Finius

Group score of 83 on my RAF aptitude test. Only person in the whole group that passed the test today. Interview on Monday. LIKE A BOSS.

A dog is a best friend, big-finiusly-man-love to help you feel better cause it's always s***t when you have to put a pet down

5th/March/2012. My printer has met it's end at the hand of spontaneous combustion. It now resembles the toxic sludge that I always dreamed it could be, truly a miracle has been performed...But wait...Why is this in the angry thread? Why doesn't this fill Finius with the joy that only a child who has discovered a devious method to drive his parents insane whilst still getting a furby and new pokemon cards can experience? I hear you saying "is he confused", "is he mad", "is this the end of the world", those are all valid questions. I'm sure I may well be confused and I may well be mad, and I also always suspected that the end of humanity would be something I'd have a hand in, but those things, my friends, are NOT what is causing me to post here, oh no. I'm genuinely angry. I am filled with rage, right down to the core of my blackened, hateful heart, for nature has done something (or perhaps it was an epson conspiracy), that has violated the above, most sanctified and wonderful event of my printer exploding and dying in an orgy of fiery gooeyness. Like a fresh mother who has had her newborn child ripped from her arms and taken forever, I too have suffered a world-shattering injustice, one that will scar my mental wellness forever. "What is it?" you ask me, as if you could understand the pain, as if you can pretend to know what it is that may well be the thing that ruins me. I will tell you, but you can never understand this misery that now faces me. The f***ing thing's melted itself into my desk, kind of in the same shape as the trollface. Not only this, but the goo also spread across the desk and onto my RAF Get Fit Guide. Printer is evil and wants me to be fat

He's in London iirc (it also says on his profile). Clearly the southerners are intimidated by his manly manliness. Happy because last night I found out I can run 5k happily if I don't mind getting sweaty.

Too. Many. Women. HOW DO I CHOOSE? D:

I'm happy because Karma is a bitch. Never screw with Finius *laughs maniacally*.

Pictures! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD! PICTURES!

Nick, on account of not wanting you to feel left out, please explain to me how your ed/liam gun destruction thread would work; i.e. what exactly we're meant to document there and I will oblige thee as I am the King of Off Topic and despite ruling with an iron-fist, I am also a man of compassion, mercy and benevolence. Also I feel sorry for you because everyone is very excited about killing you

The Australian government logo has an emu and a kangaroo on. This fills me with joy.

Google "airsoft mosfet" That is, exactly what you want. As for the body, check out wgcshop in asia, if it exists or has existed, they'll have it on their site.

Not gonna lie, the Hub smells like aids. *grumpy*

WHY WAS THIS PERSON AT OUR STUDENTS UNION WITHOUT MY PRIOR KNOWLEDGE. I was gonna post here, but now my days smells like aids.

Touche. I'm happy because I just found a friend her funding for her masters degree, and also because pancakes.

You mean to say that, you, as in, Ed, fixed something? My God, this is the first sign of the apocalypse

My friends do not appreciate the sheer manliness of blasting "Now that's what I call Disney" as loud as I can on the home-cinema-system whilst rocking out on Pokemon Yellow and eating S'mores Pop Tarts. Edit: In my underpants and nothing more - just to clarify the manliness of the situation.

I, am happy, nay - ecstatic! All I will say, is that until you discover what Candorel, Cinnamon and Greek Yoghurt combined is like, I will consider you an inferior being.

The DBoys SPR pistol grip feels awesome! And it looks weirdly wonderful on a standard rifle.

People who think nazism was okay, has been okay or even worse, is okay. It's not their views, it's their condition. Why isn't the government doing something to help these people, it's not their fault they were born with a disability and can't think with even a slight sense of rationality.

Fine, no rice pudding, but you're still coming for the spoon yeah?

I cite the issue of the L85 and some other gun you sent off sometime However, seeing as you are clearly distressed right now, I will simply offer the following piece of advice; how about we stop talking about YOU being a fruitcake noob And you come to Coventry (on the train, driving is for losers anyway) and we spoon romantically, like two long-separated lovers caught in an eternity? In my back yard? In my tent? With rice pudding? Possibly also cowboy hats.

Once is chance, twice is bad luck, every damn time you touch a gun, that's just you being special Today I'm angry because My Protein are taking AGES to email me back

All he does is abuse them, every time he posts about it, I die a little inside, so yes, exasperated would be accurate. Out of the 50+ AEGs I have owned during my airsoft career, only two have beaten my repair skills and I'd say over half were either repaired or modified several times (most were bought broken). A beta spetz where the previous owner has used a modelling knife to carve out bigger holes for the bearings and my very first AEG; a beaten up CYMA AK47s. Both simply went in the bin/got sold for parts. Finius doesn't send away, for he is a master airsoft weaponsmith and always will be...

Please stop working on your guns. Send them away, send them to me, I don't care what you do, just stop punishing them.

DOUBLE THE HAPPY, SAME ROCK-BOTTOM PRICE! BAM! FINIUS, YOUR NUMBER ONE STOP FOR THE PROVISION OF ALL HAPPY. Just eaten half a kilo of prime rump steak for breakfast. Also, the RAF list Airsoft as an official sporting choice on their applications. They do not list paintball - that it seems only qualifies as an "interest"

We'll see Dev. I'll either pass or they'll get used to seeing me as regularly as possible I'm doing this, doesn't matter how hard it is. Minor setback today actually. Buying quavers and penguins to eat one of each a day in massive bulk is NOT a good idea (needed to add in 200cal a day somewhere). Dieting is my one poor point with regard getting fit, I like to munch; after Friday I'm going to change my diet plan so there's NOTHING like the above with any amount of fat or carbs in (I'm basically doing a bodybuilding version of atkins for a few weeks). I need stuff in that's harder or at least less appealing to eat really...