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A man sees a sign outside a farmhouse: 'Talking Dog For Sale'....He rings the bell, the owner appears and tells him the dog can be viewed in the back garden. The man sees a very nice looking Black Labrador Retriever sitting there. "Do you really talk?" He asks the dog. "Yes!" The Labrador replies. After recovering from the shock of hearing the dog talk, the man asks, "So, tell me your story!" The Labrador looks up and says, "Well, I discovered that I could talk when I was pretty young. I wanted to help the government, so I joined the Garda. "In no time at all they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world drug lords, because no one imagined that a dog would be eavesdropping. I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years, But the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any younger so I decided to settle down. I signed up for a job at Dublin airport to do some undercover security work, wandering near suspicious characters and listening in. I uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded several medals. I got married, had a few puppies, and now I've just retired!" The man is amazed. He goes back into the house and asks the owner how much he wants for the dog. "Ten quid!" The owner says. “A tenner??But this dog is absolutely amazing! Why on earth are you selling him so cheaply?" "Because he's a lying cunt. He's never been out of the garden!"

Yeah, she's definitely getting a makeover! First task is to identify the make.

Cheapy from a mate. Not quite boneyard. Put some rounds through it, sounds like Zebedee from the Magic Roundabout. It's a project. Will chrono it before I start work on it, and hopefully the end result will be much better.

Went here for the third time today. Have had one good day here, and one BLEH! The bleh day was marred by a lot of people not taking their hits. Today I was going alone, last minute, and it's 15 minutes from my front door, so what the hell. Great day, everyone called their shots and great teamwork. So it's a bit hit and miss this site.

Just got home from Skirmish Wycombe. I've been twice before, once good once a bit meh. Today was bloody brilliant. I went alone, but everyone was in good form and having a great laugh, lots of great teamwork and more importantly everyone was calling their hits. There were a few "he didn't call his hit", but we all know that sometimes people think they hit but didn't, or the target genuinely didn't feel it. Marshalls were good, weather was good, overall a bloody great day. My KWA TK45 performed beautifully, her first time on the field. I managed to lose my pistol mag, but a marshal found it, thankfully. It's only 10/15 minutes drive from my house, so I'll be going again. Hopefully that one not so good day I had there was an anomaly, though I know the site gets some iffy reviews.

I reckon there's enough crossover for you lot to be interested in the festival I help organise. Road to Ruin was the UK's first, and still the largest, Post Apocalyptic themed event, and we're back this July A music festival based around Post Apocalyptic themed vehicles. We have the UK's largest (And possibly in the world) Post Apocalyptic themed legal road run. We are now in our 4th year (Technically 6th, but Covid cancelled the last two festivals). You can see highlights from previous years, including the road run on our youtube channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCorjudMSS5DDWqLjhnz3z9Q Photos of some of our models, vehicles, and event photos on instagram: https://www.instagram.com/roadtoruinofficialuk/ And of course, our facebook: https://www.facebook.com/roadtoruin2017 Tickets available through our website: https://www.road2ruin.co/

I Literally went "OOOOH" when I saw this.

Very happy hippy. That is sexy af mate.

Damn that's pretty.

Well, if we're necroing.... I've got loads of ink, here's some of it.

Awesome reply, thanks a lot No Face I'm good cheers mate 🙂

Talk to me about your KWA TK45, what battery do you use? Have you changed the fuse at all? Any issues with the gun at all? I'm picking one up this weekend and I've not owned a KWA rif before. I know the TK45 can take an 11.1v, but have heard it's better to run a 7.4. Anyone have any knowledge to share on this one?

I don't know if I should be worried or aroused. It'll be two of us. I'll DM you when I get paid to sort our places. Looking forward to putting some faces to names.

Splendid. I'll just check if a mate wants to come, then I'll DM you details later this week

Is this open to all forum members? It sounds like fun.

Merry Christmas to me.

I suspected as much. Thanks @Samurai

Hey all. So, I got this gun as part of a deal, second hand. After some google fu it seems to be an ASG Urban Sniper. Cheap entry level bolt action rifle. I have NO IDEA how to go about making this thing better. I know the general idea, better spring, hop, tight bore inner, air seal etc. What I don't know is what will fit in this gun. Any advice would be very much appreciated. Thanks!

The Thick of It is also a frighteningly accurate portrayal of the political world.

I gotz no ukra that ok yeh???

Bad photos in any kind of sale make me scroll past regardless.

I know what you mean. There's a disturbing amount of camo and molle in my wardrobe. No idea how it got there 😏

I imagine this level of dickhead isn't too fussed about who he's selling to either.