Cannonfodder

That's the reason I got one. Mine came without any batteries, instructions or traser bbs so I don't know if it actually works or not

As I understand it for aegs barrel length has bugger all, if any, affect on fps.

So I got bored and decided to tart up the kurtz

I doubt Ronnie Biggs made enough to improve that

Add a spring mechanism so when he opens it, it fires out a load of glitter.

At 370 rounds a mag that's 4440 rounds so hardly out of the box

Yep, and with the bullshit they pull I doubt I ever will

I'm burying a halloween skeleton in a shallow grave under my patio. Should be funny for the next guy who digs it up in 30 years

I didn't get 2 games out of mine. It jammed more than Bob Marley before the piston ate itself. I ended up whole gearbox from the cyma it replaced in it. Luckily the body has been rock solid For me it would have to be Best: MY SADF M83 chest rig. Cheap, comfortable and holds everything I need securely. Of all the bits of load carrying kit I've picked up over the years, it's the only one I find myself going back to Worst: A&K M249. Heavy, pot metal parts which would break and totally unreliable. Glad I got rid of it

An Aer Lingus flight took off from Dublin to New York, when not long into the flight the stewardess nervously came onto the intercom "Ladies and gentlemen, I'm extremely sorry but the catering company have made a huge mistake" she said. "120 people are on board, but they only gave us 80 meals, so we've decided anyone who gives up their meal to a hungry person will drink for free for the rest of the flight" Several hours later she came onto the tannoy again "Ladies and gentlemen we are now approaching New York, please fasten your seat belts and return your seat to the upright position, by the way, we've got 80 chicken dinners here if anyone's hungry"

He's got every right to be pissed off. Chronoing with any weight other than what is used in game is fucking stupid and pointless as it achieves nothing, apart from making the site owner look like a twat. To me it's like getting a speeding ticket just because your car can go over 70, not because you did. What has happened in the past to cause the site to introduce this stupid policy?

Doc: you really need to stop masterbating Me: why? Doc: because this is the waiting room and you're upsetting the receptionist

Ah, fair enough. I didn't see that

I'd like to see evidence of his fps claim. Every review I've seen says they do about 240fps with a 0.2g bb

One of the best hangover cures around

I haven't been for 14 years and don't intend to for several reasons. The main ones being: Cheating. The amount of people ignoring hits is rediculous, especially on the Sunday. The "safe zone" didn't feel that safe. I saw hardly anyone clear their guns before leaving the game area and the number of people walking round with the safety off and a finger on the trigger I'm surprised there hasn't been an incident yet. Yes the mags were out, but that doesn't mean there isn't 1 up the spout. Cost. 2 days of mediocre (at best) for double the cost of 2 normal skirmish days is a piss take Camping. There's always at least one dickhead who won't keep the noise down or thinks it's funny to set off a bfg in the early hours of the morning. That, or a subtle admission that, despite all those years in the hobby, they're unwilling or unable to run a half decent game As I understand it this is due to peat soils which can easily catch fire and spread underground As for their booking closing at midnight, both times I went they were supposedly fully booked but were still taking money and allowing players to just turn up.

I'd hold fire (pun intended) on buying upgrade parts till you have used the gun a few times. This way you'll know what, if anything, needs improving

A prime example was at a fancy dress game I watched a mate dressed as spiderman sneak up on a couple of guys and get within 10 yards of them. Neither of them knew he was there till he shot them

Shit, I was expecting a midly amusing story not that

Good camo always comes second to good fieldc raft so I wouldn't worry about that too much. When it comes to ppe most sites recommend full face protection (but it's mandatory for under 18s). Those who just wear glasses or goggles accept the risk of loosing teeth. I've seen a few people wear gum shields but they tend to be a minority

You can't post that and leave us hanging. We need to know more I'd be surprised if it wasn't a case of him having to put out a statement to keep the whining pc brigade happy.

It certainly was, although I don't miss paying up to £30 per magazine as the cheap Chinese stuff wasn't around