Far from a millionaire, though am a millennial. And incidentally, avocados are grim.
Im just genuinely curious. It pops up a lot in airsoft circles. I dont imagine you mean anything beyond a figure of speech, but the vehemence some seem to use the term with has me perplexed.
And absolutely. Only eat it if it had a face. In fact, cook the face (Beef cheek! Oh yes!).