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Changing a womans burst wheel.

even got a peck on the cheek by the smoking hot blonde, unfortunately her boyfriend was also in the car.

What kind of useless fud can't change a tire?! He must be useless :D
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Spent an hour in the rain chopping firewood without complaining.

MANLY.

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Trimmed my beard with an axe...

 

I then Split TacMasters firewood whilst reading a Charles Dickens novel, because he cut it too damn big!

 

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  • 2 weeks later...
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Logs too big for tiny baby stove, yes?

 

In Soviet Hampshire, comrads heat hovel with fire in grate, not with little Western man's log stove!

 

---INSTRUCTION FOR MAKE OF SOVIET FIRE---

 

Chop tree down from local comrad's woodlands

 

Shoot Kalashnikov into air to make tree gods happy

 

Cut tree into firewood

 

Douse with lend-lease gasoline

 

Set fire

 

?????????????

 

SOVIET PROFIT!!

  • 4 weeks later...

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