Supporters Airsoft-Ed Posted May 10, 2012 Supporters Share Posted May 10, 2012 Black Books is probably the greatest sitcom of all time, it is epically quotable and obviously hilarious. So yeah, if you love it, let's post quotes! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geoffreym Posted May 10, 2012 Share Posted May 10, 2012 nope, coupling series 2 is the best Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hubert Posted May 10, 2012 Share Posted May 10, 2012 "She thinks I'm some kind of reclusive genius! She'll be really disappointed when she finds out that I'm really a reclusive w**ker!" Yes. I love it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supporters Airsoft-Ed Posted May 10, 2012 Author Supporters Share Posted May 10, 2012 nope, coupling series 2 is the best Coupling is also awesome, Jeff is one of the best characters ever. I love his song... Jeff *Watching sex tape of Susan* "Susan, susan susan susan, susan" Susan comes in, Jeff stops singing: "Aren't you going to finish your song?" "...I've forgotten the words" xD "She thinks I'm some kind of reclusive genius! She'll be really disappointed when she finds out that I'm really a reclusive w**ker!" Yes. I love it. I quote it on an almost daily basis lol, my favourite episode is when they house sit for Freddie and drink all his expensive wine. "How much did you say the wine cost?!" "Seven... Thousand pounds..." "Well I've got £3.50! What have you got?!" haha. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supporters Flynn567 Posted May 10, 2012 Supporters Share Posted May 10, 2012 You can buy The Little Book of Calm lol http://www.play.com/Books/Books/4-/338992/...urlrefer=search Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geoffreym Posted May 10, 2012 Share Posted May 10, 2012 Coupling is also awesome, Jeff is one of the best characters ever. I love his song... Jeff *Watching sex tape of Susan* "Susan, susan susan susan, susan" Susan comes in, Jeff stops singing: "Aren't you going to finish your song?" "...I've forgotten the words" xD same here, my favorite jeff quote, "are her panties between wispy and a trick of a light?", "yeah you can quite easily swallow 3 at once" had me rolling on the floor Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheHalfLizard Posted May 12, 2012 Share Posted May 12, 2012 Well to be honest, after years of smoking and drinking, you do sometimes look at yourself and think...you know, just sometimes, in between the first cigarette with coffee in the morning to that 400th glass of corner shop piss at 3am you do sometimes look at yourself and think...this is fantastic. I'm in heaven. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supporters Finius Posted May 12, 2012 Supporters Share Posted May 12, 2012 Black Books is what every bookshop should be. I would pick my favorite quote, but that's like picking a favorite BB out of a hi-cap mag... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supporters Airsoft-Ed Posted May 14, 2012 Author Supporters Share Posted May 14, 2012 Don't make me laugh... Bitterly. Fran will fail, you will toil your life away and I will die, alone, upside down, on the floor of a pub toilet. It's just... Hey, another quote "Solid gold Manny, this is solid gold" "...He lives..." "This'd better be good Manny, this'd better be perfect" "He lives... In... A... BOTTLE BANK!" "Oooh hoo hoo, BRILLIANT MANNY, keep going" "His best friend... Is... A... PANDA!" "NO! NO! CHILD POISON you, stay away from the story" xD Or when Manny runs away and Fran's asking how she can find him and Bernard goes, "Well you could become a terrible accident and happen to him" It just is the funniest show ever, to the point where reminiscing about it, is as enjoyable as actually watching it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supporters Flynn567 Posted May 14, 2012 Supporters Share Posted May 14, 2012 Manny: Let's get ready to PAR.. Bernard: DON'T YOU DARE USE THE WORD "PARTY" AS A VERB IN THIS SHOP!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supporters Airsoft-Ed Posted May 14, 2012 Author Supporters Share Posted May 14, 2012 If you need anything, just shout... Mannymoo! ...Would you like to explain, before I turn you into A MOO CORPSE?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supporters Flynn567 Posted May 14, 2012 Supporters Share Posted May 14, 2012 I love the bar under the table lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supporters Airsoft-Ed Posted May 14, 2012 Author Supporters Share Posted May 14, 2012 I'd forgotten about that. "There was a little man!" "There was a little man - That's the code?" "No, the guy had a little man in his hair, I got distracted!" "Well the little man in MY hair is getting, very, very angry. What are you talking about?!" "He had a subbuteo player in his hair, I don't remember the code" "So what we have here, is a highly sophisticated security system that doesn't let anyone in, or out, of the shop?" "Yes... We'll get used to it!" "HOW WILL WE GET USED TO IT!??!" Ahahaha, I could literally quote this show until I ran out of sentences from the episodes to quote. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheHalfLizard Posted May 22, 2012 Share Posted May 22, 2012 Hmmm, stay here with you and watch the thermometer or go to Frans flat and watch the walls. What an impossible decision. I guess I'll just have t flip a coin and hope it somehow explodes and I die in the blast. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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