Finius
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Everyone in Essex is freaking out over some Brazillian spider found in some bananas. It's 'the worlds most venomous' - but it won't kill you, oh no...It'll give you a nine hour boner!
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Which if left alone and doesn't go away, can result in said boner being sliced open and drained, or lopped off to avoid blood poisoning or something.
So not only is it the most venomous spider in the world but it can result in the loss of your manly bits.
I think the hysteria is fairly justified tbh.
But then again, it is in Essex... So a few locals losing their man bits probably isn't such a terrible thing for the gene pool lol.
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