet. Having just had the lens shot out of my camera for the 2nd time in a row, I'm currently looking for protection solutions. Of course, it won't look like a real Drift Stealth 2 then.

"Hit! HIT! HIIIIIT!"

How high is that rail riser under the holo sight? 1"? Do you find it makes it easier to use the sight with (I assume) face protection on? Actually, looking closer, is that two layers of risers?

Are we using the same definition of inches, yards, and grouping?

5-mode strobe torch + rail mounts. Like this (not that actual one, but they all appear to be the same). Wow, it's pretty bright. And the strobe is decent. So, it's a half press of the switch to change modes, neat. Except... urrr. Every time I turn it off and on again, it also changes modes. So I set it to strobe, turn it off, turn it on... and get a slow SOS blink. No, not user error, it does it every time no matter how much or how little I press the power button. Back to Amazon with you. Suggestios for a multi-hundred-lumen 1" body torch with high beam and strobe modes toggled separately from the on/off switch would be gratefully received. Foregrip bipod. Actually only bought as part of an Amazon order to get the total over £20 for free delivery, because I'm just that cheap - I didn't particularly want the bipod part. Eh. But it's not that ergonomic as a grip either. And it's long, too long to leave on the gun while it's secured in my bag. Well, back you go too.

Don't talk tosh, go Monster Munch or go home.

That's very disappointing. Maybe their stock is only cheap when they have none?