MZKaleem Posted August 30, 2011 Share Posted August 30, 2011 Pretty simple..you'll get it once it starts up. I play airsoft. But why? (one of you answers, then the next answers why and again, and again...etc.) it could possibly be the most shiz game in history, or the best, i have no idea, just thought of it now -Zakaria Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supporters Finius Posted August 30, 2011 Supporters Share Posted August 30, 2011 Because I am as manly as Chuck Norris, as sexy as Barney Stinson, as awesome as Maverick from TopGun (IT'S TIME TO BUZZ THE TOWER! and as tacticool as Solid Snake or Sam Fisher (MGS or Splinter Cell). But why? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nickona Posted August 30, 2011 Share Posted August 30, 2011 Because you we're orribley imbread by several differenct action heroes at different points in time But Why? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supporters Finius Posted August 30, 2011 Supporters Share Posted August 30, 2011 Because the superheroes were not good enough, and needed to create Finius, the ultimate solution to all the world's problems. But why? (I like this game, it helps me to lower my ego down ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nickona Posted August 30, 2011 Share Posted August 30, 2011 All the superheroes had been destoyed by a Tsunami/hurricane/tornado/[insert natural disaster]/earthquake/geazer/light showers with some sunshine/hail/blizzards (you get the point) But Why? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supporters Finius Posted August 30, 2011 Supporters Share Posted August 30, 2011 Because Bear Gyrls (that's right, pronounced girls, f*** da police, I do what I want!) was jealous because he wasn't as good as Ray Mears. So he decided to wipe out all the manly men, just so people would stop calling him femenine just 'cause of his camel-urine fetish. But why? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cam-the-airsoft-sniper Posted August 30, 2011 Share Posted August 30, 2011 Because Bear Gyrls (that's right, pronounced girls, f*** da police, I do what I want!) was jealous because he wasn't as good as Ray Mears. So he decided to wipe out all the manly men, just so people would stop calling him femenine just 'cause of his camel-urine fetish. But why? Because he only ever spent 1 month in the special forces But Why? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nickona Posted August 30, 2011 Share Posted August 30, 2011 He fell out of a helicopter *tool* Buy Why? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supporters Flynn567 Posted August 30, 2011 Supporters Share Posted August 30, 2011 Someone put a banana on the floor Buy Why? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nickona Posted August 30, 2011 Share Posted August 30, 2011 for the LOLs But Why? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supporters Finius Posted August 30, 2011 Supporters Share Posted August 30, 2011 Because making Bear Gyrls fall out of a helicopter and hopefully smash his face on the floor amuses the Finius' of the world. But why? (This seems almost cyclic). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supporters M_P Posted August 30, 2011 Supporters Share Posted August 30, 2011 Because he's retarded. But why? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nickona Posted August 30, 2011 Share Posted August 30, 2011 he got born wrong! But Why? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lil airsofter Posted August 30, 2011 Share Posted August 30, 2011 cos the hopital people didnt like him, but why. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supporters Finius Posted August 30, 2011 Supporters Share Posted August 30, 2011 Because hospital people don't like fake survivalists who like to drink camel wee for laughs, then drive back to their 5* hotel. But why? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nickona Posted August 30, 2011 Share Posted August 30, 2011 That is indeed th equestion! But Why? (sorry have to break this loop) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supporters Flynn567 Posted August 30, 2011 Supporters Share Posted August 30, 2011 Because it was colonel mustard in the conservatory with the candlestick But Why? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nickona Posted August 31, 2011 Share Posted August 31, 2011 Why the F**k do you think he was?, he was going to kill Mario But Why? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supporters Airsoft-Ed Posted August 31, 2011 Supporters Share Posted August 31, 2011 Because a stupid Italian plumber should never have become even a billionth as famous as he did for eating magic mushrooms and jumping over clouds! Buy why? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nickona Posted August 31, 2011 Share Posted August 31, 2011 we was quite obviously high! But Why? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supporters Finius Posted August 31, 2011 Supporters Share Posted August 31, 2011 Because he couldn't sit through another minute of a bear grylls TV show without being too damn high. But why? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nickona Posted August 31, 2011 Share Posted August 31, 2011 Because he was fed up with the cycle! But Why? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supporters Airsoft-Ed Posted August 31, 2011 Supporters Share Posted August 31, 2011 Because Bear Grylls in this topic is turning into Top Gear on Dave. But why? (Like we don't already know... *Glares at Finius*) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nickona Posted August 31, 2011 Share Posted August 31, 2011 FINIUS DID IT, FINIUS DID IT!!!! But Why? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supporters Flynn567 Posted August 31, 2011 Supporters Share Posted August 31, 2011 Because Finius has LLB st.1 legal training that makes him part lawyer that in turn makes him evil But Why? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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