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So here I am.... A bit pissed but I was wondering,if a zombie apocalypse happend would it be woth shooting the scabby twats with your airsoft rifle,pistol,grenade?
I reckon if they've been dead for a while (should be able to tell by the stench) then the putrid flesh would be easy to penetrate....especially if you can put a few through the eye socket!
oops gotta go....time to close the cell door and take my pills!!!

My weapon requires a swinging motion....and it always put my wife on her back....even if it is in a small confines of the bedroom!!!....also if your wife finds you blow drying your penis after a shower and she asks "what are you doing!" the wrong reply is "heating your dinner"...

In the situation I set up in people's minds, pretend I had said I had a "1 to 3 foot long, metal stick, with a pointy end" instead of a katana.
 
I don't see why it matters that it's a sword and I have no sword training. I wouldn't be swinging it in a doorway, I'd have held it with one hand on the actual handle part, and my other on the back of the blade near the tip, as a guide. Then when I'd lined it up with a zombie's head, thrust it through it's face, severing the spinal cord and rendering it a motionless sack of meat, in my door.
 
At the distance you use a sword from, and using my forward arm to aim it, missing it would be impossible and having been in high adrenaline, potentially life threatening situations before, I think I'd do alright keeping my cool. Especially with the knowledge that keeping my cool would keep me alive and massively increase my survival chances.
 
If swinging were required, so what if I dulled the blade or was shit at using it properly? It's a metal stick. It's going to fuck up whatever it smashed into, whether it hits sharp end first or otherwise.

ed.....totally agree!
longshot....your reply is quite funny!....but have you looked at how the context of what your saying can be taken as a bit of an insult!
I started this thread as a bit of a laugh...let your imagination run wild and let your inner child's imagination to run free......
If you want boundaries then here they are
George A Romero style shambling zombies.....thats what I grew up with
any damage to the brain counts
beheading will work but it take a minute or two for the twitching
the older the corpse....the easier it will be (so using your fully auto 350 fps rifle with a high cap mag should make a mess of a 5 week old zombie.....just dont shoot your mate thats just turned...it'll just piss him off)
zombies are scared of flames
Finally......grow a sense of humor.....its hard enough being an airsofter without this bitchin and infighting!
now everyone hug,say sorry and go fight the feckin zombies!!!

ed.....totally agree!
longshot....your reply is quite funny!....but have you looked at how the context of what your saying can be taken as a bit of an insult!
I started this thread as a bit of a laugh...let your imagination run wild and let your inner child's imagination to run free......
If you want boundaries then here they are
George A Romero style shambling zombies.....thats what I grew up with
any damage to the brain counts
beheading will work but it take a minute or two for the twitching
the older the corpse....the easier it will be (so using your fully auto 350 fps rifle with a high cap mag should make a mess of a 5 week old zombie.....just dont shoot your mate thats just turned...it'll just piss him off)
zombies are scared of flames
Finally......grow a sense of humor.....its hard enough being an airsofter without this bitchin and infighting!
now everyone hug,say sorry and go fight the feckin zombies!!!

So here I am.... A bit pissed but I was wondering,if a zombie apocalypse happend would it be woth shooting the scabby twats with your airsoft rifle,pistol,grenade?
I reckon if they've been dead for a while (should be able to tell by the stench) then the putrid flesh would be easy to penetrate....especially if you can put a few through the eye socket!
oops gotta go....time to close the cell door and take my pills!!!

Camo tape
Camo mask
Camo gloves
Camo condoms.....she won't see me coming!!!!!

Camo tape
Camo mask
Camo gloves
Camo condoms.....she won't see me coming!!!!!

Camo tape
Camo mask
Camo gloves
Camo condoms.....she won't see me coming!!!!!