Supporters M_P Posted May 30, 2011 Supporters Share Posted May 30, 2011 Anyone got any good ones? Let's have em! On a side note, any racist or the like ones will be reported- keep it clean What did zero say to eight? You're belts on too tight I should be a comedian Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supporters M_P Posted June 3, 2011 Author Supporters Share Posted June 3, 2011 Surely one of you 58 laughed at that, quite frankly ingenious joke? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MZKaleem Posted June 3, 2011 Share Posted June 3, 2011 i only just got it...no. just no. Say Red really suits you! "Idiot this shirt isnt red, what are you? COLOURBLIND?!" No im not colourblind *pulls out pistol and fires* *Blue splat on wall* NOW I SHOULD BE A COMEDIAN! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SheriffHD Posted June 3, 2011 Share Posted June 3, 2011 well, im going to take a guess and say that the reason more jokes arnt being posted, is due to the fact too many people on here must have a sense of humor which would make Frankie Boyle blush(myself included) so cheap kids jokes wont work so well Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wølf Posted June 4, 2011 Share Posted June 4, 2011 ^^^ what he said Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Airsofter123 Posted June 5, 2011 Share Posted June 5, 2011 Don't know if this counts but... made me lol anyway http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1VVOH7Ep_8w...feature=related Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MZKaleem Posted June 5, 2011 Share Posted June 5, 2011 I have a joke...you guys ready, it is seriously funny. JUSTIN BIEBER! (Actually im sure he is cool, his musics a joke though) REBECCA BLACK! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sarni307 Posted June 5, 2011 Share Posted June 5, 2011 I can honestly say I have never wanted to punch someone as much as I do bieber!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MZKaleem Posted June 5, 2011 Share Posted June 5, 2011 I have a better joke! Bieber beating Sarni in a punch up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sarni307 Posted June 5, 2011 Share Posted June 5, 2011 Don't get me started on about how hard i am again Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MZKaleem Posted June 5, 2011 Share Posted June 5, 2011 actually sarni, I had a dream, where PEOPLE WERE GOOD AT SINGING FFS! Sarni: Hard man to brown man, Hard man to brown man. Zak: I hear you hard man, whats your status, over Sarni: I have Beaver in my sights, do you see Rebecca Black, I repeat do you see her? Zak: no, no, no, WAIT I see a girl *Adjusts scope to 12x zoom* I see her, on 3? Sarni: 1... Zak: 2... Sarni+Zak: 3! *BOOM* Hi five! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AF-UK Founding Member Deva Posted June 5, 2011 AF-UK Founding Member Share Posted June 5, 2011 This topic is a joke Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MZKaleem Posted June 5, 2011 Share Posted June 5, 2011 Nooo, Marcus is a joke Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supporters M_P Posted June 5, 2011 Author Supporters Share Posted June 5, 2011 Are you challenging me!? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MZKaleem Posted June 5, 2011 Share Posted June 5, 2011 So what if i was blud?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hubert Posted June 5, 2011 Share Posted June 5, 2011 Hey guys, I've got a joke. Modern Warfare 3 *followed by Peter Griffen like laugh I'm not a fan of family guy, I just think the laugh is suitable for this joke Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
craig Posted June 5, 2011 Share Posted June 5, 2011 if just heard ths awsome song Well everybody's heard about the bird Bird bird bird, the bird is the word everybody's heard about the bird Bird bird bird, the bird is the word Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sarni307 Posted June 5, 2011 Share Posted June 5, 2011 actually sarni, I had a dream, where PEOPLE WERE GOOD AT SINGING FFS! Sarni: Hard man to brown man, Hard man to brown man. Zak: I hear you hard man, whats your status, over Sarni: I have Beaver in my sights, do you see Rebecca Black, I repeat do you see her? Zak: no, no, no, WAIT I see a girl *Adjusts scope to 12x zoom* I see her, on 3? Sarni: 1... Zak: 2... Sarni+Zak: 3! *BOOM* Hi five! i take it was a wet dream? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MZKaleem Posted June 6, 2011 Share Posted June 6, 2011 possibly... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supporters M_P Posted June 6, 2011 Author Supporters Share Posted June 6, 2011 Definitely ... Fixed. On a side note, it must have been a dream, to far from reality Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MZKaleem Posted June 6, 2011 Share Posted June 6, 2011 A mate just told me... the lesbians next door gave me a rolex for my birthday i think they misunderstood me when i said want to watch. HAHA ROFL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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