scorpia4 Posted September 25, 2013 Author Share Posted September 25, 2013 Changing a womans burst wheel. even got a peck on the cheek by the smoking hot blonde, unfortunately her boyfriend was also in the car. What kind of useless fud can't change a tire?! He must be useless Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TacMaster Posted September 25, 2013 Share Posted September 25, 2013 Spent an hour in the rain chopping firewood without complaining. MANLY. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoBald Posted October 1, 2013 Share Posted October 1, 2013 Trimmed my beard with an axe... I then Split TacMasters firewood whilst reading a Charles Dickens novel, because he cut it too damn big! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TacMaster Posted October 10, 2013 Share Posted October 10, 2013 Logs too big for tiny baby stove, yes? In Soviet Hampshire, comrads heat hovel with fire in grate, not with little Western man's log stove! ---INSTRUCTION FOR MAKE OF SOVIET FIRE--- Chop tree down from local comrad's woodlands Shoot Kalashnikov into air to make tree gods happy Cut tree into firewood Douse with lend-lease gasoline Set fire ????????????? SOVIET PROFIT!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unrustle_Thine_Jimmies Posted October 10, 2013 Share Posted October 10, 2013 Can makings into confirmation. Have been report by actual soviet,me. yes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
two_zero Posted October 11, 2013 Share Posted October 11, 2013 Didn't shave. Everyday, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clumpyedge Posted November 5, 2013 Share Posted November 5, 2013 dutch oven-ed the mrs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scorpia4 Posted November 6, 2013 Author Share Posted November 6, 2013 Shaved. Didn't use foam, moisturiser or any of that pish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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