Finius

Uh oh...

The thing is though, it's black gay muslim hippie blood that they get on their uniform most of the time, and that's yano, bleedier than straight white christian blood. I mean if someone's gonna get that all over you, after you have the good manners to beat them half to death for having the stuff in the first place, well then they deserve to be charged (after all, as an officer of freedom and peace, all you're trying to do is get said blood on American soil where it'll beco...

**become purified and burst into a thousand eagles draped in the stars and stripes...)!