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You could have picked a better picture? I’m all up for the banter in here though, makes the day go a bit quicker?? I shall all revise my listing and keep everybody happy? in the meantime stop massaging my ego I know I know. but chucking teddies is fun?

Got more than anger issues??‍♂️

You really are amazing?

Hopefully that goes for everyone else that’s decided to be knob then?? Look a bit closer to home?

The only early one was you judging by those deformities The same place as where they measured your cock mate?

It was clearly an error? but if you’ve managed to climax over it I’m happy. Just leave some for your old man to gobble?

Bait as fuck?

?? cheerio mate Where on earth does it say £500? You absolute haemorrhoid. FUCKING RETARD MATE? Bye bye?

Maybe you can understand this........ You are a mong, to the highest degree

Anyway I’m off to rip people off with my overpriced junk, thanks for the attention dickheads??

Good god you’re one boring twat?

Thanks for clearing that up Dad? Fine, fine?

And the spelling is on point I see??‍♂️ “Brief”

Not if it’s mechanically lockable you fucking quiff, which it is? Don’t tell me what I do and don’t have by sitting behind a phone screen. Absolute flid?

Full retail? Are you a mong or something? you can pick it here up for £200ish new, considering the upgrades and accessories etc it’s worth £400 all day long. Stop getting your jollies off on a public forum