£109m on the Euromillions Tonight - What's Your First Airsoft Purchase

If we’re going down the site route then I’d by a big ass industrial building with woodland all around it have multiple themed games running in multiple gamezones on multiple floors and it would be fully equipped with tac gear and guns and all free to who ever wants to play only thing I’d do is have off site parking and a shuttle bus to the site , then sit on the door as the players came through go “name ?” They reply “Joe blogs” to which I reply “”enter and enjoy your self” and so on until “name ?” And they reply “nobby McNobber” to which I reply “ I know you , your a right Canute fluck off your not coming in !” AND they have to walk back to the car park .??? 
vindictive but oh so much fun !??

 
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Buy a village with lots acreage (abandoned of course), buy armoured vehicles then open it up and re-enact -insert battle here-. Or start my own harem of beauties.
 

At least these are the options I would give to the missus and I suspect I know which she would allow me to do haha 

 
A JOKE but if this truly offends then mods please remove

A Jewish/Scottish/extremely careful with his money (delete as required)

man goes into the synagogue/church/place of worship (again delete what offends)

and prays. "O Lord, you know the mess I'm in, please let me win the lottery."

The next week, he's back again, and this time he's complaining...

O Lord, didn't you hear my prayer last week? I'll lose everything I hold dear unless I win the lottery."

The third week, he comes back to the synagogue/church/place of worship (again delete what offends),

and this time he's really desperate.

"O Lord, this is the third time I've prayed to you to let me win the lottery! I ask and I plead and still you don't help me!"

Suddenly a booming voice sounds from heaven...

"Benny, Benny, be reasonable. Meet me half way. Buy a lottery ticket!"

sorry if this offends but I think it is a little amusing

I've given options and if somebody is still offended

ah bollocks, lighten up

 
Sitting Duck said:
A JOKE but if this truly offends then mods please remove

A Jewish/Scottish/extremely careful with his money (delete as required)

man goes into the synagogue/church/place of worship (again delete what offends)

and prays. "O Lord, you know the mess I'm in, please let me win the lottery."

The next week, he's back again, and this time he's complaining...

O Lord, didn't you hear my prayer last week? I'll lose everything I hold dear unless I win the lottery."

The third week, he comes back to the synagogue/church/place of worship (again delete what offends),

and this time he's really desperate.

"O Lord, this is the third time I've prayed to you to let me win the lottery! I ask and I plead and still you don't help me!"

Suddenly a booming voice sounds from heaven...

"Benny, Benny, be reasonable. Meet me half way. Buy a lottery ticket!"

sorry if this offends but I think it is a little amusing

I've given options and if somebody is still offended

ah bollocks, lighten up
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I am offended actually.You could have put this in my 'tell us a gag' thread lol.

Like it though ?

Regards 

 
I think I would hire a couple of dozen traffic wardens in full work attire.

I would give them a 15 minute head start on the greenops site completely unarmed. I would hunt them down and let em have it full auto while shouting "Thats for 3mins overstay"and "Too far from the kerb eh"not to mention "Front wheel touching double yellow" 

When they had all been hit we could do it all over again.Oh what fun we would have?

A further benefit would be that I could at last get some fuckin' hits!!

?

Regards 

 
Sod airsoft I’m buying a party villa and will party like there’s no tomorrow. Of course it goes without saying there will be a lot of entertainment to go and I’m not talking laser tag. Muhahahahha

 
AlphaBear said:
Sod airsoft I’m buying a party villa and will party like there’s no tomorrow. Of course it goes without saying there will be a lot of entertainment to go and I’m not talking laser tag. Muhahahahha
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Haha

 
Oh I forgot to mention a party plane a party boat and what the hell a party bus too. ??‍♂️

 
View attachment 71590Somehow I feel like this is a worse feeling than actually losing, seeing as it was a pitiful win that didn't even cover the cost of my 4 tickets haha.

Getting my hopes up. Making me click the drop down arrow.

Bastards.

 
I would love to create a site of trench warfare a maze of trenches and pill boxes. With the ability to close off/open sections as needed 

 
The first airsoft thing i buy is two more game days to get a defence, after that it is a trip to a couple of shops with a select individuals saying 'help yourself'.

As to the actual toys.....

 
Would try and buy Cramond island, complete with ww2 bunkers and have it as a site, causeway access and cut off by high tide!

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cramond_Island

then a couple of holiday homes in countries I would like to play in

Hong Kong & L.A as starters

Finally just straighten my bloody life out ?

 
In the unlikely event I received a decent lottery win beyond what I'd invest on adulting, I'd have to say that I'd finish off my British Army kit and my Russian kit. This would include picking up a couple of WE L85's (one SUSAT and polymer handguard config and the other DD rail config), a GHK AKMS and I'd also go so far as to look at either picking up a GHK/TM GBBR M4 to convert into an M16 or go down the route of picking up a WE M16 with M203 (and handguard), gut it and replace the inners with R/A Tech parts for longevity.

Beyond that it would be rounding out kit for longer events and my camping kit in general.

 
The wife says if I won that sort of money I could play Airsoft at least once a month.

 
I'd get a new house and build a proper armoury so I could store all the new shiny toys I'd get after, and a dedicated pickup truck for airsoft days.

Another option would be to buy a plot of land and make my shooting range with an obstacle course.

 
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