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Airsoft-Ed Grand Master

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Happy because I visited The Stan Urban Sheffield yesterday and it was literally like being a part of a 6 hour long SAS killinghouse drill.

 

i.e. Mothereffing awesome. It's like a derelict factory that time (and health and safety) forgot! Because it is!

 

The only crap thing is that when a smoke grenade goes off, it never leaves, so my throat feels like spiders made of razors have been dancing in it all night - I'm very ill.

The other thing is that I didn't have a torch and towards the 6pm End X, I could hardly see my hand in front of my face lol.

 

However, this has prompted me to buy an MP5 flashlight hand guard sooner than I was going to. Or at least, once I can, I have £60 in my account right now...

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Going to Reading Festival in August! :D

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But I'm not paying.

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Maltesers are horrible.

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Reading Festival good, Malteasers, bacon and sausages bad?

 

Are you completely mad, man?!

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Maltesers horrible WHAT this has turned into the arguing thread.

 

Maltesers are the best chocolate you could find in the world around perfectly made magic crunchy stuff...

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Maltesers are awful. I hate them. They make my mouth all dry and horrible, they crunch, and they're similar to biscuit covered in chocolate.

Bacon and sausages are worse though. To be honest, I can't even explain why, I just dislike the taste of them.

 

Reading's the best festival this year, I usually go to V Festival and didn't fancy missing out completely this year.

The only down side is that it's the same weekend as the National Airsoft Event.

 

It still can be a happy thread.. somehow?

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Maltesers are awful. I hate them. They make my mouth all dry and horrible, they crunch, and they're similar to biscuit covered in chocolate.

Bacon and sausages are worse though. To be honest, I can't even explain why, I just dislike the taste of them.

 

Reading's the best festival this year, I usually go to V Festival and didn't fancy missing out completely this year.

The only down side is that it's the same weekend as the National Airsoft Event.

 

It still can be a happy thread.. somehow?

 

I may no longer be joining the RAF, but it'd be worth the train fare just to come whoop your ass for a day in order to curtail your blaspheming ;)

 

Finius is happy because he's got a ladyfriend.

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Why would you want to do that!? What have I done wrong? :(

 

I'm rather unhappy as I just managed to spill Sprite everywhere, and in an attempt to stop it, I knocked the glass on the floor.

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That's karma getting you back for saying maltesers are horrible :P

 

Hmmm lets start another argument in the happy thread...

 

I love marmite

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MARMITE!!!

That stuff is like sh*tting in a lift, wrong on so many levels.

 

Its as though someone thought "Oh i know, what if when that beer keg is empty i try eating some of that tar like residue that smells bad as its bound to taste nice" f*ck marmite.

 

Why would you want to do that!? What have I done wrong?

 

You spit at sacred foods, the one who rejects holy halal maltesers must be made an example of.

 

That is all

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Marmite's also horrible..

 

There are quite a lot of foods that I don't like, that then make people say "What? How can you not like that!?".

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I'm Happy because i broke up with my X just before X Mas and just found out shes pregnant but it xcould be 3 different guys who all want to kill her because they thought it was exclusive... did they get it wrong but my friend had his 18th this sat gone and i missed a chance to pull because surprisingly i have the ability to negate all effects annd so began looking after everyone. But i just asked her friend two get me her Number so i can ask if she wants to meet up... just have to work out Tea And coffee at starbucks or a movie with her and maybe some friends. damn i thought i was a pro at dating i feel like im 13 Again lol

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I've just landed the EASIEST and best paid job in the entire universe at Sheffield Uni, I can't actually believe they employ people to do it it's so easy, there's got to be a catch or something... Aside from the fact that it's only for 4 months.

 

But assuming there isn't...

 

Very very very happy right now.

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I've just landed the EASIEST and best paid job in the entire universe at Sheffield Uni, I can't actually believe they employ people to do it it's so easy, there's got to be a catch or something... Aside from the fact that it's only for 4 months.

 

But assuming there isn't...

 

Very very very happy right now.

 

this job is....

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this job is....

 

I simply have to walk around all the campus buildings and check all the electronic equipment in all the rooms, just switch it on, run a few programs to make sure it works, switch it off, move onto the next one etc etc. If one doesn't work, I just have to inform the technical people and leave them to deal with it.

 

The rooms are on a timetable so I know when they're available, I'm not kept under surveillance or anything, it's a no-obligation temp job. I can say I'm not coming in and they can say they don't need me, but assuming it's continuous for the whole 4 month period:

 

15 hours a week, £7.32 an hour until the end of July.

 

I think I might save up for this year's arms fair lol.

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I simply have to walk around all the campus buildings and check all the electronic equipment in all the rooms, just switch it on, run a few programs to make sure it works, switch it off, move onto the next one etc etc. If one doesn't work, I just have to inform the technical people and leave them to deal with it.

 

The rooms are on a timetable so I know when they're available, I'm not kept under surveillance or anything, it's a no-obligation temp job. I can say I'm not coming in and they can say they don't need me, but assuming it's continuous for the whole 4 month period:

 

15 hours a week, £7.32 an hour until the end of July.

 

I think I might save up for this year's arms fair lol.

 

You know my list of forum people who need to feel the fire-like sting of my L85? The list Liam is on? You're on there too.

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Why is Ed on that list?

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