Shamal

Haha. Anything goes......

Two friends meet in town. "Helloo der Patrick" says Mick. "Helloo yerself den Mick" says Patrick. "Whats dat in yer bag den?" says Mick. "Its doughnuts" says Patrick. "Ahh now,to be sure I'd love a doughnut"says Mick. "Well now den Mick"says Patrick "if you can quess how many doughnuts are in dis here bag den I will give yerself da both of dem so I will" Mick concentrates and beads of sweat appear on his forehead. "Bejesus dis is a tough one but I tink tis tree" He Says. "Dats close enough to be sure"says Patrick as he hands him the bag. P.s names have been changed to protect identities.no resemblance to persons living or dead. Terms and conditions apply. Please read small print. P.p.s I had better get a like for all that work! ?? Regards

I just wasted 3mins of tinnie time reading that(yep I'm a slow reader) but it was worth it lol. P.s who has the ban hammer?

Like it lol

Groan!! ? Ooo. Sorry Hatfield he's new! Lol

Its a funny ol world. Two men arrested in Portsmouth last night. One was drinking battery acid! And the other was eating fireworks! Police charged one and let the other one off.......... ?? Regards

Nearly fell for that one!! Lol

I've given that a laugh but I have to admit it may be deeper than I think? Help me out, I know there is some profound meaning lol ? Regards

Haha. Now there's a name to remember.

My Chinese neighbour told me he has opened a crows shop. I think he means clothes shop. Anyway I think I will pop down and have a rook... boom boom.?? Regards

Bloody hell man! Minus eight. Hope you have heated gear. Dont drop anything,it will shatter.lol ❄❄? Regards

That looks ok.you wont need glasses with that ? Regards

Sorry mate, as @witchcraft58asays, appreciate the work involved but I have to go and lay in a darkened room now.lol Just my opinion. I suppose I'm too old for change now.?? Regards

Been playing Crysis on p.c. Not played it for years. Still great game though. Regards

Yeah me to. Been last five years. Great fun. Hope this is sorted before August! Regards

I once knew a geezer who was the cousin of a woman whose husband was the brother of a man who delivered milk to an old dear whose sister knew a friend of Shaun Connerys window cleaner.? No substitute for Connery. It's like Heinz tomato sauce up against Lidls gloop! ? Regards

UPS =Unprofessional Pillocks Society

Look out @GAMBLE.competition. lol ??

Hi ya. ? My thoughts are;do you really feel confident opening it up to do work? It doesn't sound like you have done a lot of mech work.I could be totally wrong for which I apologise. ?? Regards

Those two are crap! Never hit anybody.? Regards

Which means.....?

No rhyme or reason!? Bit like suck it and see... Regards

?that's the way I run. Viper all the way. Great gear for the money? Regards

C'mon I know it's a personal/private mess but dish the dirt lol ? Regards Yeah it will never grow old.always worth chucking in now and again. Regards