Hubert

Aye, my mate's cadet unit was promised that they'd be getting H&K's L98A2 cadet rifle 'next year'. He was told that for 4 years, and it still hasn't arrived. I'll believe cadet units getting MTP when I see it with my own eyes Paperpirate, that is a great looking loadout. Would love to see colour photos if possible. How long has it taken you to get all the kit?

Why must all my computers and internet die? It isn't like I'm looking at anything 'interesting' ( ), I'm only using iPlayer and writing essays! YAAAAAAAAAARGH! I. HATE. ELECTRONICS! *cue Homer Simpson-esq rage, attacking both my laptops with an umbrella* Also - a Masada Finius? Bad Finius, bad! Put it down! Remember the purity of the L85 - it has no rails!

Flat's internet has gone and buggered itself. Just my flat though, everyone else is fine Need internet to do my revision for my first 3 exams next Thursday (that's another thing, what type of berk puts 3 essay writing exams on the same day, with no frakking break?). God knows when my net will be fixed. If at all. Most likely after my exams. I really want to kick something. Or someone. Thank god my flat mate showed me how to.. err... 'borrow' her boyfriend's wifi. But that ain't perfect, it conks out every 20 minutes, so it's useless for revision.

What's the ARES G36 like? You used one in a game yet? A new P229 (LWA were selling 'em cheap), which has already been polished. The Swiss-arms bipod which is currently clamped around my L85-Carbine's barrel. My L85 not a train, therefore it has no need for rails

Rails? Who needs rails? I'm not a train, so I don't need rails Cheers mate, good sign that I haven't created a complete abomination @juni0r, I really like the tan on your S-System. Something about it looks really good.

That's one nice looking G36 Batcow And now, time for something completely different (*Monty Python theme starts*) Also known as, "I play on BF3 too much"

I know that feeling. 24 hour service my arse. It's not like I'm asking them to send Edinburgh to me, just the parcle in Edinburgh...

OOh yay, double post... Xbox Live & Game. How hard is "I'd like to buy 3 months of Xbox Live" to understand? Instead, get given 2100 MS points which according to MS, "I redeem the code as normal, and then select XBL as an option to buy" Only - that option doesn't exist. So I've just bought £17's worth of MS 'money'. Which I have no need or use for, since I already have about 15 quid's worth already, and have absolutely no intention of buying any new DLC. And this isn't the first time GAME have buggered up my XBL either... From the staff I've come across, I'm honestly not surprised the company nearly failed.

Cheers guys Now, for a full family photo. I want to do more work to the P226, but I'm not sure what. Should I polish the lower-front of the slide (like the X-FIVE), or the full slide-grip serrations? (like the P229) I tempted to make it look like the X-FIVE, but I'd like some opinions first.

Very nice looking set up Boro. Never seen the Spectre on a G36 before. Just finished the metal work on my X-FIVE. Pretty darn happy with it now. All I need now is a BuyMore uniform, NSA badge and a few more magazines, and my loadout based on Casey from the TV show Chuck will be ready...

@Ed - must resist urge to buy L85 & RIS. Must resist urge... But then, I suppose I'd have the entire SA80 family. No, must resist urge... I forget which one I am, can I enter the contest? I think that's my favourite photo of the group (or half of the group) to be honest.

The administration and departmental office at uni. The phrase "couldn't find their arse with both hands and a map" comes to mind, quite often.

I played BF2 since 2007. I really enjoyed all of it, and still happily say my favourite game is the complete BF2 collection. I'd still be playing it, as well as 1942, BFBC1/2 and 1943 had EA not screwed over my account in 2011. Am I a CQB fan? Not really, it just reminds me of MW2, hyperactive kids jumping around holding the trigger down. BUT - the CQB elements of Grand Bazzar have given me some of the most intense, amazing firefights I've ever played in an FPS. I am looking forwards to what's pretty likely going to be infantry only games, seeing as how I've only ever seen 1 IO game on the 360, and it wouldn't let people join it. Armour Kill (when it gets released) will probably be the complete opposite of this, with mass vehicle combat.

http://www.battlefield.com/battlefield3/1/close-quarters New DLC. More importantly, L86 LSW in game. And it isn't a complete abomination, unlike MW2 and MW3's version. And it has a 552 Holo. So... I can play BF3 with one of my airsoft loadouts This DLC looks brutal, over the top and bloody. Where do I sign up?

A junior member of staff had been bullying me. After 4 months, and a particularly vicious attack in front of my entire tutorial group, enough was enough, I complained 2 weeks ago. He is no-longer allowed to teach anyone, and for the moment, is under investigation. Also 3 people have been arrested in connection with the attempted murder of one of my best friends. I found both of these things out today. *Happy dance*

I don't know why, but I'm imagining you speaking this in an exasperated way, like Desmond Lewelyn as Q in the classic Bond films...

I, my flatmates, and the lovely girls of the flat opposite us are very likely going to be lumbered with a hefty fine and a cleaning bill. There are stains on the floor, doors and there's a strange smell lingering in our 2 flat's corridors. ... No, nothing fun or interesting happening. We're getting blamed for egging our own flats. Some cretin took offence to one of my mates calling security because said cretin was throwing ICE balls at his window at 3AM on Sunday. So he and his mates returned with eggs, full fat milk, and one of those tubs of garlic-mustard sauce you get at pizza-takeaway places. And rubbed them over our doors and carpets in the hallway. Why the hell would we egg our own flats? The flat stinks and I'm going to get money taken off me.

Currently unable to sleep at a sensible time, for the past 3 days I've been awake long after 1AM. Also, looking at CK's L85, I now find myself compelled to buy an L85. Dam it, I already have the LSW and carbine!

I have the best flatemates/friends. Took me out for my 19th yesterday. I can't remember much of it (yay, drinks!), but I do know I had a great time. Also, the present they got me is brilliant. Unlike my flatmates, I didn't leave any subtle hints of what I wanted. So I genuinely had no idea what they'd get me. Due to my tea addiction, I half expected a tea pot. Instead, they got me a massive Airfix kit. They know me so well

For no apparent reason, it's killed itself. Whenever I turn it on, I get "a disk read error occurred" messages, despite what I do, so I've booked it in for Toshiba to either fix it, or burn it and send me a new one (not my preferred option to be honest, considering all my degree work and photos stored in it).

For every bad word I've said about Parcle fArce, all is forgiven. Dear lord, UPS are driving me mad. How difficult is it to pick up a freaking parcel? 3 days of my life I've wasted trying to get this god-awful company to collect my knackered laptop, and 3 days they've failed to manage it. This isn't include the weekend, or the 2 other days I spent trying to arrange them to pick it up. It seems that the UPS guys in London have yet to manage the art of opening a door or ringing a doorbell...

My laptop decided it didn't want to live anymore. I'm now without internet, I have no music, no games and can't watch my dvds. For 2 weeks, minimum. Boy university life is fun. It's also a right royal pain in the rear to get the infernal thing collected by UPS, since I live in a flat. Seriously peeved right now...

KJW P226, Viper pistol lanyard. Used them yesterday - worked brilliantly.

Finding out that the theme song from The Big Bang theory is a lot longer than the 20second clip from the show's intro. Finding out that I can legally download this. Joining up with a big group of mates from the B&C 40K forum, and playing Space Marine on the 360 with them. Such a great laugh. All really helping me get over some recent unpleasantness.

Bit of a work in progress... Still need the fancy SA80 ACOG mount, but it's getting there