Liam Porter

Ritual sacrifice.. It'll be on the news some time next year that he actually followed all of your advice seriously. Anyway, how about some advice on this one; Overcoming shyness?

Eh. It's slipperless anyway.

Not physically, that'd be silly, not sure I could manage to stand in front of myself..

I'm just getting in the way of myself again.. It's spelt "emotional" by the way.. Why not get XXL then?

Me .

That's what I'm doing now, just wanted to get a 1km+ headshot before I work on the L96..

1341m headshot - M98B!!!

I said roughly 1300m, the nearest objective to the enemy was 1300 something metres away and he was to the side of it.. And yeah M98B + 8x scope & bi-pod. Was laying on the ship sniping towards C. Never used the EOD bot, only really used Medic/Assault and Recon classes. How do you get the L96? I want it, with silencer and bi-pod - then I can pretend I'm airsofting and feel good about 100m shots :L

I need to do that too.. my phone's also a common victim, getting thrown across the room!

Flooding the common room with Tesco Value coke today. Was somewhat amusing..

It's Origin that's crap and annoys me, not the game though. If EA are making DICE use Origin, then I blame EA. And yeah true, it is just a game, and I actually got some coursework done today.. :L

Finally working. I don't take back what I said about EA. ~1300m kill, not a headshot though

EA should give up with Origin. It doesn't work properly, is a bad idea, and will never even begin to compete with Steam.

Good,they need to hurry up. I hate EA.

I can't even play at all. Try to log in to Origin but get this message, "Your Email, Origin ID, or Password is incorrect." But I can log into BattleLog on my browser fine, see all the servers, see that people are playing them, yet I can't even play!!

I'll have you know I looked amazing. Blended in very well.

Nutster, are you going in fancy dress?

I know.. I guess I'll just have to be on the blue team.

I can't. I can barely scope while standing..

There is no but above my head.. but the bit above my head probably will.

Obviously a Christmas Cracker. Not a present Nick. And I'm sure I'll have fun, getting caught on every branch, getting shot every 10 seconds..

ROFL!! It says "PULL MY CRACKER... HARD!!". Only just read it :L

My latest loadout. First use tomorrow - let's see how effective it is.

Ducks and rabbits are not the same thing. And socks are much more suited. They're more flexible on the feet, a tighter fit to keep warm, and there are thick and thin ones available for different temperatures. And for outside wear, there are trainers and boots - which are also much more suited to the environment than slippers.

Bugs bunny is not a duck. Therefore socks are perfectly fine.