Div82 Posted April 24, 2016 Share Posted April 24, 2016 Hi New to the forum but been playing airsoft in and around Essex for last few years. Mainly play over at airsoft plantation. Looking at branching out the sites I visit this year. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Head Moderator Jedi_Master Posted April 24, 2016 Head Moderator Share Posted April 24, 2016 Welcome You will find lots of useful information contained on the forum, plenty of help and advice as well as off topic posts. It is the home of quick wit and repartee. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supporters ImTriggerHappy Posted April 24, 2016 Supporters Share Posted April 24, 2016 Welcome It is the home of slow wit and retardation.Jesus Jedi you on the sauce tonight your spellings awful, but I fixed it for you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest PT247 Posted April 24, 2016 Share Posted April 24, 2016 if you like large numbers of people to shoot, check out Dogtag Airsoft - Holmbush nr Gatwick, had nearly 200 players last game day! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest PT247 Posted April 24, 2016 Share Posted April 24, 2016 Welcome You will find lots of useful information contained on the forum, plenty of help and advice as well as off topic posts. It is the home of quick wit and repartee. Two brothers. One's a dullard (slow or stupid person), the other is a master of quick wit and ready repartee. Dullard goes to the circus one night. The clowns come on asking for a member of the audience to assist. Dullard bro puts up his hand and gets picked. CLOWN: I say, I say, I say, are you the front end of an ass? DULLARD: Durrr No! CLOWN: I say, I say, I Say, are you the back end of an ass? Dullard: Durrrrrrrrr No! Clown: Then you must be NO END of an ass! The crowd errupt - laughter and kids throwing bits of crap at Dullard (who is very unhappy). Dullard goes home and tells his brother (master of quick wit and ready repartee) what happened. He is very unhappy and his brother agrees to attend the circus with him the following night. The next night both brothers are there and the clowns come on as usual and ask for a volunteer. The master of quick wit and ready repartee puts his hand up and is picked. Dullard brother sits in eager anticipation. CLOWN: I say, I say, I say. Are you the front end of an ass? Master of Quick Wit and Ready Repartee: Nooo CLOWN: Are you the back end of an Ass? Master of Quick Wit and Ready Repartee: Noooooo Clown: Then you must be No End Of An Ass!!! Audience laughing their pants off.... Dullard brother is waiting in quiet anticipation... Master Of Quick Wit And Ready Repartee waits for the audience to silence, then says..... FECK OFF, YOU RED NOSED TW@T! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supporters Sitting Duck Posted April 25, 2016 Supporters Share Posted April 25, 2016 if you like large numbers of people to shoot, check out Dogtag Airsoft - Holmbush nr Gatwick, had nearly 200 players last game day! JJJJJEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ that isn't a skirmish - that's a f*cking invasion in my book Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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