Supporters M_P Posted May 30, 2011 Supporters Posted May 30, 2011 Anyone got any good ones? Let's have em! On a side note, any racist or the like ones will be reported- keep it clean What did zero say to eight? You're belts on too tight I should be a comedian
Supporters M_P Posted June 3, 2011 Author Supporters Posted June 3, 2011 Surely one of you 58 laughed at that, quite frankly ingenious joke?
MZKaleem Posted June 3, 2011 Posted June 3, 2011 i only just got it...no. just no. Say Red really suits you! "Idiot this shirt isnt red, what are you? COLOURBLIND?!" No im not colourblind *pulls out pistol and fires* *Blue splat on wall* NOW I SHOULD BE A COMEDIAN!
SheriffHD Posted June 3, 2011 Posted June 3, 2011 well, im going to take a guess and say that the reason more jokes arnt being posted, is due to the fact too many people on here must have a sense of humor which would make Frankie Boyle blush(myself included) so cheap kids jokes wont work so well
Airsofter123 Posted June 5, 2011 Posted June 5, 2011 Don't know if this counts but... made me lol anyway http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1VVOH7Ep_8w...feature=related
MZKaleem Posted June 5, 2011 Posted June 5, 2011 I have a joke...you guys ready, it is seriously funny. JUSTIN BIEBER! (Actually im sure he is cool, his musics a joke though) REBECCA BLACK!
sarni307 Posted June 5, 2011 Posted June 5, 2011 I can honestly say I have never wanted to punch someone as much as I do bieber!!!
MZKaleem Posted June 5, 2011 Posted June 5, 2011 I have a better joke! Bieber beating Sarni in a punch up
MZKaleem Posted June 5, 2011 Posted June 5, 2011 actually sarni, I had a dream, where PEOPLE WERE GOOD AT SINGING FFS! Sarni: Hard man to brown man, Hard man to brown man. Zak: I hear you hard man, whats your status, over Sarni: I have Beaver in my sights, do you see Rebecca Black, I repeat do you see her? Zak: no, no, no, WAIT I see a girl *Adjusts scope to 12x zoom* I see her, on 3? Sarni: 1... Zak: 2... Sarni+Zak: 3! *BOOM* Hi five!
AF-UK Founding Member Deva Posted June 5, 2011 AF-UK Founding Member Posted June 5, 2011 This topic is a joke
Hubert Posted June 5, 2011 Posted June 5, 2011 Hey guys, I've got a joke. Modern Warfare 3 *followed by Peter Griffen like laugh I'm not a fan of family guy, I just think the laugh is suitable for this joke
craig Posted June 5, 2011 Posted June 5, 2011 if just heard ths awsome song Well everybody's heard about the bird Bird bird bird, the bird is the word everybody's heard about the bird Bird bird bird, the bird is the word
sarni307 Posted June 5, 2011 Posted June 5, 2011 actually sarni, I had a dream, where PEOPLE WERE GOOD AT SINGING FFS! Sarni: Hard man to brown man, Hard man to brown man. Zak: I hear you hard man, whats your status, over Sarni: I have Beaver in my sights, do you see Rebecca Black, I repeat do you see her? Zak: no, no, no, WAIT I see a girl *Adjusts scope to 12x zoom* I see her, on 3? Sarni: 1... Zak: 2... Sarni+Zak: 3! *BOOM* Hi five! i take it was a wet dream?
Supporters M_P Posted June 6, 2011 Author Supporters Posted June 6, 2011 Definitely ... Fixed. On a side note, it must have been a dream, to far from reality
MZKaleem Posted June 6, 2011 Posted June 6, 2011 A mate just told me... the lesbians next door gave me a rolex for my birthday i think they misunderstood me when i said want to watch. HAHA ROFL
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