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Pretty simple..you'll get it once it starts up.

 

I play airsoft.

 

But why?

 

(one of you answers, then the next answers why and again, and again...etc.)

 

it could possibly be the most shiz game in history, or the best, i have no idea, just thought of it now :P

 

-Zakaria

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Because I am as manly as Chuck Norris, as sexy as Barney Stinson, as awesome as Maverick from TopGun (IT'S TIME TO BUZZ THE TOWER! and as tacticool as Solid Snake or Sam Fisher (MGS or Splinter Cell).

 

But why?

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Because you we're orribley imbread by several differenct action heroes at different points in time

 

But Why?

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Because the superheroes were not good enough, and needed to create Finius, the ultimate solution to all the world's problems.

 

But why? (I like this game, it helps me to lower my ego down :P)

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All the superheroes had been destoyed by a Tsunami/hurricane/tornado/[insert natural disaster]/earthquake/geazer/light showers with some sunshine/hail/blizzards (you get the point)

 

But Why?

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Because Bear Gyrls (that's right, pronounced girls, f*** da police, I do what I want!) was jealous because he wasn't as good as Ray Mears. So he decided to wipe out all the manly men, just so people would stop calling him femenine just 'cause of his camel-urine fetish.

 

But why?

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Because Bear Gyrls (that's right, pronounced girls, f*** da police, I do what I want!) was jealous because he wasn't as good as Ray Mears. So he decided to wipe out all the manly men, just so people would stop calling him femenine just 'cause of his camel-urine fetish.

 

But why?

 

Because he only ever spent 1 month in the special forces

 

But Why?

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He fell out of a helicopter *tool*

 

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Someone put a banana on the floor

 

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for the LOLs

 

But Why?

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Because making Bear Gyrls fall out of a helicopter and hopefully smash his face on the floor amuses the Finius' of the world.

 

But why?

 

(This seems almost cyclic).

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he got born wrong!

 

But Why?

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Because hospital people don't like fake survivalists who like to drink camel wee for laughs, then drive back to their 5* hotel.

 

But why?

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That is indeed th equestion!

 

But Why?

 

(sorry have to break this loop)

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Because it was colonel mustard in the conservatory with the candlestick

 

But Why?

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Why the F**k do you think he was?, he was going to kill Mario

 

But Why?

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Because a stupid Italian plumber should never have become even a billionth as famous as he did for eating magic mushrooms and jumping over clouds!

 

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we was quite obviously high!

 

But Why?

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Because he couldn't sit through another minute of a bear grylls TV show without being too damn high.

 

But why?

 

:D

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Because he was fed up with the cycle!

 

But Why?

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Because Bear Grylls in this topic is turning into Top Gear on Dave.

 

But why? (Like we don't already know... *Glares at Finius*)

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FINIUS DID IT, FINIUS DID IT!!!!

 

But Why?

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Because Finius has LLB st.1 legal training that makes him part lawyer that in turn makes him evil

 

 

But Why?

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