Cannonfodder

This. Just-cos is a load of bullshit made up by a certain shop as a get around to sell rifs to anyone. As for the insurance it offers, anyone who needs it shouldn't have access to rifs as its insurance against being a dumbarse and doing things you shouldn't be doing.

My front light on my bike came with a horn which sounds more like a rape alarm so I'm thinking of talking really quietly so they turn up the volume on their headset before setting it off right next to the mic on my phone. Normally I would just do this but they disturbed my sleep and I'm feeling vindictive

I would agree but I doubt they've got the warmth, depth or ability to provide pleasure

Right, I need the help of the hive mind to fuck with a scamming piece of shit. I'm working nights atm and I just got woken up by some absolute turd claiming to be from O2 about my phone. To cut a long story shortI didn't fall for it but they're supposedly calling back on Tuesday afternoon. I despise scammers at the best of times, but messing with my sleep is like touching the USA's boats so I'd like your help with suggestions on how to fuck with them.

Why buy new when you can get it here for the same price?

It might be a bit far but South Herts Airsoft between Hemel Hempstead and Kings Langley are looking into midweek games of there's enough interest. A whole day too, rather than just in the evening like most midweek games

What do you get if you cross human DNA with goat DNA? Banned from the petting zoo

Tbh I'm finding that I don't carry primers on me as much any more as quite a few cqb sites are putting restrictions on the number of bangs you can use in a game I just saw this in the description Magnetic primer remover lifts the fired primer out of the chamber. Is there iron or steel in there? The ones I've always had are copper so I wouldn't expect a magnet to do anything. Also I just tend to tip the primer holding bit over and let gravity do the work

This times a million. I don't know of any other industry where manufacturers can make a product which doesn't work or will break within 6 months and get away with it. Imagine buying a brand new car knowing you'll have to strip and rebuild the engine the moment you get it home from the dealership

Not just any shotgun, a desert eagle shotgun.?

Or pay a tenner less https://www.patrolbase.co.uk/we-eu17-gen-5-gbb-pistol

Welcome back to the madhouse. I can't really help recommending a tech, but if the aegs have only been sat for a year or two it might be worth just plugging in a new battery to see if they're ok. No point wasting money on repairs if they aren't necessary.

I use a little sealable plastic bag stuffed in the tub from a kinder egg

Not to different to over here.

I'm guessing the hole in the middle is how it attaches to the gun, perhaps using a qd stud. A few more pics would probably help

Don't forget the racist rants

I'd guess groups claiming to represent airsoft would post to faceache as that's where they have the biggest audience. Unfortunately though size isn't everything (stop giggling at the back). I'd rather spend time on a smaller forum like this where the quality of information is higher, than the average airsoft group on social media which are full of morons who think they know everything

I like the way that they're saying they helped even though the judgement had bugger all to do with their "help".

Bloody hell is it still whining?

I would like this but I'm afraid it'll mean I'll have to buy you dinner and flowers??

An apology wouldn't have the bit about assuming we're both male

No, you just tried (and failed miserably) to disguise another childish insult as an apology

And sexist too. You're really not helping yourself here

You really are stupid aren't you. You wouldn't post asking if we're a couple if one of us was female