Giraffe

Hi, don't let my username fool you - I'm actually a red ruffed lemur. I used to take care of the hire guns and general repairs at a Midlands airsoft site until we got shut down for animal labour violations. In my spare time I like tinkering with guns and posing for photographs for idiots with 10-year old DSLRs.

The sign says "Do not touch", but give me a stroke... it validates my existence.